2010-03-07T13:36:49+13:00

false 1050

I'm good with these word things

2010-03-07T13:36:49+13:00

2010-03-06T20:25:11+13:00

false 1049

I'll be back either before or after midnight

156

2010-03-06T20:25:11+13:00

2010-03-05T15:04:37+13:00

false 1048

Allan: "I've got a little... not a fridge, the other one..." CJ: "An oven." Allan: "Yeah."

160

2010-03-05T15:05:00+13:00

2010-03-05T09:05:54+13:00

false 1047

"Writing isn't a big thing. It's a million little things."

159

2010-03-05T09:05:54+13:00

2010-03-03T21:58:29+13:00

false 1045

"I've never really liked odd fellows."

135

2010-03-03T21:58:29+13:00

2010-03-03T21:57:57+13:00

false 1044

"Odd fellows taste good!"

135

2010-03-03T21:57:57+13:00

2010-03-03T21:57:05+13:00

false 1043

"I don't like odd fellows."

135

2010-03-03T21:57:05+13:00

2010-03-03T21:56:36+13:00

false 1042

"I love odd fellows!"

135

2010-03-03T21:57:19+13:00

2010-03-03T21:55:12+13:00

false 1041

"I've run out of innocuous females."

135

2010-03-03T21:55:12+13:00

2010-03-03T21:54:33+13:00

false 1040

Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: *pause* "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before."

135

2010-03-03T22:38:36+13:00

2010-03-02T20:37:45+13:00

false 1039

He who laughs first laughs last.

158

2010-03-02T20:37:45+13:00

2010-03-01T01:12:07+13:00

false 1038

Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively... Josh: Pliable Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains.

2010-03-01T01:12:07+13:00

2010-03-01T00:31:59+13:00

false 1037

Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time...

2010-03-01T00:31:59+13:00

2010-02-28T23:07:32+13:00

false 1036

Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..."

135

2010-02-28T23:07:32+13:00

2010-02-24T16:36:17+13:00

false 1035

Try taking a domestic chicken into a forest.

2010-02-24T16:36:17+13:00

2010-02-22T09:20:35+13:00

false 1034

Yeah basically they have like all these historical things at the museum.

2010-02-22T09:20:35+13:00

2010-02-21T21:17:30+13:00

false 1033

Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!"

2010-02-22T12:31:55+13:00

2010-02-21T15:30:13+13:00

false 1032

"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana."

122

135

2010-02-21T15:30:13+13:00

2010-02-18T11:54:12+13:00

false 1031

I'm a guy as well

156

2010-02-18T11:54:12+13:00

2010-02-15T13:30:10+13:00

false 1030

I suppose if we went over it (Alaska) with a bag of flour... well maybe several bags of flour...

2010-02-15T13:30:10+13:00

2010-02-08T14:42:51+13:00

false 1029

I work on days beginning with W, T or F.

2010-02-08T14:42:51+13:00

2010-02-04T16:11:10+13:00

false 1027

When I was a small child I got beaten up by a type hierarchy. It was terrible, there were interfaces everywhere!

2010-02-04T16:11:10+13:00

2010-02-02T12:50:49+13:00

false 1026

lorne: "If I ask Stephen whether you are a bug what would he say?" qwandor: "I am not sure..." lorne: "'Not a bug, works for me'"

2010-02-02T12:50:49+13:00

2010-01-31T13:10:59+13:00

false 1025

Andrew: "What does [Mark] need to go to the doctor for?" Janet: "About his face."

2010-01-31T13:10:59+13:00

2010-01-31T13:10:28+13:00

false 1024

(outside the tent) "I'm finding this ground really hard to balance on."

2010-01-31T13:10:28+13:00

2010-01-31T13:09:55+13:00

false 1023

I don't like your head.

2010-01-31T13:09:55+13:00

2010-01-25T00:56:42+13:00

false 1022

There are a lot of fish in the ocean

2010-01-25T00:56:42+13:00

2010-01-25T00:56:21+13:00

false 1021

Is that a duck or a hedgehog?

2010-01-25T00:56:21+13:00

2010-01-23T02:21:49+13:00

false 1020

Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!

2010-01-23T02:21:49+13:00

2010-01-22T00:00:05+13:00

false 1019

(in reference to Wellington Anniversary Day) is it a holiday on monday in wellington too?

2010-01-22T00:00:05+13:00

2010-01-21T02:44:13+13:00

false 1018

It's not an exorcism, it's a sandwich-press!

141

2010-01-21T02:44:13+13:00

2010-01-20T21:26:01+13:00

false 1017

Look at those tanned hunks over there.

2010-01-20T21:26:01+13:00

2010-01-18T23:22:06+13:00

false 1016

He cheated on his wife with 10 others, including his wife

2010-01-18T23:22:06+13:00

2010-01-18T19:43:57+13:00

false 1015

His car makes a tinkly noise. He let me listen to it.

2010-01-18T19:43:57+13:00

2010-01-18T19:43:33+13:00

false 1014

Why is it Monday?

2010-01-18T19:43:33+13:00

2010-01-18T18:38:17+13:00

false 1013

I like a challenge where people hug me.

2010-01-18T18:38:17+13:00

2010-01-18T18:33:19+13:00

false 1012

Josh, you're perfect.

2010-01-18T18:33:19+13:00

2010-01-17T18:25:36+13:00

false 1010

I was cooking some stuff in the rice cooker, some rice.

2010-01-17T18:25:36+13:00

2010-01-17T18:24:54+13:00

false 1009

Steam is hot.

2010-01-17T18:24:54+13:00

2010-01-17T18:22:24+13:00

false 1007

I wish there were other things you could do with your money on Monopoly, like buy lollies or buy furniture for the house!

138

2010-01-17T18:22:24+13:00

2010-01-17T18:19:42+13:00

false 1006

But now IS today.

138

2010-01-17T18:19:42+13:00

2010-01-17T18:18:43+13:00

false 1005

You have two eyes. Are YOU are person?

138

2010-01-17T18:18:43+13:00

2010-01-17T18:16:04+13:00

false 1004

This is how we accumulate junk. We have junk, and it accumulates.

2010-01-17T18:16:04+13:00

2010-01-16T22:38:16+13:00

false 1003

I'll put my arm around you and reach round to get what I want

122

2010-01-16T22:38:16+13:00

2010-01-16T02:13:07+13:00

false 1002

To matt, regarding dan: "You have raised a violent child!"

2010-01-16T02:13:07+13:00

2010-01-13T23:01:07+13:00

false 1001

See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!

2010-01-13T23:01:07+13:00

2010-01-13T00:16:04+13:00

false 1000

Ryan: Hey Gina, look..Sarah's nose is peeling. Gina: Leprosy?

139

136

2010-01-14T01:07:06+13:00

2010-01-12T19:43:56+13:00

false 999

(to Mark) "My aim is not to kill you, just to cause you pain."

2010-01-12T19:43:56+13:00

2010-01-12T17:04:09+13:00

false 998

I have not taken the time to play with Coq yet.

2010-01-12T17:04:09+13:00

2010-01-12T11:23:54+13:00

false 997

Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?... Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?

141

2010-01-12T11:23:54+13:00

2010-01-10T20:38:38+13:00

false 996

Michele: there's an oxidation pond. Chris : a what? foxy asian pond?

154

136

2010-01-10T20:48:50+13:00

2010-01-07T23:18:04+13:00

false 995

We're all sexy because we're made...

138

2010-01-07T23:18:13+13:00

2010-01-07T23:16:09+13:00

false 994

erererererer this is sexy.

138

2010-01-07T23:16:09+13:00

2010-01-07T19:33:49+13:00

false 993

I don't really like hairless cats.

2010-01-07T19:33:49+13:00

2010-01-07T19:32:21+13:00

false 992

Why would you want to start liking a fish?

2010-01-07T19:32:21+13:00

2010-01-07T17:38:11+13:00

false 991

Your head has too much in it.

2010-01-07T17:38:11+13:00

2010-01-06T20:42:04+13:00

false 990

How can you look at a rose and see eyebrows?

2010-01-06T20:42:04+13:00

2010-01-02T18:21:56+13:00

false 989

Do you want me to take your clothes off?

141

2010-01-02T18:21:56+13:00

2010-01-02T18:20:03+13:00

false 988

Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!"

2010-01-16T02:14:56+13:00

2010-01-02T18:17:40+13:00

false 987

I should probably take my pants off again.

2010-01-02T18:17:40+13:00

2010-01-02T18:16:42+13:00

false 986

Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard.

2010-01-02T18:16:42+13:00

2010-01-02T18:15:25+13:00

false 985

You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!

2010-01-02T18:15:25+13:00

2010-01-02T18:14:00+13:00

false 984

I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance.

2010-01-02T18:14:00+13:00

2010-01-02T18:04:48+13:00

false 983

Did you just spoon with your fork?

2010-01-02T18:04:48+13:00

2010-01-02T18:04:34+13:00

false 982

Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?

2010-01-02T18:04:34+13:00

2010-01-02T18:04:09+13:00

false 981

This guy's not letting me turn straight!

2010-01-02T18:04:09+13:00

2010-01-02T18:03:44+13:00

false 980

Holy Bum!

2010-01-02T18:03:44+13:00

2010-01-02T18:03:32+13:00

false 979

I propose your face and your mum get punches

2010-01-02T18:03:32+13:00

2010-01-02T18:03:10+13:00

false 978

I was thinking of drawing a face on my knee and asking it for a kiss

2010-01-02T18:03:10+13:00

2010-01-02T18:02:54+13:00

false 977

The league of extraordinary Asians

2010-01-02T18:02:54+13:00

2010-01-02T18:02:13+13:00

false 976

OI! (punches Mike) Ow!

2010-01-02T18:02:13+13:00

2010-01-02T18:01:52+13:00

false 975

Hot springs, hot things, hot flings.

2010-01-02T18:01:52+13:00

2010-01-02T18:01:10+13:00

false 974

He's fine when he's not eating people.

152

2010-01-02T18:01:10+13:00

2010-01-02T17:59:18+13:00

false 973

Hello! I see you've got a nose thing.

2010-01-02T17:59:18+13:00

2010-01-02T17:58:43+13:00

false 972

Telepathic abuse.

2010-01-02T17:58:43+13:00

2010-01-02T17:58:12+13:00

false 971

Are you gonna wear clothes?

2010-01-02T17:58:12+13:00

2010-01-02T17:57:47+13:00

false 970

You've gotta jump into the shop, take a pee and hop out again.

2010-01-02T17:57:47+13:00

2010-01-02T17:57:15+13:00

false 969

Paul: You're drinking from my personal drink bottle. Matt: I know, that's cause I'm your personal friend!

2010-01-02T17:57:15+13:00

2010-01-01T19:45:18+13:00

false 968

Love is for every time of the night.

106

2010-01-02T20:35:39+13:00

2010-01-01T19:43:29+13:00

false 967

I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual.

2010-01-02T20:35:46+13:00

2009-12-31T09:21:06+13:00

false 966

Or if you're really good at being american use the magic gift button

2009-12-31T09:21:06+13:00

2009-12-24T14:41:20+13:00

false 965

Git is simple the way that organic chemistry is simple, in that it is all carbons, hydrogens and oxygens.

2009-12-24T14:41:40+13:00

2009-12-24T09:01:23+13:00

false 964

Amputee pigeons always astonish me.

2009-12-24T09:01:23+13:00

2009-12-21T23:28:09+13:00

false 963

Hay, no eating the ammunition!

141

2009-12-21T23:28:09+13:00

2009-12-20T01:15:58+13:00

false 962

Val - We should do this, do you agree? Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see? Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head

2009-12-20T01:15:58+13:00

2009-12-19T03:48:51+13:00

false 961

It's like having two enormous balls

2009-12-19T03:48:51+13:00

2009-12-17T03:08:46+13:00

false 960

I was sneaking up on them Thi, really I was, but you dispatched them too quickly! (note - Thi wasn't present)

141

2009-12-17T03:08:46+13:00

2009-12-17T03:07:46+13:00

false 959

We can be butt brothers.

2009-12-17T03:07:46+13:00

2009-12-17T03:07:16+13:00

false 958

Cause Asian girls look like monkeys.

141

2009-12-17T03:07:16+13:00

2009-12-16T19:55:50+13:00

false 957

Last year you had bacon without me quite often.

2009-12-16T19:56:02+13:00

2009-12-16T13:10:25+13:00

false 956

via text in response to sport: "Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent"

2009-12-16T13:10:25+13:00

2009-12-16T00:31:45+13:00

false 955

We're all virgins here! Well...

2009-12-16T00:31:45+13:00

2009-12-14T22:24:39+13:00

false 954

"haha :) yep, i hav to hav them in buch! lol"

151

100

2009-12-14T22:24:39+13:00

2009-12-14T01:01:24+13:00

false 953

The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature.

2009-12-14T01:01:24+13:00

2009-12-13T03:33:28+13:00

false 952

(upon arriving at a Guy's Night) Where are the girls???

128

2009-12-13T03:33:28+13:00

2009-12-10T22:04:58+13:00

false 951

He looks absolutely perfect...

2009-12-10T22:04:58+13:00

2009-12-10T20:48:44+13:00

false 950

I used to read books...

138

2009-12-10T20:48:44+13:00

2009-12-10T15:19:48+13:00

false 949

But if it's running on Linux, then it's... not running on Windows.

2009-12-10T15:19:48+13:00

2009-12-09T22:50:40+13:00

false 948

they've got such beautiful legs - It's like watching horses race

2009-12-09T22:50:40+13:00

2009-12-09T22:50:08+13:00

false 947

He lives in Auckland with his full-time family.

2009-12-09T22:50:08+13:00

2009-12-09T22:49:43+13:00

false 946

The actors aren't actually real hobbits

2009-12-09T22:49:43+13:00

2009-12-09T22:47:38+13:00

false 945

I'm going to take a whiz. For an extended period of time.

141

2009-12-09T22:47:38+13:00

2009-12-09T14:28:46+13:00

false 944

Arya Reais-Parsi: yay! earthquake! Stephen Cheng: You are supposed to hide under the table or door frame or something. Not tweet, or skype or add a facebook entry. Young people these days.

149

2009-12-09T14:28:46+13:00

2009-12-08T20:58:24+13:00

false 943

Do we need to pray for entrees?

2009-12-08T20:58:24+13:00

2009-12-05T23:26:24+13:00

false 942

It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something

2009-12-05T23:26:24+13:00

2009-12-05T21:30:43+13:00

false 941

She was a good singer. Like Miley Cyrus.

2009-12-05T21:30:43+13:00

2009-12-04T10:15:39+13:00

false 940

Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch.

148

2009-12-04T10:15:39+13:00

2009-12-04T09:58:39+13:00

false 939

Have you never bounced around on your bum before?

2009-12-04T09:58:39+13:00

2009-12-03T21:28:20+13:00

false 938

Enough hugging!

2009-12-03T21:28:20+13:00

2009-12-03T10:11:29+13:00

false 937

Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!

2009-12-03T10:11:29+13:00

2009-12-01T13:19:37+13:00

false 936

(points to Simon) "Your third-world country is fail!"

2009-12-01T13:19:37+13:00

2009-11-30T20:29:46+13:00

false 935

Your tuft's getting quite long

2009-11-30T20:29:46+13:00

2009-11-29T17:39:12+13:00

false 934

Have you played cogs of war?

2009-11-29T17:39:12+13:00

2009-11-29T11:50:54+13:00

false 933

I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird.

2009-11-29T11:52:42+13:00

2009-11-29T00:01:50+13:00

false 932

You can thank me

2009-11-29T00:01:50+13:00

2009-11-29T00:00:42+13:00

false 931

You're a fragment of my imagination

2009-11-29T00:00:42+13:00

2009-11-29T00:00:06+13:00

false 930

Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something

2009-11-29T00:00:06+13:00

2009-11-28T23:59:26+13:00

false 929

What's wrong with your face?

2009-11-28T23:59:26+13:00

2009-11-28T23:56:04+13:00

false 928

SERIOUSLY INCESTUOUS!

2009-11-28T23:56:04+13:00

2009-11-27T21:29:39+13:00

false 927

This is my body, deep fried for you...

141

2009-11-27T21:29:39+13:00

2009-11-27T19:48:02+13:00

false 926

Did you guys take the car for a walk?

2009-11-27T19:48:02+13:00

2009-11-26T13:25:26+13:00

false 925

Does that mean this is not a duck?

141

2009-11-26T13:25:26+13:00

2009-11-25T23:50:53+13:00

false 924

Now I'm gonna drink myself silly

2009-11-25T23:50:53+13:00

2009-11-24T22:22:59+13:00

false 923

Thank you my father and my mother. Without them I wouldn't be here.

128

2009-11-24T22:22:59+13:00

2009-11-24T22:22:17+13:00

false 922

There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos

2009-11-24T22:22:17+13:00

2009-11-23T20:44:08+13:00

false 847

Do you guys have fresh vegetables in America?

2009-11-23T20:44:08+13:00

2009-11-22T15:13:24+13:00

false 755

Men are funny

2009-11-22T15:13:24+13:00

2009-11-21T15:47:41+13:00

false 754

I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be.

2009-11-21T15:47:41+13:00

2009-11-21T15:30:08+13:00

false 753

Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman"

2009-11-21T15:30:08+13:00

2009-11-21T13:52:28+13:00

false 752

Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too.

2009-11-21T13:52:28+13:00

2009-11-20T13:21:29+13:00

false 751

I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat

2009-11-20T13:21:29+13:00

2009-11-18T02:52:58+13:00

false 749

I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub

2009-11-18T02:52:58+13:00

2009-11-16T23:38:48+13:00

false 748

We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it

2009-11-16T23:38:48+13:00

2009-11-16T21:07:24+13:00

false 747

I fag-enabled!

2009-11-16T21:07:24+13:00

2009-11-16T11:14:18+13:00

false 746

Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono! Mono: YEAH!!!!

106

2009-11-16T11:14:18+13:00

2009-11-16T11:06:25+13:00

false 745

Impotent = you can play with it but you won't get anything out of it

142

2009-11-16T11:06:25+13:00

2009-11-16T10:57:57+13:00

false 744

I love us

106

2009-11-16T10:57:57+13:00

2009-11-16T10:57:44+13:00

false 743

I control my brain with my mind

2009-11-16T10:57:44+13:00

2009-11-16T08:23:08+13:00

false 742

Josh: Yeah, hardout Mono: Word

106

2009-11-16T08:23:08+13:00

2009-11-16T08:18:44+13:00

false 741

You've got to open the door to see if it's closed

106

2009-11-16T08:18:44+13:00

2009-11-15T21:47:33+13:00

false 740

I'm always having a dance party in Andrew's room.

2009-11-15T21:47:33+13:00

2009-11-15T21:47:15+13:00

false 739

Stevie: "Or we could just pop some herbals and do some E." Allan: "I'm all for it, eh."

132

2009-11-15T21:47:15+13:00

2009-11-15T18:03:49+13:00

false 738

On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous."

106

135

2009-11-15T18:03:49+13:00

2009-11-15T18:00:06+13:00

false 737

"Except I'm not Mono anymore, I'm now Stereo."

106

135

2009-11-15T18:00:06+13:00

2009-11-15T17:28:02+13:00

false 736

Jehovah's Witnesses always seem to have really nice hair in the pictures. It's 'cause they use Dove shampoo.

2009-11-15T17:28:02+13:00

2009-11-15T15:35:33+13:00

false 735

If Jesus was a ninja...

2009-11-15T15:35:33+13:00

2009-11-15T10:26:43+13:00

false 734

To Evan & Tim: "You keep going after my balls!"

141

135

2009-11-15T10:26:43+13:00

2009-11-15T10:16:04+13:00

false 733

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh *out* of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!"

135

2009-11-15T10:16:04+13:00

2009-11-14T01:54:13+13:00

false 732

Matt: How many of these make a certain amount? Shoeshine: That many.

2009-11-14T01:54:13+13:00

2009-11-14T01:36:36+13:00

false 731

Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!

2009-11-14T01:36:36+13:00

2009-11-14T01:36:11+13:00

false 730

There's an easy problem to that solution.

2009-11-14T01:36:11+13:00

2009-11-13T18:00:12+13:00

false 729

"I'm so angry I could punch a baby!!!"

101

100

2009-11-13T18:00:12+13:00

2009-11-13T16:26:13+13:00

false 728

PM's quite maternal!

2009-11-13T16:26:13+13:00

2009-11-13T16:25:05+13:00

false 727

PM's quite maternal.

2009-11-13T16:25:05+13:00

2009-11-13T16:23:58+13:00

false 726

PM would make a good house wife.

2009-11-13T16:23:58+13:00

2009-11-13T16:22:01+13:00

false 725

For a moment I was really concerned that we were going to set this place on fire.

2009-11-13T16:22:01+13:00

2009-11-12T22:51:30+13:00

false 724

They are quite different things. The leaves are the green stuff, the seeds are the brown powder.

2009-11-12T22:51:30+13:00

2009-11-11T22:44:13+13:00

false 723

I thought the secret to immortality was to have no life.

100

2009-11-11T22:44:13+13:00

2009-11-11T19:13:45+13:00

false 722

Don't drown the water

2009-11-11T19:13:45+13:00

2009-11-08T22:56:20+13:00

false 721

I specialise in depravity.

2009-11-08T22:56:20+13:00

2009-11-08T22:03:02+13:00

false 719

I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity.

2009-11-08T22:03:02+13:00

2009-11-08T19:52:01+13:00

false 718

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley)

2009-11-08T19:52:01+13:00

2009-11-08T10:02:33+13:00

false 717

Committee: "We could have an Archi-plet and a Law-plet..." Gina: "Yeah!" Ryan: "And a gaming plet!!!" Gina: "NO."

139

135

2009-11-08T10:02:33+13:00

2009-11-08T09:56:20+13:00

false 716

Ryan got temporarily sidetracked by trying to drag off Gina at the lights... Van: "Eh, eh, eh, concentrate, lah!" Miri: "Don't drive with too much faith!"

138

135

2009-11-08T09:56:20+13:00

2009-11-06T19:55:59+13:00

false 715

Between taking off glasses and putting on prescription sunglasses while DRIVING: "Oh, I can't see!" After horrified responses from 5 girls, Van says: "This fella drives by faith, not by sight!" Miri: "Hence the cross!" (hanging from the rear view mirror)

136

135

2009-11-06T19:57:57+13:00

2009-11-06T19:55:05+13:00

false 714

To Justine: "You look different... oh, it must be because you don't have makeup on." *blank look* "Oh, nah, it looks good!!"

137

135

2009-11-06T19:55:05+13:00

2009-11-05T00:16:27+13:00

false 711

Josh: It's a density of the poo thing Val: No it's not, it's a... why are we discussing this?!

2009-11-05T00:16:27+13:00

2009-11-05T00:08:25+13:00

false 710

I love studying, I just hate the actual work

2009-11-05T00:08:25+13:00

2009-11-04T07:19:47+13:00

false 709

I'm more spacious in the morning!

2009-11-04T07:51:50+13:00

2009-11-03T20:23:19+13:00

false 708

"I just lost the game."

100

2009-11-03T20:23:19+13:00

2009-11-03T20:17:59+13:00

false 707

"You know, you should really try quoting me."

100

2009-11-03T20:17:59+13:00

2009-11-03T19:29:41+13:00

false 706

Thanh, do you want Hannah's skin?

2009-11-03T19:29:41+13:00

2009-11-03T19:29:21+13:00

false 705

Someone needs to cook Josh

2009-11-03T19:29:21+13:00

2009-11-03T14:16:00+13:00

false 704

Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine.

100

2009-11-03T14:16:00+13:00

2009-11-03T09:56:15+13:00

false 703

There's a fine line between teaching and just being an ass.

134

2009-11-03T09:56:15+13:00

2009-11-03T01:35:52+13:00

false 702

Stop trying to marry me off with statistics!

2009-11-03T01:35:52+13:00

2009-11-03T00:29:31+13:00

false 701

Josh: How much are you supposed to flirt with someone when you're talking to them on facebook? Val: A decent amount

2009-11-03T00:29:31+13:00

2009-11-03T00:22:13+13:00

false 700

It's Talking About Josh time!

2009-11-03T00:22:13+13:00

2009-11-03T00:19:21+13:00

false 699

I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about".

2009-11-03T00:19:21+13:00

2009-11-03T00:12:33+13:00

false 698

I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing

2009-11-03T00:12:51+13:00

2009-10-31T23:50:47+13:00

false 697

Josh, where's the house?!

2009-10-31T23:50:47+13:00

2009-10-31T14:59:57+13:00

false 696

What does it mean? I can't read Asian!

2009-10-31T14:59:57+13:00

2009-10-30T22:06:24+13:00

false 695

Does anyone want an old peanut butter sandwich that I made last night?

2009-10-30T22:06:24+13:00

2009-10-30T20:49:08+13:00

false 694

Josh: @Sid give me something to procrastinate about and I shall. Sid: Ok, I'll do that tomorrow

133

2009-10-30T20:49:08+13:00

2009-10-30T13:06:18+13:00

false 693

(misheard as saying) "We're all asian right now."

129

2009-10-30T13:06:18+13:00

2009-10-30T13:00:02+13:00

false 692

Do you want to zap people with asian rays?

2009-10-30T13:06:29+13:00

2009-10-30T12:35:37+13:00

false 691

I wanna have a baby panda!

2009-10-30T12:35:37+13:00

2009-10-29T23:50:19+13:00

false 690

Tommo: "'tis all very cute" Shoeshine: "What is?" Tommo: "Girls liking guys"

2009-10-29T23:50:19+13:00

2009-10-29T15:19:15+13:00

false 689

Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!

100

2009-10-29T15:19:15+13:00

2009-10-26T19:52:51+13:00

false 688

Simeon: I have never been on a man date. Yale: it was a mate.

101

2009-10-26T19:52:51+13:00

2009-10-25T22:49:42+13:00

false 687

Richard: "I've vaulted over a horse's butt before." Allan: "With a vault?"

2009-10-25T22:49:42+13:00

2009-10-25T21:50:53+13:00

false 686

If you want to understand why humour is so funny...

2009-10-25T21:50:53+13:00

2009-10-25T15:49:54+13:00

false 685

Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good? Tommo: Just like girls

2009-10-25T15:49:54+13:00

2009-10-24T14:11:40+13:00

false 684

Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age.

2009-10-24T14:11:40+13:00

2009-10-23T19:35:13+13:00

false 683

If that was the truth, you wouldn't be lying.

100

2009-10-23T19:35:13+13:00

2009-10-23T19:05:50+13:00

false 682

No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?

122

2009-10-23T19:05:50+13:00

2009-10-21T19:33:54+13:00

false 681

Beating people up is completely different to gay sex though.

132

2009-10-21T19:33:54+13:00

2009-10-20T23:09:33+13:00

false 678

Eff you

2009-10-20T23:09:33+13:00

2009-10-20T23:09:23+13:00

false 677

Eff you

123

2009-10-20T23:09:23+13:00

2009-10-20T23:09:08+13:00

false 676

Eff You

131

2009-10-20T23:09:08+13:00

2009-10-20T23:08:07+13:00

false 675

It's like a russian doll situation

123

2009-10-20T23:08:07+13:00

2009-10-20T23:07:36+13:00

false 674

The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl.

2009-10-20T23:07:36+13:00

2009-10-18T01:05:13+13:00

false 673

Ben: "where's Paul?" Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room."

2009-10-18T01:05:13+13:00

2009-10-18T01:03:25+13:00

false 672

(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?

2009-10-18T01:03:25+13:00

2009-10-18T01:02:44+13:00

false 671

Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here." Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off"

2009-10-18T01:02:44+13:00

2009-10-18T00:49:35+13:00

false 670

It's the church for hairy people

2009-10-18T00:49:35+13:00

2009-10-17T14:02:58+13:00

false 669

Aww. That just makes me want to hug myself.

2009-10-17T14:02:58+13:00

2009-10-16T21:58:28+13:00

false 668

I'm sticky

130

2009-10-16T21:58:28+13:00

2009-10-16T21:57:54+13:00

false 667

I have a sheep on my desktop because I'm baaaaaaad

2009-10-16T21:57:54+13:00

2009-10-16T15:57:23+13:00

false 665

Some companies have Friday afternoon drinks. We have Friday afternoon arguing-about-authentication-schemes.

2009-10-16T15:57:23+13:00

2009-10-16T12:53:31+13:00

false 664

Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?" lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?" Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?"

2009-10-16T12:53:31+13:00

2009-10-14T22:03:16+13:00

false 663

(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ...

2009-10-14T22:03:16+13:00

2009-10-13T22:32:35+13:00

false 662

This is like diabetes in a bowl.

129

2009-10-13T22:32:35+13:00

2009-10-12T22:20:47+13:00

false 660

Ooh. I love you Peter.

128

2009-10-12T22:20:47+13:00

2009-10-12T20:23:44+13:00

false 659

It looked hilarious when he went down there

124

2009-10-12T20:23:44+13:00

2009-10-12T20:22:29+13:00

false 658

If you were down there, I wouldn't go down there

2009-10-12T20:22:29+13:00

2009-10-12T20:14:13+13:00

false 657

Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they *must* replace it with _make-believe_ code

2009-10-12T20:15:24+13:00

2009-10-11T13:20:51+13:00

false 656

It's almost as if tomorrow never happened!

2009-10-11T13:20:51+13:00

2009-10-11T00:53:31+13:00

false 655

like I could have slipped, knocked my head on the red one, got my foot stuck in the green one, fell down with my foot still stuck, knocked my head on the blue one.. then fell to the ground. BAMMM!! HEAD FIRST DEAD!

127

2009-10-11T00:53:31+13:00

2009-10-10T12:00:09+13:00

false 654

come on you stupid drugs, kick in!

127

2009-10-10T12:00:09+13:00

2009-10-09T23:04:12+13:00

false 653

I feel sick after drinking those eggs.

2009-10-09T23:04:12+13:00

2009-10-08T19:45:09+13:00

false 652

Sigmund Freud? Who's he? Was he a ladies' man?

2009-10-08T19:45:09+13:00

2009-10-06T17:09:42+13:00

false 651

You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum.

125

2009-10-06T17:09:42+13:00

2009-10-06T14:39:41+13:00

false 650

Its better with 3 you know vipul...

2009-10-06T14:39:41+13:00

2009-10-06T14:37:55+13:00

false 649

Hows the feather warcast looking?

2009-10-06T14:37:55+13:00

2009-10-06T14:37:30+13:00

false 648

Who's an idiot, I'm an idiot

2009-10-06T14:37:30+13:00

2009-10-06T14:36:56+13:00

false 647

Playing with your opposite hand makes you feel like a poof

124

2009-10-06T14:36:56+13:00

2009-10-04T14:01:14+13:00

false 646

(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!

2009-10-04T14:01:14+13:00

2009-10-04T13:51:19+13:00

false 645

(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out.

2009-10-04T13:51:19+13:00

2009-10-01T16:49:37+13:00

false 644

(To Hugh) It's your taste in Stephen's jazz

2009-10-01T16:49:37+13:00

2009-09-30T22:04:12+13:00

false 643

Dan, why are you so sexy?

2009-09-30T22:04:21+13:00

2009-09-25T23:40:48+12:00

false 642

I hate being blind - you can't see anything.

2009-09-25T23:40:48+12:00

2009-09-25T23:37:57+12:00

false 641

Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to.

2009-09-25T23:37:57+12:00

2009-09-25T23:33:32+12:00

false 640

Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win.

2009-09-25T23:33:32+12:00

2009-09-25T23:18:46+12:00

false 639

Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple

2009-09-25T23:18:46+12:00

2009-09-25T23:08:22+12:00

false 638

I didn't even realise there was an 8 O Clock AM

2009-09-25T23:08:22+12:00

2009-09-22T12:50:47+12:00

false 637

You know Carlton isn't the smartest knife in the drawer

2009-09-22T12:50:47+12:00

2009-09-19T21:20:56+12:00

false 636

Andrew: "What are you making, Tim?" Tim: "An onion with a high voice."

122

2009-09-19T23:33:59+12:00

2009-09-19T20:52:15+12:00

false 635

It's fancy dress. Josh [Thompson] is going to go as himself, as he considers himself a fairy.

122

2009-09-19T20:52:15+12:00

2009-09-16T21:09:10+12:00

false 634

(Talking about dance moves) "If you put your head on your left shoulder, and move around like it's stuck there, that's a pretty awesome move. You can use your right shoulder too."

2009-09-18T22:00:06+12:00

2009-09-16T10:33:42+12:00

false 633

It's like you have one block of chocolate, and that's God.

2009-09-16T10:33:42+12:00

2009-09-09T01:06:57+12:00

false 632

You can bleed for a long time

2009-09-09T01:06:57+12:00

2009-09-07T18:21:19+12:00

false 631

"I don't think I'd fit a B-cup bra"

122

2009-09-07T18:21:19+12:00

2009-09-06T21:48:38+12:00

false 630

I wish I was a cow

123

2009-09-06T21:48:38+12:00

2009-09-06T17:31:50+12:00

false 629

You're not wearing undies are you?

2009-09-06T17:31:50+12:00

2009-09-05T09:40:58+12:00

false 628

Riding a bike is like riding a bike, supposedly you never forget how.

2009-09-05T09:40:58+12:00

2009-09-02T20:12:36+12:00

false 627

Zombies are much cooler than non-Christians

2009-09-02T20:12:36+12:00

2009-08-30T21:57:25+12:00

false 626

Males don't have a reproductive system

2009-08-30T21:57:25+12:00

2009-08-30T21:56:40+12:00

false 625

A rats tail is like a mini Mohawk

122

2009-08-30T21:56:40+12:00

2009-08-30T21:51:23+12:00

false 624

Double it by a half

2009-08-30T21:51:23+12:00

2009-08-30T14:45:26+12:00

false 623

Josh: So what happens next? Shoeshine: I take my clothes off

2009-08-30T14:45:26+12:00

2009-08-29T23:17:19+12:00

false 622

It's a precursor to the arm then...

2009-08-29T23:17:19+12:00

2009-08-29T23:11:29+12:00

false 621

I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night.

2009-08-29T23:11:29+12:00

2009-08-29T22:57:23+12:00

false 620

Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet? Josh: Well you just meet them Shoeshine: But you don't!

2009-08-29T22:57:23+12:00

2009-08-29T22:55:01+12:00

false 619

Darkness is the absence of light. Boot is the absence of car.

2009-08-29T22:55:01+12:00

2009-08-25T16:34:48+12:00

false 618

Everyone knows someone who wasn't an orphan, for example.

2009-08-25T16:34:48+12:00

2009-08-24T21:10:25+12:00

false 617

You have a lot of stupid ideas which are probably right.

108

2009-08-24T21:10:25+12:00

2009-08-24T21:09:56+12:00

false 616

I’m a drug. People are addicted to me.

108

2009-08-24T21:09:56+12:00

2009-08-24T21:06:51+12:00

false 615

I don’t like the word challenge, I prefer the tern heavily encourage.

120

108

2009-08-24T21:06:51+12:00

2009-08-24T21:05:03+12:00

false 614

I normally don’t wear anything.

108

2009-08-24T21:05:03+12:00

2009-08-24T21:04:40+12:00

false 613

What going on in Wellington though, you’re all single. Even: We’re not dodgy.

118

108

2009-08-24T21:04:40+12:00

2009-08-24T21:04:17+12:00

false 612

Ok guys, sex. I’m serious!!!!!!!

117

108

2009-08-24T21:04:17+12:00

2009-08-24T21:03:57+12:00

false 611

Gods not from Dunedin, and he will get over it.

119

108

2009-08-24T21:03:57+12:00

2009-08-24T21:03:03+12:00

false 610

Once a Mintern, always fresh and minty

115

108

2009-08-24T21:03:03+12:00

2009-08-24T21:02:40+12:00

false 609

Even: Was it a dodgy joke? Lauren: No. Even: I don’t get it then.

110

108

2009-08-24T21:02:40+12:00

2009-08-24T21:02:13+12:00

false 608

Lauran: Like making babies. Even: That’s not productive.

110

108

2009-08-24T21:02:13+12:00

2009-08-24T21:01:51+12:00

false 607

Having petrol is a good thing

112

108

2009-08-24T21:01:51+12:00

2009-08-24T21:01:29+12:00

false 606

These people don’t need toilets

110

108

2009-08-24T21:01:29+12:00

2009-08-24T21:01:09+12:00

false 605

Lauran: Are you a communist or a Christian? Rachel: Well I tend to sit on the fence.

112

108

2009-08-24T21:01:09+12:00

2009-08-24T21:00:26+12:00

false 604

Someone over the age of eleven

112

108

2009-08-24T21:00:26+12:00

2009-08-24T20:59:55+12:00

false 603

Goober.

112

108

2009-08-24T20:59:55+12:00

2009-08-24T20:59:30+12:00

false 602

Every TV needs a book.

108

2009-08-24T20:59:30+12:00

2009-08-24T20:58:46+12:00

false 601

What? Did Nathan ask Jasmine to marry him?

118

108

2009-08-24T20:58:46+12:00

2009-08-24T20:56:03+12:00

false 600

the guy I was sharing a bed with.

114

108

2009-08-24T20:56:03+12:00

2009-08-24T20:54:33+12:00

false 599

I’m more cuddly than most people.

117

108

2009-08-24T20:54:33+12:00

2009-08-24T20:53:39+12:00

false 598

If I was a girl, I’ll be really really happy.

116

108

2009-08-24T20:53:39+12:00

2009-08-24T20:52:31+12:00

false 597

NO WAY!!!!!

115

108

2009-08-24T20:52:31+12:00

2009-08-24T20:51:43+12:00

false 596

We welcome you but we welcome you many also.

113

108

2009-08-24T20:51:43+12:00

2009-08-24T20:51:23+12:00

false 595

Nathan and Yomcat would make a good couple (I remember it being “should get together sometime...)

114

108

2009-08-24T20:51:23+12:00

2009-08-24T20:50:45+12:00

false 594

Do you want babies? I want babies! We should get together sometime and.....

108

2009-08-24T20:50:45+12:00

2009-08-24T20:49:50+12:00

false 593

It (Christian sex) was fantastic.

112

108

2009-08-24T20:49:50+12:00

2009-08-24T20:49:29+12:00

false 592

SLC needs booty girls.

108

2009-08-24T20:49:29+12:00

2009-08-24T20:48:20+12:00

false 591

Richard showed me Christian sex.

112

108

2009-08-24T20:48:20+12:00

2009-08-24T20:47:53+12:00

false 590

Nigel: I thought if you were good you got a girlfriend and a car. How came I ended up in prison? Mark Grace: The Girlfriend.

114

108

2009-08-24T20:47:53+12:00

2009-08-24T20:46:47+12:00

false 589

How many incrimination photos of me do you need?

108

2009-08-24T20:46:47+12:00

2009-08-24T20:45:55+12:00

false 588

I haven’t killed anything for a while.

108

2009-08-24T20:45:55+12:00

2009-08-24T20:45:31+12:00

false 587

You look happier than when you have a kid.

108

2009-08-24T20:45:31+12:00

2009-08-24T20:44:45+12:00

false 586

Yomcat: So what did you learn about? Ben: About a lonely guy in jail. (Paul)

108

2009-08-24T20:44:45+12:00

2009-08-24T20:41:53+12:00

false 585

I’m too far away from Easter

110

108

2009-08-24T20:41:53+12:00

2009-08-24T20:41:33+12:00

false 584

I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later.

110

108

2009-08-24T20:41:33+12:00

2009-08-24T20:41:10+12:00

false 583

I really like the killing tree

112

108

2009-08-24T20:41:10+12:00

2009-08-24T20:40:41+12:00

false 582

Let’s sit with strange people

112

108

2009-08-24T20:40:41+12:00

2009-08-24T20:40:17+12:00

false 581

I’ve never been to a SLC where I’ve been offered cheese.

113

108

2009-08-24T20:40:17+12:00

2009-08-24T20:39:41+12:00

false 580

Some of you might be new to this before.

113

108

2009-08-24T20:39:41+12:00

2009-08-24T20:37:04+12:00

false 579

Do you guys share soap?

111

108

2009-08-24T20:37:04+12:00

2009-08-24T20:36:35+12:00

false 578

I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined.

110

108

2009-08-24T20:36:35+12:00

2009-08-24T20:33:41+12:00

false 577

In the format of Multiple guess

108

2009-08-24T20:33:41+12:00

2009-08-24T20:30:50+12:00

false 576

It smells of wobbles in here

109

108

2009-08-24T20:30:50+12:00

2009-08-24T20:29:49+12:00

false 575

Don not let God take your man!!

108

2009-08-24T20:29:49+12:00

2009-08-16T08:55:15+12:00

false 574

Kirsten: "They were like a perfect family." Aaron: "Perfect?" Kirsten: "Well, they're from the US."

2009-08-16T08:55:15+12:00

2009-08-13T12:12:29+12:00

false 880

You aren't really getting high performance spanking out of that.

146

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-12T18:25:57+12:00

false 881

You can dump 'til your heart's content.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-11T19:37:39+12:00

false 573

It's like The Matrix. Watch out, any one of us could turn into Melody.

2009-08-11T19:37:39+12:00

2009-08-11T19:37:05+12:00

false 572

That's what I'd be doing. If I had a girlfriend, I'd be doing my hair.

2009-08-11T19:37:05+12:00

2009-08-11T16:11:01+12:00

false 882

Maybe I should make it wet...

144

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-11T10:24:30+12:00

false 883

Wow, I thought that was an electronic thing, then I realised it was real.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-07T13:32:11+12:00

false 884

I'll set this going and then I'll come and play with your thingy.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-07T13:28:06+12:00

false 885

I'm unzipping the thing I zipped up last night.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-03T14:36:44+12:00

false 886

You want some action? It's quite dark.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-08-01T20:59:48+12:00

false 571

KFC is foul.

2009-08-01T20:59:48+12:00

2009-07-28T15:55:15+12:00

false 887

We already said we'd come to your house!!

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-07-28T07:42:06+12:00

false 570

I like my breasts

107

2009-07-28T07:42:06+12:00

2009-07-20T18:14:32+12:00

false 569

I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly

2009-07-20T18:14:32+12:00

2009-07-18T23:19:38+12:00

false 568

(about a boy competing in the Speedcubing championships) "I want to put him in a box and take him home."

2009-07-18T23:20:05+12:00

2009-07-17T18:21:55+12:00

false 567

I think I almost have a stomach like a boy

2009-07-17T18:21:55+12:00

2009-07-17T13:16:34+12:00

false 566

Last week in front of Levin Church; Graham said to Trish “ can you turn me on please” in reference to microphone switch. Much laughter, from congregation; to which Trish replied “ Not now dear ” – more laughter.

105

104

2009-07-17T13:16:34+12:00

2009-07-14T21:37:51+12:00

false 565

Peas are wrong.

2009-07-14T21:37:51+12:00

2009-07-12T15:13:39+12:00

false 564

Pippa - "Eni, is that male or female?" Graham - "No they are Samoan"

105

104

2009-07-12T15:13:39+12:00

2009-07-12T13:42:43+12:00

false 563

"Thanks is a beautiful thing... when its big"

100

2009-07-12T13:43:01+12:00

2009-07-10T14:49:39+12:00

false 562

(enters) Hello, my children! (leaves)

2009-07-10T14:49:39+12:00

2009-07-10T14:48:50+12:00

false 561

You can't be judge, jury, executioner and Jesus!

2009-07-10T14:48:50+12:00

2009-07-07T22:31:08+12:00

false 560

Nathan: "How is CU going?" Kirsten: "It great 'cause there are ... quite a few boys. Not enough yet, but..."

2009-07-07T22:31:08+12:00

2009-07-06T19:02:16+12:00

false 559

I laugh but I'm not funny.

2009-07-06T19:13:48+12:00

2009-07-03T12:10:58+12:00

false 888

But I'm not ready to commit, I have commitment issues.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-07-02T21:03:41+12:00

false 558

I actually quite like my chemical romance

2009-07-02T21:03:41+12:00

2009-07-02T14:46:55+12:00

false 889

Good luck with your multi-dimensional array.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-30T16:31:01+12:00

false 557

[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!

2009-06-30T16:31:01+12:00

2009-06-29T21:28:30+12:00

false 556

invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end.

2009-06-29T21:28:30+12:00

2009-06-29T20:50:09+12:00

false 555

That's how I know I'm not straight

2009-06-29T20:50:09+12:00

2009-06-29T20:46:44+12:00

false 554

you misunderestimate my point

2009-06-29T20:46:44+12:00

2009-06-29T20:46:12+12:00

false 553

"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.)

2009-06-29T20:46:12+12:00

2009-06-29T20:41:35+12:00

false 552

I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then

2009-06-29T20:41:45+12:00

2009-06-29T19:25:57+12:00

false 551

What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?

2009-06-29T19:25:57+12:00

2009-06-29T12:03:53+12:00

false 890

286, what's that? Oh, it's a number.

144

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-29T11:29:17+12:00

false 550

Do I look like a muslim?

2009-06-29T11:29:17+12:00

2009-06-27T21:23:24+12:00

false 549

"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime)

2009-06-27T21:23:24+12:00

2009-06-26T16:29:44+12:00

false 548

Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice.

2009-06-26T16:29:44+12:00

2009-06-25T18:12:58+12:00

false 547

"Could you have possibly made this anymore impossible!?!"

102

100

2009-06-25T18:12:58+12:00

2009-06-25T17:36:49+12:00

false 546

Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa....

101

100

2009-06-25T17:36:49+12:00

2009-06-25T14:47:08+12:00

false 545

I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much.

2009-06-25T14:47:08+12:00

2009-06-24T18:43:51+12:00

false 544

That's what she said. And then she got raped.

100

2009-06-24T18:43:51+12:00

2009-06-23T10:24:14+12:00

false 543

Whoa, had a bit of a clicking incident

2009-06-23T10:24:14+12:00

2009-06-22T09:29:12+12:00

false 542

Many people, such as this one (points at lorne)...

2009-06-22T09:29:12+12:00

2009-06-20T22:51:33+12:00

false 541

Josh: I want a sleeping bag with sleeves. PM: It'd be a sleeping suit!

2009-06-20T22:51:33+12:00

2009-06-19T14:18:23+12:00

false 539

I could make you some coke.

2009-06-19T14:18:23+12:00

2009-06-18T19:16:03+12:00

false 538

High heel stockings

2009-06-18T19:16:03+12:00

2009-06-17T20:52:05+12:00

false 537

(to Josh), did you sleep at all last night J.A.?

2009-06-17T20:52:05+12:00

2009-06-17T04:39:49+12:00

false 536

Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else.

2009-06-17T04:39:49+12:00

2009-06-17T04:39:07+12:00

false 535

I'm an epic kind of person

2009-06-17T04:39:07+12:00

2009-06-17T04:38:49+12:00

false 534

Kirsten's an equally viable charity

2009-06-17T04:38:49+12:00

2009-06-17T04:38:21+12:00

false 533

I pictured meat with a much deeper voice than that

2009-06-17T04:38:21+12:00

2009-06-17T04:37:42+12:00

false 532

No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face.

2009-06-17T04:37:42+12:00

2009-06-17T04:36:29+12:00

false 531

I love your nice big mugs!

2009-06-17T04:36:29+12:00

2009-06-17T04:35:39+12:00

false 530

Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress

2009-06-17T04:35:39+12:00

2009-06-17T04:34:47+12:00

false 529

This is years in cardland

2009-06-17T04:34:47+12:00

2009-06-17T04:34:05+12:00

false 528

Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want

2009-06-17T04:34:05+12:00

2009-06-17T04:33:22+12:00

false 527

I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen

2009-06-17T04:33:22+12:00

2009-06-16T22:35:50+12:00

false 526

Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam.

2009-06-16T22:35:50+12:00

2009-06-16T12:41:36+12:00

false 524

Just hurry up and get married, Mel!

2009-06-16T12:41:36+12:00

2009-06-16T12:41:04+12:00

false 523

New Zealand's taking over the world, one cow at a time.

2009-06-16T12:41:04+12:00

2009-06-16T12:40:36+12:00

false 522

Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't

2009-06-16T12:40:36+12:00

2009-06-16T12:39:57+12:00

false 521

Well Europe's not really very... tall.

2009-06-16T12:39:57+12:00

2009-06-16T12:39:31+12:00

false 520

Karen: The voices in my head tell me that I'm normal. Esther: The voices in my head tell me you're not normal.

2009-06-16T12:39:31+12:00

2009-06-16T12:37:26+12:00

false 519

Yeah it's true, every year people got shorter... no wait it was the other way 'round - people got taller. I got shorter.

2009-06-16T12:37:26+12:00

2009-06-16T12:36:44+12:00

false 518

I'm used to guys staring at me.

2009-06-16T12:36:44+12:00

2009-06-16T12:36:22+12:00

false 517

Your face is funny (to Nick)

2009-06-16T12:36:22+12:00

2009-06-16T12:35:39+12:00

false 516

Why are you wearing a chair?

2009-06-16T12:35:39+12:00

2009-06-16T12:35:08+12:00

false 515

...and then next year I can die.

2009-06-16T12:35:08+12:00

2009-06-16T12:34:35+12:00

false 514

You don't need to be alive, you're going to sleep.

2009-06-16T12:34:35+12:00

2009-06-16T12:34:11+12:00

false 513

I'm gonna go to sleep first then I'm gonna go to bed.

2009-06-16T12:34:11+12:00

2009-06-16T12:33:42+12:00

false 512

I thought I had a home, but now it's gone!

2009-06-16T12:33:42+12:00

2009-06-16T12:33:15+12:00

false 511

When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??

2009-06-16T12:33:15+12:00

2009-06-16T12:32:52+12:00

false 510

Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables.

2009-06-16T12:32:52+12:00

2009-06-16T12:32:29+12:00

false 509

Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them.

2009-06-16T12:32:29+12:00

2009-06-16T12:31:31+12:00

false 508

It was the carrot with the spatula in the kitchen killing the salad.

2009-06-16T12:31:31+12:00

2009-06-16T12:30:29+12:00

false 507

I had Silly time with Stevie at the Supermarket.

2009-06-16T12:30:29+12:00

2009-06-16T12:29:46+12:00

false 506

Caryn: What, so you think we should get rid of all drugs? Richard: Well, maybe not ALL drugs...

2009-06-16T12:29:46+12:00

2009-06-16T12:28:48+12:00

false 505

You can eat me if you want.

2009-06-16T12:28:48+12:00

2009-06-16T12:28:18+12:00

false 504

Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count.

2009-06-16T12:28:18+12:00

2009-06-16T12:27:10+12:00

false 503

I want drugs. (Sarah) Well, which ones would you like? I've got... (Kirsten)

2009-06-16T12:27:10+12:00

2009-06-16T12:26:23+12:00

false 502

Get Richard to do it... he's a stalker!

2009-06-16T12:26:23+12:00

2009-06-16T12:25:44+12:00

false 501

Yes but you (Josh) do it in an annoying way whereas you (Kirsten) do it in an intelligent way.

2009-06-16T16:54:06+12:00

2009-06-16T12:25:01+12:00

false 500

Maybe we spent all year living with a cow.

2009-06-16T12:25:01+12:00

2009-06-16T12:23:47+12:00

false 499

I am going to have a life this year.

2009-06-16T12:23:47+12:00

2009-06-16T12:22:46+12:00

false 498

I just realized that if I die tomorrow, no one would know... and I wouldn't be able to tell you!

2009-06-16T12:22:46+12:00

2009-06-16T12:12:58+12:00

false 891

I have a dump, and its going back up.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-15T01:38:24+12:00

false 497

i actually find the concept of having someome to care for you and be with you forever quite comforting. Like a second Jesus.

2009-06-15T01:38:24+12:00

2009-06-15T00:50:47+12:00

false 496

o yea yes, i think, i hope, maybe not, probably not, no

2009-06-15T00:50:47+12:00

2009-06-13T04:59:44+12:00

false 495

Brought to you by the letter C and the number L.

2009-06-13T04:59:44+12:00

2009-06-12T17:07:10+12:00

false 892

I learn a lot from watching myself play.

144

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-11T20:18:31+12:00

false 494

Life is like a bag of cornflakes...

2009-06-11T20:18:31+12:00

2009-06-11T20:06:55+12:00

false 493

COD4? But what are you going to do with your old CPU?

2009-06-11T20:06:55+12:00

2009-06-11T15:58:59+12:00

false 492

If you add enough eggs you get mayonaise, but it doesn't really count. Objective C++ is like mayonaise.

2009-06-11T15:58:59+12:00

2009-06-09T14:39:23+12:00

false 491

It's those ICF girls, they're too attractive.

2009-06-09T14:39:23+12:00

2009-06-09T12:34:47+12:00

false 893

None of you are Thong, so I'm going to stop talking.

147

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-09T10:19:35+12:00

false 490

Natalie I just let play with a student

2009-06-09T10:19:35+12:00

2009-06-07T21:10:20+12:00

false 489

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.

2009-06-07T21:10:20+12:00

2009-06-05T17:41:49+12:00

false 894

Is it your brother's older sister?

144

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-03T20:35:59+12:00

false 488

Stephen, I have something hard in my hand.

2009-06-03T20:35:59+12:00

2009-06-03T11:38:25+12:00

false 895

It makes you poo more.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-02T10:37:08+12:00

false 896

You need to teach me how to bake.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-06-01T19:37:00+12:00

false 487

But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!

2009-06-01T19:37:00+12:00

2009-06-01T18:27:03+12:00

false 486

It'd be the equivalent of a hippie stoner apartment, but without the hippies or the stoners...

2009-06-01T18:27:03+12:00

2009-06-01T18:24:44+12:00

false 485

Yeah, it's good all ground music (referring to foreground and background music, Wandering Eye by Fat Freddy's Drop)

2009-06-01T18:24:44+12:00

2009-06-01T17:11:30+12:00

false 484

I'm just at home, I'll have to get some clothes on and scamper.

2009-06-01T17:11:56+12:00

2009-06-01T15:54:20+12:00

false 483

I feel like the blanket man, I don't have a warm house to come home to.

2009-06-01T15:54:20+12:00

2009-06-01T14:36:40+12:00

false 482

Friends with favours.

2009-06-01T14:36:40+12:00

2009-06-01T10:58:57+12:00

false 481

Pants! I like that idea.

2009-06-01T10:58:57+12:00

2009-05-31T21:52:34+12:00

false 480

Did someone poo in our driveway?

2009-05-31T21:52:34+12:00

2009-05-31T20:20:50+12:00

false 479

(in reference to tetris) It just raped me.

2009-05-31T20:20:50+12:00

2009-05-28T13:14:38+12:00

false 478

_Toilet paper_ cereal?

2009-05-28T13:14:38+12:00

2009-05-25T20:15:16+12:00

false 477

There are some people who just never have fun

2009-05-25T20:15:16+12:00

2009-05-24T14:56:44+12:00

false 471

I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon

2009-05-24T14:56:44+12:00

2009-05-23T19:04:46+12:00

false 470

I've just realised how different it's going to be living with people.

2009-05-23T19:04:46+12:00

2009-05-23T19:04:20+12:00

false 469

I have too many friends.

2009-05-23T19:04:20+12:00

2009-05-23T19:04:03+12:00

false 468

My father wants to be my relative.

2009-05-23T19:04:03+12:00

2009-05-23T19:03:11+12:00

false 467

Chips aren't instant! You have to cook them for 20min AND heat it up first... it takes nearly 3/4 of an hour!

2009-05-23T19:03:11+12:00

2009-05-23T19:02:24+12:00

false 466

Everything has to be my way.

2009-05-23T19:02:24+12:00

2009-05-23T19:00:25+12:00

false 465

Enough is not enough!

2009-05-23T19:00:25+12:00

2009-05-23T18:53:11+12:00

false 464

Kirsten... oh yeah, she's the one with the foot.

2009-05-23T18:53:11+12:00

2009-05-23T18:52:46+12:00

false 463

I have a thing for chairs.

2009-05-23T18:52:46+12:00

2009-05-23T18:51:27+12:00

false 462

Violence is so much better

2009-05-23T18:51:27+12:00

2009-05-23T18:51:04+12:00

false 461

It's a weird thing for guys to be into... cats can't beat you up

2009-05-23T18:51:04+12:00

2009-05-23T18:48:17+12:00

false 459

Kirsten: My friends would be interested in a dress-up party Peter: Oh yeah, mine too

2009-05-23T18:48:17+12:00

2009-05-23T18:47:54+12:00

false 458

It doesn't need to be accurate, I am Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha!

2009-05-23T18:47:54+12:00

2009-05-23T18:47:30+12:00

false 457

I don't like horses, I'm on a sheep.

2009-05-23T18:47:30+12:00

2009-05-23T18:46:41+12:00

false 456

Ok, enough gossiping... actually we can keep gossiping.

2009-05-23T18:46:41+12:00

2009-05-23T18:44:31+12:00

false 455

Communist leaders get stuffed.

2009-05-23T18:44:31+12:00

2009-05-23T18:43:17+12:00

false 454

Kirsten: We're going to change the world. Peta-Maria: Yep, and we've got to discuss it first.

2009-05-23T18:43:17+12:00

2009-05-23T18:41:58+12:00

false 453

Then there's the people who embody the crazy cow game... you think you've got them all figured out but nooo... the red head goes with the green body.

2009-05-23T19:09:52+12:00

2009-05-23T18:41:04+12:00

false 452

I think I could be a better missionary if I had a British accent.

2009-05-23T18:41:04+12:00

2009-05-23T18:38:42+12:00

false 451

('feline' and 'female') Oh well they both have fe in them, it's just one's a line and one's a male.

2009-05-23T18:39:48+12:00

2009-05-23T18:37:28+12:00

false 450

Retreat... more like an intensive concentration camp (referring to CU committee retreats)

2009-05-23T18:37:28+12:00

2009-05-23T18:33:38+12:00

false 449

Girls who work at the bakery are better than girls who work at the deli.

2009-05-23T18:33:38+12:00

2009-05-23T18:33:02+12:00

false 448

I think Canterbury likes us.

2009-05-23T18:33:02+12:00

2009-05-23T18:32:39+12:00

false 447

Sarah is having a boyfriend.

2009-05-23T18:32:39+12:00

2009-05-23T18:31:22+12:00

false 446

It's like being pregnant but more painful.

2009-05-23T18:31:22+12:00

2009-05-23T18:30:41+12:00

false 445

If you stay here you can have a birthday.

2009-05-23T18:30:41+12:00

2009-05-23T18:30:19+12:00

false 444

Your husbands can all die at age 60... ok fine, 70, and we can all live together for the next ten years and then die too!

2009-05-23T18:30:19+12:00

2009-05-23T18:29:23+12:00

false 443

God is our father and Kirsten is our mother.

2009-05-23T18:29:23+12:00

2009-05-23T18:28:47+12:00

false 442

We're like an old married couple, the four of us.

2009-05-23T18:28:47+12:00

2009-05-23T18:26:31+12:00

false 441

We could arrange for some [dead bodies]

2009-05-23T18:26:31+12:00

2009-05-23T18:25:42+12:00

false 440

There's this one knife, it's really very aesthetically pleasing...

2009-05-23T18:25:42+12:00

2009-05-23T18:24:46+12:00

false 439

Oh yeah, it's your funeral tomorrow (Sarah).

2009-05-23T18:24:46+12:00

2009-05-23T18:24:11+12:00

false 438

We should shut that off and just die.

2009-05-23T18:24:11+12:00

2009-05-23T18:23:31+12:00

false 437

I wouldn't really have a problem with licking the toilet seat.

2009-05-23T18:23:31+12:00

2009-05-23T18:23:00+12:00

false 436

I get invigorated by people when I'm leaving them.

2009-05-23T18:23:00+12:00

2009-05-23T18:22:36+12:00

false 435

I want to live alone.

2009-05-23T18:22:36+12:00

2009-05-23T18:22:07+12:00

false 434

You want THAT body forever? (to Josh)

2009-05-23T18:22:07+12:00

2009-05-23T18:14:56+12:00

false 433

I have no feelings.

2009-05-23T18:14:56+12:00

2009-05-23T18:00:02+12:00

false 432

Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips.

2009-05-23T18:00:02+12:00

2009-05-23T10:54:44+12:00

false 430

also one of the babies is also pregnant

2009-05-23T10:54:44+12:00

2009-05-22T21:09:20+12:00

false 429

You can cook yourself in the microwave first.

2009-05-22T21:09:20+12:00

2009-05-22T21:06:11+12:00

false 428

I'm not serious. I'm being sarcastic. I'm not joking.

2009-05-22T21:06:11+12:00

2009-05-22T21:04:01+12:00

false 427

Sarah I love you and I want to have your ba- wait, that doesn't quite work, does it?

2009-05-23T18:32:07+12:00

2009-05-22T21:01:08+12:00

false 426

I like boys. ...Well I do!

2009-05-22T21:01:08+12:00

2009-05-22T20:50:23+12:00

false 425

Evil isn't like confronting an army... it's like having a bath

2009-05-23T18:49:49+12:00

2009-05-22T20:46:53+12:00

false 424

If I had a friend... not that I do, but if I did...

2009-05-22T20:46:53+12:00

2009-05-21T13:37:06+12:00

false 897

Gimli needs to take a dump.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-05-17T22:39:30+12:00

false 423

Natalie: "Hitler was Christian" Hamish: "No, he was Austrian"

2009-05-17T22:39:30+12:00

2009-05-17T22:38:54+12:00

false 422

Natalie: "I forget that you aren't girls" Matthew: "Yet" Jack: "I don't get it, why are we all going to be chicks later?"

2009-05-17T22:38:54+12:00

2009-05-17T22:38:09+12:00

false 421

Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week" Simon: "Nah"

2009-05-17T22:38:09+12:00

2009-05-17T22:37:17+12:00

false 420

After Satan, Woman is the root of evil

2009-05-17T22:37:17+12:00

2009-05-17T22:36:56+12:00

false 419

He's stroking his elephant

2009-05-17T22:36:56+12:00

2009-05-17T22:36:14+12:00

false 418

Scarfs don't have numbers

2009-05-17T22:36:14+12:00

2009-05-17T22:35:57+12:00

false 417

Come on Ash, take your paints off

2009-05-17T22:35:57+12:00

2009-05-17T22:35:42+12:00

false 416

Is your mum coming or mine?

2009-05-17T22:35:42+12:00

2009-05-17T22:35:26+12:00

false 415

You could play just wearing socks

2009-05-17T22:35:26+12:00

2009-05-17T22:35:13+12:00

false 414

And then they have a black baby. What to do with it? Eat it? kill it? or...

2009-05-17T22:35:13+12:00

2009-05-17T22:34:15+12:00

false 413

[I would turn gay for] A black man, as he would satisfy my needs.

2009-05-17T22:34:15+12:00

2009-05-17T22:33:49+12:00

false 412

I really want to do it

2009-05-23T21:17:00+12:00

2009-05-17T22:33:33+12:00

false 411

How did Noah make Africans?

2009-05-17T22:33:33+12:00

2009-05-17T22:33:18+12:00

false 410

There's a lot of random crap in the bible

2009-05-17T22:33:18+12:00

2009-05-17T22:33:01+12:00

false 409

You look like a tree branch

2009-05-17T22:33:01+12:00

2009-05-17T22:32:44+12:00

false 408

I had sock tits

2009-05-17T22:32:44+12:00

2009-05-17T22:32:26+12:00

false 407

I'm showing you you're real Jared

2009-05-17T22:32:26+12:00

2009-05-17T22:31:53+12:00

false 406

I drank his water

2009-05-17T22:31:53+12:00

2009-05-17T22:31:34+12:00

false 405

Is that a camera? Are you filming my crotch?

2009-05-17T22:31:34+12:00

2009-05-17T22:31:06+12:00

false 404

I hit myself in my...

2009-05-17T22:31:06+12:00

2009-05-17T22:30:49+12:00

false 403

You like to climb your man, don't you James?

2009-05-17T22:30:49+12:00

2009-05-17T22:29:53+12:00

false 402

Juicy James

2009-05-17T22:29:53+12:00

2009-05-17T22:27:42+12:00

false 401

Just get back into bed

2009-05-17T22:27:42+12:00

2009-05-17T22:27:24+12:00

false 400

Where's my spleen? I want to grab it.

2009-05-17T22:27:24+12:00

2009-05-17T22:26:54+12:00

false 399

I'm hilarious

2009-05-17T22:26:54+12:00

2009-05-17T22:26:23+12:00

false 398

Jack, you are so gay

2009-05-17T22:26:23+12:00

2009-05-17T22:23:53+12:00

false 397

Why did God allow Simon to live?

2009-05-17T22:23:53+12:00

2009-05-17T22:23:35+12:00

false 396

I like to see how far I can push it

2009-05-17T22:23:35+12:00

2009-05-17T22:23:05+12:00

false 395

What talents do you have Ash?

2009-05-17T22:23:05+12:00

2009-05-17T22:22:39+12:00

false 394

Chop up little kids and put them in the car

2009-05-17T22:22:39+12:00

2009-05-17T22:22:11+12:00

false 393

There's something funny about flinging poo

2009-05-17T22:22:11+12:00

2009-05-17T22:21:31+12:00

false 392

I'll pac your man

2009-05-17T22:21:31+12:00

2009-05-15T19:53:27+12:00

false 391

It's ok, I'm used to guys staring at me

2009-05-15T19:53:27+12:00

2009-05-12T03:12:12+12:00

false 390

Next week, on 40 Hours With Josh...

2009-05-12T03:12:12+12:00

2009-05-12T03:11:53+12:00

false 389

All meaning comes from Nick

2009-05-12T03:11:53+12:00

2009-05-12T03:11:27+12:00

false 388

I don't know. How tall are catholics?

2009-05-12T03:11:27+12:00

2009-05-12T03:11:05+12:00

false 387

I understand less than I speak

2009-05-12T03:11:05+12:00

2009-05-12T03:10:39+12:00

false 386

It's survival of the fattest!

2009-05-12T03:10:39+12:00

2009-05-12T03:10:02+12:00

false 385

So wait, I'm just a gondola away from achieving this! (rolling to and from work)

2009-05-12T03:10:02+12:00

2009-05-12T03:09:29+12:00

false 384

Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill

2009-05-12T03:09:29+12:00

2009-05-12T03:07:40+12:00

false 383

It's a Jesus potato.

2009-05-12T03:07:40+12:00

2009-05-12T03:07:04+12:00

false 382

that was supposed to be a really humane rat trap! We don't have any tomatoes!

2009-05-12T03:07:04+12:00

2009-05-12T03:06:21+12:00

false 381

Melody secreted eggs in here...

2009-05-12T03:06:21+12:00

2009-05-12T03:04:42+12:00

false 380

Karen, what kind of Asian are you?

2009-05-12T03:04:42+12:00

2009-05-12T03:04:18+12:00

false 379

Ok, how do you know my nun?

2009-05-12T03:04:18+12:00

2009-05-12T03:03:33+12:00

false 378

Yes, yes, I'm aware of Jesus

2009-05-12T03:03:33+12:00

2009-05-12T03:02:04+12:00

false 377

Josh, you keep shedding food.

2009-05-12T03:02:04+12:00

2009-05-11T11:20:08+12:00

false 898

Some people look at it and see a women, some people look at it and see a fish.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-05-10T22:26:33+12:00

false 376

That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos

2009-05-10T22:26:33+12:00

2009-05-10T22:19:54+12:00

false 375

Do you want to go cat hunting?

2009-05-10T22:19:54+12:00

2009-05-10T22:15:42+12:00

false 374

Why does my name look so catholic?

2009-05-10T22:15:42+12:00

2009-05-10T22:14:21+12:00

false 373

That's what you have nose hairs for. So they can filter out the ghosts so that they don't filter in and change your personality

2009-05-10T22:14:21+12:00

2009-05-10T22:07:23+12:00

false 372

So pour your drink over your hands!

2009-05-10T22:07:23+12:00

2009-05-10T22:00:41+12:00

false 371

Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one

2009-05-10T22:00:41+12:00

2009-05-08T20:46:00+12:00

false 370

Why is my arse wet?

2009-05-08T20:46:00+12:00

2009-05-08T17:47:27+12:00

false 369

I can't remember what dipsticks usually look like

2009-05-08T17:47:27+12:00

2009-05-08T16:40:45+12:00

false 899

Gimme a Yak, I've got lots of shaving to do.

147

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-05-07T01:30:31+12:00

false 368

drug scramble!

2009-05-07T01:30:31+12:00

2009-05-06T20:46:38+12:00

false 367

Where's old what's his feces?

2009-05-06T20:46:38+12:00

2009-05-06T18:31:19+12:00

false 366

(with emotion) "It's going in!"

2009-05-06T18:31:19+12:00

2009-05-03T22:33:43+12:00

false 365

(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally?

2009-05-03T22:33:43+12:00

2009-05-03T22:33:07+12:00

false 364

you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?

2009-05-03T22:33:07+12:00

2009-05-03T16:06:14+12:00

false 363

Life goes on without you or with you

2009-05-03T16:06:14+12:00

2009-05-03T16:06:00+12:00

false 1028

I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big.

2010-02-07T20:27:20+13:00

2009-05-03T16:05:41+12:00

false 362

In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet.

2009-05-03T16:05:41+12:00

2009-05-03T16:03:24+12:00

false 361

"See that, that is Natasha Bedingfield, and that is Daniel Bedingfield without a head"

2009-05-03T16:03:24+12:00

2009-05-03T16:02:25+12:00

false 360

Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?" Josh: "read the book of leviticus"

2009-05-03T16:02:25+12:00

2009-05-03T16:01:00+12:00

false 359

Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?" Josh: "No, never trust English people"

2009-05-03T16:01:00+12:00

2009-05-03T15:59:52+12:00

false 358

Is that a cow, or is it a gorilla?

2009-05-03T15:59:52+12:00

2009-05-03T15:59:30+12:00

false 357

Shoeshine: "Josh" Josh: "Yes?" Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language" Josh: "How do you know?" Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?"

2009-05-03T15:59:30+12:00

2009-05-03T15:56:23+12:00

false 356

Ask the dog, cause I can talk to animals

2009-05-03T15:56:23+12:00

2009-05-03T15:55:48+12:00

false 355

Paul, how does it feel to be intelligent?

2009-05-03T15:55:48+12:00

2009-05-03T15:54:28+12:00

false 354

Sometimes situations happen

2009-05-03T15:54:28+12:00

2009-05-03T15:52:51+12:00

false 353

The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return.

2009-05-03T15:52:51+12:00

2009-05-03T15:52:09+12:00

false 352

This is my underground laboratory

2009-05-03T15:52:09+12:00

2009-05-03T15:51:36+12:00

false 351

"Dogs don't go moo"

2009-05-03T15:51:36+12:00

2009-05-03T15:50:24+12:00

false 350

"A library of sand"

2009-05-03T15:50:24+12:00

2009-05-03T15:49:51+12:00

false 349

"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!"

2009-05-03T15:49:51+12:00

2009-05-03T15:49:25+12:00

false 348

"you can have Jesus back"

2009-05-03T15:49:25+12:00

2009-05-03T15:48:35+12:00

false 347

Paul: "you guys are all crazy" Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey"

2009-05-03T15:48:35+12:00

2009-05-03T15:47:19+12:00

false 346

"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water"

2009-05-03T15:47:19+12:00

2009-05-03T15:46:20+12:00

false 345

Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey." Paul: "Ants don't make honey." Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad"

2009-05-03T15:46:20+12:00

2009-05-03T15:44:57+12:00

false 344

"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff."

2009-05-03T15:44:57+12:00

2009-05-03T15:42:44+12:00

false 343

"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy"

2009-05-03T15:42:44+12:00

2009-05-03T15:39:55+12:00

false 342

"It's ok everybody, Jesus is alive"

2009-05-03T15:39:55+12:00

2009-05-03T15:38:39+12:00

false 341

Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck" Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum"

2009-05-03T15:38:39+12:00

2009-05-03T15:37:42+12:00

false 340

"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?"

2009-05-03T15:37:42+12:00

2009-05-03T15:36:32+12:00

false 339

"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush."

2009-05-03T15:36:32+12:00

2009-05-03T15:35:26+12:00

false 338

"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool"

2009-05-03T15:35:26+12:00

2009-05-03T15:33:51+12:00

false 337

Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?" Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation) Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!"

2009-05-03T15:33:51+12:00

2009-05-03T15:31:35+12:00

false 336

"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa"

2009-05-03T15:31:35+12:00

2009-05-03T15:29:31+12:00

false 335

Shirley: "So what's your favourite food, what do you like to eat?" Josh: "Lasagne!" Shoeshine: "Pizza!" Ben: "Chocolate! Paul: "Yeah, I think a mix..."

2009-05-03T15:29:31+12:00

2009-05-03T15:27:24+12:00

false 334

"Guest starring Ben. Yah!"

2009-05-03T15:27:24+12:00

2009-05-03T15:25:22+12:00

false 333

Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing" Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny" Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat"

2009-05-03T15:25:22+12:00

2009-05-03T15:23:55+12:00

false 332

Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger." Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me" Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul"

2009-05-03T15:23:55+12:00

2009-05-03T15:22:20+12:00

false 331

Josh: "We apologise for Shoeshine talking" Paul: "Sorry, we want you to do it all in sign language"

2009-05-03T15:22:20+12:00

2009-05-03T15:20:49+12:00

false 330

Shirley: "How did you get the band name Cubed?" Paul: "Every other name was taken wasn't it?"

2009-05-03T15:20:49+12:00

2009-05-03T15:15:28+12:00

false 329

Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?" Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people"

2009-05-03T15:15:28+12:00

2009-05-03T15:14:17+12:00

false 328

"I usually focus on one thing, and then... (turns around) ooh"

2009-05-03T15:14:17+12:00

2009-05-03T15:13:05+12:00

false 327

Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol" Josh: "We can't afford them"

2009-05-03T15:13:05+12:00

2009-05-03T15:11:53+12:00

false 326

Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs" Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?"

2009-05-03T15:11:53+12:00

2009-05-03T15:10:10+12:00

false 325

(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?" Paul: "It looks like a gorilla"

2009-05-03T15:10:10+12:00

2009-05-03T15:08:45+12:00

false 324

(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig"

2009-05-03T15:08:45+12:00

2009-05-03T15:05:42+12:00

false 323

Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking" Paul: "hahahahaha" Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul"

2009-05-03T15:05:42+12:00

2009-05-01T15:30:22+12:00

false 900

I'm smelling the remains.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-30T15:45:44+12:00

false 322

...trolling public transport with my arse...

2009-04-30T15:46:00+12:00

2009-04-30T15:44:44+12:00

false 321

I'm not sure what it's called when you upset people by making an offensive smell.

2009-04-30T15:44:44+12:00

2009-04-29T21:15:23+12:00

false 320

Oh crap, I've got fline swu

2009-04-29T21:15:23+12:00

2009-04-29T21:13:14+12:00

false 319

the fresh prince of ballet.

2009-04-29T21:13:14+12:00

2009-04-28T16:24:24+12:00

false 901

John: “Just don't lick anyone.” Gaetan: “Whoops.”

144

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-24T16:44:17+12:00

false 318

I was going to say that I had a different sort of Sharpie in my pocket, but actually I left it at home.

2009-04-24T16:44:17+12:00

2009-04-22T14:38:12+12:00

false 317

If we were going to just stick to the letter of the law, we should do it everywhere, and do a _proper_ half-arsed job.

2009-06-19T22:55:29+12:00

2009-04-22T13:51:21+12:00

false 316

Happy, happy, crit, dead

2009-04-22T13:51:21+12:00

2009-04-15T10:09:49+12:00

false 315

Donald: "I have a new device for Chris James to port to." Chris: "Your pants?"

2009-05-22T15:38:13+12:00

2009-04-14T14:48:39+12:00

false 902

Hey Thong, can you try taste one of these and see if it's salty enough?

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-14T10:39:45+12:00

false 903

He proved it, with math.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-13T03:57:32+12:00

false 314

I have to get up fifteen minutes early to get through the stuff on my floor.

2009-04-13T03:57:32+12:00

2009-04-10T14:51:10+12:00

false 313

I want to be a happy owl.

2009-04-10T14:51:10+12:00

2009-04-09T16:02:38+12:00

false 904

The thing is, I've played lots of role playing games over the years...

147

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-08T17:18:43+12:00

false 312

Sam: "So you're hangry then." Chris: "Hangry?" Sam: "Hungry and angry."

2009-05-17T22:32:38+12:00

2009-04-07T14:08:25+12:00

false 311

Vipul, why are you wearing clothes?

2009-04-07T14:08:25+12:00

2009-04-06T17:41:47+12:00

false 310

You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth

2009-04-06T17:41:47+12:00

2009-04-06T11:34:13+12:00

false 309

There's music for the wall?

2009-04-06T11:34:13+12:00

2009-04-03T15:02:42+13:00

false 905

I'm trying to get you off.

143

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-04-03T11:26:02+13:00

false 906

I'd be good around dead bodies.

147

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-26T23:59:21+13:00

false 308

He is little in many ways.

2009-03-26T23:59:21+13:00

2009-03-26T23:58:36+13:00

false 307

It was all very ... incestual, without the actual incest. He wasn't the one who was licking my feet, so it was alright.

2009-03-26T23:59:47+13:00

2009-03-26T23:57:57+13:00

false 306

He's English, but has a facade of being completely normal.

2009-03-26T23:57:57+13:00

2009-03-26T15:32:47+13:00

false 907

[Thong] needs to dispose of a bloody bed.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-26T03:21:55+13:00

false 305

It is an aluminium one, and I did not sniff it.

2009-03-26T03:21:55+13:00

2009-03-25T17:37:27+13:00

false 304

Neil: "Alli told me you broke your tool." Stephen: "It didn't break, it just didn't fit properly."

2009-05-17T22:31:28+12:00

2009-03-25T17:06:50+13:00

false 303

Sorry Andrew, I'm creepy.

2009-03-25T17:06:50+13:00

2009-03-25T12:03:36+13:00

false 302

What is the thing which you can't see? They were showing it off in the demos.

2009-03-25T12:03:36+13:00

2009-03-25T11:09:40+13:00

false 301

Stephen: I could get out my iPod shuffle. Vipul: And do what? Stephen: Sniff it!

2009-03-25T11:09:40+13:00

2009-03-24T19:48:58+13:00

false 908

I enjoy bananas... frequently.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-24T19:05:12+13:00

false 909

Try not to change too much stuff, or I'll kill you.

145

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-23T19:50:13+13:00

false 300

If at first you don't succeed, try try try again... With another girl.

2009-04-29T21:18:06+12:00

2009-03-22T20:05:00+13:00

false 299

Have you tried plastic fork?

2009-03-22T20:05:00+13:00

2009-03-18T23:52:06+13:00

false 298

You guys are nasty ... but I like it!

2009-03-18T23:52:06+13:00

2009-03-18T11:13:05+13:00

false 910

I don't have to pretend to be Boris anymore!

145

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-16T18:50:14+13:00

false 297

There were first years. And then there was food.

2009-03-16T18:50:14+13:00

2009-03-11T14:09:06+13:00

false 296

I've come up with a cunning plan. It's cunning in its cunningness. I'm using aspects to weave my reporting into my aspects.

2009-03-11T14:09:06+13:00

2009-03-10T11:42:50+13:00

false 295

Maybe you have dirty contacts?

2009-03-10T11:42:50+13:00

2009-03-08T17:53:53+13:00

false 294

Misogynous, okay, I get that, like: male.

2009-03-08T17:53:53+13:00

2009-03-08T17:52:11+13:00

false 293

(to Richard) "Give me one of your nuts, from the sack."

2009-05-17T22:34:06+12:00

2009-03-05T18:59:30+13:00

false 911

I only saw two balls there.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-05T18:58:21+13:00

false 912

You can't do some things to machines that you can do to people.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-03T14:55:45+13:00

false 292

I just want to do something. Without doing anything. You know what I mean.

2009-03-03T14:55:45+13:00

2009-03-02T18:28:01+13:00

false 913

Do you like leather, Felix?

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-03-02T11:42:12+13:00

false 291

Stephen's a closet bassoon player.

2009-03-02T11:42:12+13:00

2009-02-27T18:03:10+13:00

false 914

Apparently false is not true.

146

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-25T22:10:31+13:00

false 290

Anyway, I'll finish off my nails later.

2009-02-25T22:10:31+13:00

2009-02-25T22:08:57+13:00

false 289

(pointing at a magnet on the fridge) "Oh, that's not the flat card, is it?"

2009-05-17T22:33:54+12:00

2009-02-24T18:24:39+13:00

false 288

What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?

2009-02-24T18:24:39+13:00

2009-02-23T21:47:25+13:00

false 287

She was bugly

2009-02-23T21:47:25+13:00

2009-02-23T20:32:40+13:00

false 286

Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel

2009-02-23T22:08:43+13:00

2009-02-23T20:29:53+13:00

false 285

Sweet, sweet, webcam love.

2009-02-23T20:29:53+13:00

2009-02-23T20:29:16+13:00

false 284

And a cardboard cut-out lady

2009-02-23T20:29:16+13:00

2009-02-23T20:24:19+13:00

false 283

We could all put our beds in that room and use the rest as a flipping orgy.

2009-02-23T20:24:19+13:00

2009-02-23T20:22:05+13:00

false 282

We should subdivide the garage and have some israelis in there.

2009-02-23T20:22:05+13:00

2009-02-23T20:20:23+13:00

false 281

Yeah, they'll be above 18 though, no worries.

2009-02-23T20:20:23+13:00

2009-02-23T20:19:23+13:00

false 280

I borrowed your bikini

2009-02-23T20:19:23+13:00

2009-02-23T20:17:49+13:00

false 279

It works alot better when you wear a G-String

2009-02-23T20:17:49+13:00

2009-02-20T23:03:12+13:00

false 278

Well, can you catch AIDS from earwax?

2009-02-20T23:03:12+13:00

2009-02-20T17:07:08+13:00

false 277

What number is... 2?

2009-02-20T17:07:08+13:00

2009-02-20T14:44:24+13:00

false 276

Is there a God?

2009-02-20T14:44:24+13:00

2009-02-18T11:23:05+13:00

false 275

Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome.

2009-02-18T11:23:05+13:00

2009-02-17T17:51:11+13:00

false 915

I saw a bucket move!

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-16T16:36:11+13:00

false 274

Stephen's not here, so I can't drive him up the wall.

2009-02-16T16:36:11+13:00

2009-02-16T10:56:39+13:00

false 916

I like your squiggle.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-15T20:14:12+13:00

false 917

I don't have too many viruses because I don't use Windows that often.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-13T12:12:01+13:00

false 273

I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person.

2009-02-13T12:12:01+13:00

2009-02-11T13:52:43+13:00

false 918

It's the socially acceptable way of stalking.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-11T13:39:39+13:00

false 272

I like to make my brother walk off cliffs.

2009-02-11T13:39:39+13:00

2009-02-10T19:51:05+13:00

false 270

Use all of your Romanian energy

2009-02-10T19:51:05+13:00

2009-02-10T19:18:24+13:00

false 269

You're so easy to rark up!

2009-02-10T19:21:23+13:00

2009-02-10T19:17:01+13:00

false 268

What's Tim got that's big?

2009-02-10T19:17:01+13:00

2009-02-10T15:10:29+13:00

false 919

Character 47, where's character 47?!?!

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-10T14:58:23+13:00

false 920

Yo mamma so fat she has to index her shoelaces to find them.

146

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-04T19:38:28+13:00

false 267

I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos

2009-02-04T19:38:28+13:00

2009-02-04T15:26:54+13:00

false 266

I could sing for walnuts.

2009-02-04T15:26:54+13:00

2009-02-03T13:00:04+13:00

false 265

(about African children) "They're expensive now. $1.50."

2009-05-17T22:34:18+12:00

2009-02-03T12:57:40+13:00

false 264

It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day...

2009-02-03T12:57:58+13:00

2009-02-03T12:06:34+13:00

false 263

Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!

2009-02-03T12:06:34+13:00

2009-02-03T10:52:20+13:00

false 921

Project, as in Project.

2009-11-23T20:49:54+13:00

2009-02-02T21:45:40+13:00

false 262

(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there."

2009-05-07T21:40:17+12:00

2009-02-02T21:42:06+13:00

false 261

You are so easy to rark up!

2009-02-02T21:42:06+13:00

2009-02-02T14:40:03+13:00

false 260

You're white right? I keep forgetting.

2009-02-02T14:40:03+13:00

2009-01-30T15:02:03+13:00

false 259

I was formal. Until I got soaked in beer.

2009-01-30T15:02:03+13:00

2009-01-29T23:51:59+13:00

false 258

If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?

2009-01-29T23:51:59+13:00

2009-01-28T23:16:32+13:00

false 257

and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital. ... Repairing their computer.

2009-01-28T23:16:32+13:00

2009-01-27T14:44:15+13:00

false 183

I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach.

2009-01-27T14:44:15+13:00

2009-01-27T13:49:07+13:00

false 182

Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?" Alex: "We'll have to find out."

2009-05-17T22:34:29+12:00

2009-01-26T14:40:10+13:00

false 181

You've got to chuck out the black ones.

2009-01-26T14:40:10+13:00

2009-01-25T17:23:04+13:00

false 180

(to Stevie, about Richard, as he and Sarah go into the corridor to say goodbye) "He will meet you outside in 2 minutes. That's all it takes."

2009-05-17T22:34:39+12:00

2009-01-25T17:21:28+13:00

false 179

Something about old men and British comedy I like.

2009-01-25T17:21:28+13:00

2009-01-25T17:21:02+13:00

false 178

I'm glad I have friends I can make Nazi jokes in front of.

2009-01-25T17:21:02+13:00

2009-01-25T17:18:57+13:00

false 177

I think Irish people are tasty.

2009-01-25T17:18:57+13:00

2009-01-24T00:46:12+13:00

false 176

The older I get, the more I want to elope.

2009-01-24T00:46:12+13:00

2009-01-24T00:45:33+13:00

false 175

If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl.

2009-01-24T00:45:33+13:00

2009-01-24T00:44:55+13:00

false 174

(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk."

2009-05-07T21:42:28+12:00

2009-01-24T00:43:20+13:00

false 173

Ruth: "He's 22 and dating a girl 4 years older than him." Janice: "22! So that's illegal!"

2009-05-07T21:42:43+12:00

2009-01-24T00:42:24+13:00

false 172

I'd like to go to a nudist beach. ... I would!

2009-01-24T00:42:24+13:00

2009-01-24T00:42:02+13:00

false 171

Andrew: "Babies can be wrinkly, if you leave them in the bath too long." Janice: "Or if you overcook them."

2009-05-07T21:42:55+12:00

2009-01-24T00:41:21+13:00

false 170

Where would you find knitting recipes?

2009-01-24T00:41:21+13:00

2009-01-24T00:40:59+13:00

false 169

Me and my Māori boyfriends used to knit.

2009-01-24T00:40:59+13:00

2009-01-24T00:39:38+13:00

false 168

I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days. I'll have to shave them before I brush them.

2009-01-24T00:39:38+13:00

2009-01-24T00:39:09+13:00

false 167

You know you can't levitate with two broken legs.

2009-01-24T00:39:09+13:00

2009-01-24T00:37:54+13:00

false 166

I'm so over being a man.

2009-01-24T00:37:54+13:00

2009-01-24T00:37:39+13:00

false 165

Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?" Peter: "It's like a tea-towel." ... Josiah: "Do you mean an apron? ... It must be something to do with Peter's head."

2009-05-07T21:43:28+12:00

2009-01-24T00:36:24+13:00

false 164

(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face."

2009-05-07T21:46:41+12:00

2009-01-24T00:35:05+13:00

false 163

Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her." Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?" Ruth: "It was given to me!"

2009-05-07T21:46:16+12:00

2009-01-24T00:33:53+13:00

false 162

(to Ruth) "So Richard's with you."

2009-05-07T21:46:04+12:00

2009-01-24T00:33:32+13:00

false 161

(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.) "Is that what electricity looks like? ... I don't know, I don't do science."

2009-05-07T21:46:53+12:00

2009-01-24T00:32:47+13:00

false 160

Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile.

2009-01-24T00:32:47+13:00

2009-01-24T00:32:03+13:00

false 159

Peter: "Are you actually blonde?" Ruth: "I've got blonde roots." Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?"

2009-05-07T21:47:06+12:00

2009-01-24T00:31:07+13:00

false 158

Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..." Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there."

2009-05-07T21:50:12+12:00

2009-01-24T00:30:14+13:00

false 157

Peter: "I hate bringing my work home." Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage."

2009-05-07T21:50:23+12:00

2009-01-24T00:28:52+13:00

false 156

(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up."

2009-05-07T21:50:35+12:00

2009-01-24T00:28:21+13:00

false 155

(about a Valentines Day party) "I'm keen eh!"

2009-05-07T21:50:43+12:00

2009-01-24T00:27:10+13:00

false 154

"You can sleep with Ruth, she has a double bed." (Appeared to be said to Andrew, intended to be said to Elaine.)

2009-05-07T21:50:51+12:00

2009-01-17T00:22:09+13:00

false 5

The first one I pick up is AIDS.

2009-01-17T00:22:09+13:00

2009-01-17T00:18:47+13:00

false 4

Some people die when they're finished.

2009-01-17T00:24:07+13:00

2009-01-16T14:41:10+13:00

false 81

(to Neil) Are you free tonight? ... late, tonight?

2009-01-20T15:19:47+13:00

2009-01-14T13:52:00+13:00

false 82

(to Hugh) Don't make me... don't get water on me.

2009-01-20T15:19:37+13:00

2009-01-05T22:07:00+13:00

false 3

I'm sure you do, I'm just making sure you do.

2009-01-16T23:54:13+13:00

2009-01-05T15:21:00+13:00

false 2

Mark: "What animal is ham from?" Janet: "Hamster." (bursts out laughing)

2009-05-17T22:35:35+12:00

2009-01-02T22:07:00+13:00

false 1

If you can't find it you can pass it to me.

2009-01-16T23:50:54+13:00

2008-12-23T15:10:26+13:00

false 145

Whats a geometry?

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-12-22T11:41:34+13:00

false 146

I haven't greped in a long time

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-12-19T12:47:19+13:00

false 83

It's so much better when its unplanned.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-16T14:15:51+13:00

false 84

I've just been invited to hug that Jew.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-15T14:23:44+13:00

false 85

Vipul: I do have a secret stash of spoons and forks. Stephen: You could use it to make a fork bomb!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-15T10:11:06+13:00

false 147

I know how much you like purple

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-12-12T23:43:02+13:00

false 86

You guys are filthy and I want it anyway.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-12T14:53:42+13:00

false 148

There's only one thing better than an attractive women, an attractive women with a box.

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-12-11T14:43:04+13:00

false 87

My naked offer stands for you too, Stephen.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-10T14:12:14+13:00

false 88

We waxed one of my mates for fun, on a ski trip.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-10T13:46:46+13:00

false 89

Hugh: I've been doing it by myself for years. Neil: That's what she said.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-10T11:32:50+13:00

false 149

We need to think like a phonebook

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-12-08T12:10:21+13:00

false 90

That's alright. I like playing with other people's balls.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-08T11:11:19+13:00

false 91

Did someone satisfy you? With nuts?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-12-05T13:04:49+13:00

false 92

I like to wear speedos.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-28T11:55:04+13:00

false 93

I've seen bigger!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-28T11:32:55+13:00

false 94

I don't know why it got so big.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-28T11:32:48+13:00

false 95

I don't know how it got so big.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-26T15:32:50+13:00

false 96

Needs more probing!!!!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-25T14:46:11+13:00

false 97

I watched porn all summer and was beaten by my parents.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-25T13:05:42+13:00

false 98

Why can't I be shallow for four years?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-24T12:05:53+13:00

false 150

for(var i=0;i<data.length;i) {..}

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-11-21T17:21:11+13:00

false 99

I'm seldom hot.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-21T13:05:12+13:00

false 151

It's a coat hanger, for emergencies

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-11-21T13:04:55+13:00

false 152

I've never noticed that error, I thought it was normal

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-11-21T13:02:34+13:00

false 153

It's like a violin case, except it's a coat hanger

2009-01-20T11:59:24+13:00

2008-11-11T18:02:23+13:00

false 100

Took me four tries to find the right entrance.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-08T14:14:49+13:00

false 101

Doors are for losers, real men use windows!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-11-05T16:17:20+13:00

false 102

I am going to have a terminal party, no-one shall survive.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-31T13:02:11+13:00

false 103

I'd be a good looking women.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-31T12:51:13+13:00

false 104

Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-31T12:50:26+13:00

false 105

I don't know if he's black or not.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-31T12:37:08+13:00

false 106

I love Tim in little doses.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-31T12:34:49+13:00

false 107

Was this a women, or an animal?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-29T13:22:54+13:00

false 108

Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-29T13:13:58+13:00

false 109

Mina: Hey, wanna rape me down an alley? Kyle: Not me!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-28T16:07:18+13:00

false 110

Hey, wanna rape me down an alley?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-25T13:41:39+13:00

false 111

I want to be mindless and without future.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-23T15:27:52+13:00

false 112

If you don't punch a monkey, you're a traitor to your species.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-20T16:17:27+13:00

false 113

I've been threatened with an apple before...

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-17T11:55:19+13:00

false 114

It's kinda scary when it pops out in front of you.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-15T16:49:35+13:00

false 115

I can't be fucked!

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-13T00:59:48+13:00

false 116

Put the appendix in the body.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-12T16:55:50+13:00

false 117

I need Vipul, and a dog.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-12T15:07:17+13:00

false 118

I'll be back, with a knife.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-06T16:39:27+13:00

false 119

I saw the goats, they're sexy goats, I'll give you that much.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-06T12:39:18+13:00

false 120

Wanna Nail?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-03T13:30:28+13:00

false 121

Kyle: I think me and Kris should be together. Kris: What colour are your balls?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-10-01T12:07:11+13:00

false 122

Andrew pleased Alex yesterday, and I was wondering how I could do it.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-30T16:18:54+13:00

false 123

I wish I could please Alex.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-29T22:21:08+13:00

false 124

I have a very sad and lonely life.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-26T12:13:32+12:00

false 125

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-25T16:38:29+12:00

false 126

I wouldn't wait, I'd just go kill people in real life.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-25T15:59:26+12:00

false 127

Paley: Both ways seem really tight. Cat: That's what she said.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-25T15:51:42+12:00

false 128

It has to travel up dick.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-24T11:59:55+12:00

false 129

40, 3, what's the difference.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-24T11:58:29+12:00

false 130

I lost 4, that's more than half of 5.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-21T01:05:21+12:00

false 131

I love this girl. I think she's affection. I can't get it off.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-19T11:50:17+12:00

false 132

This long is too long, why is it too long?

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-17T18:28:29+12:00

false 133

I just said it was dead, I didn't say it wasn't alive.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-17T17:00:57+12:00

false 134

You guys are obsessed with Snickers, seriously.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-09-15T17:52:10+12:00

false 135

I ain't a bath tub.

2009-01-20T11:28:12+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 197

Can we have a toilet break?

2009-01-27T16:18:58+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 184

I have a lot of trouble taking out hunks.

2009-01-27T16:17:52+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 185

This is orgy programming! Everyone is just sticking in whatever they want!

2009-01-27T16:18:11+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 186

I can't do it with something this floppy.

2009-01-27T16:18:11+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 188

You don't fix your baby unless you don't want grandkids.

2009-01-27T16:18:11+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 210

Do you want to take him with you?

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 209

He's the kind of guy who would have an eight way.

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 208

I shouldnt have done what I did with the kitty.

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 207

We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex.

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 206

No drink, No dildo.

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 205

Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy chewing on my nuts.

2009-01-27T16:20:40+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 204

I got to play with his wee.

2009-01-27T16:20:31+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 203

My bower is bigger!

2009-01-27T16:20:31+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 202

Have fun with the kitty.

2009-01-27T16:20:31+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 201

Go grind yourself.

2009-01-27T16:20:31+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 200

It's really hard to see when it gets dark. It's really annoying.

2009-01-27T16:19:42+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 198

Everyone! Stand on the condom!

2009-01-27T16:18:58+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 195

I was looking for STDs.

2009-01-27T16:18:58+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 193

Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?

2009-01-27T16:18:58+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 194

Can't get it up!

2009-01-27T16:18:58+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 189

I ate a sausage every hour.

2009-01-27T16:18:11+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 190

What are they called again? Adjectives?

2009-01-27T16:18:11+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 192

Lets get my stuff and go home together.

2009-01-27T16:18:51+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 212

Four on four action!

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2008-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 211

What can I say, I can't hang onto the nipple.

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-10-12T13:00:00+13:00

false 233

Do you want to feel it?

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-10-12T13:00:00+13:00

false 226

We should go sleep with her

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-10-12T13:00:00+13:00

false 230

Nipple Him

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-10-12T13:00:00+13:00

false 244

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can go up, right, left and down

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-10-11T13:00:00+13:00

false 228

I was trying to get it up but i couldnt find the sticky stuff

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-10-08T13:00:00+13:00

false 242

Feel mine and feel his

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-10-06T13:00:00+13:00

false 241

The age old problem - Where do i stick it?

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-09-27T12:00:00+12:00

false 220

I am a triangle

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-09-26T12:00:00+12:00

false 216

I talked to her on the phone on Monday and you wouldn't know she was blind at all

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-09-03T12:00:00+12:00

false 237

I very seldom use undo. I don't make mistakes

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-09-03T12:00:00+12:00

false 221

Pounding the Virgin slot

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-08-01T12:00:00+12:00

false 236

I'm currently doing Vipul

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-07-01T12:00:00+12:00

false 222

I'd better work on this anal output

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-06-08T12:00:00+12:00

false 218

Let's abstract this, cars are just moving walls

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-05-30T12:00:00+12:00

false 231

Portégé, it's like how you spell cabbage.

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-05-29T12:00:00+12:00

false 239

I have a hole, oh noes

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-05-24T12:58:00+12:00

false 245

Andrew, use a fork

2009-01-27T16:21:45+13:00

2007-05-24T12:52:00+12:00

false 246

And then we started Rasterbating

2009-01-27T16:21:45+13:00

2007-05-23T12:00:00+12:00

false 247

There is no line 42 damnit!

2009-01-27T16:21:45+13:00

2007-05-10T12:00:00+12:00

false 243

Think of us as your practice girlfriend

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-05-08T22:59:00+12:00

false 213

I was there when Eddie exploded

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-05-08T22:48:00+12:00

false 219

Worst user interface ever... I think this tops the hell website(on stereo)

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-05-05T12:00:00+12:00

false 227

Offer him sexual fevers

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-04-04T12:00:00+12:00

false 240

I feel like tearing off my clothes and going into battle

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 217

Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 234

Ow, my arse

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 232

I actually liked it harder

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 215

Last time I left it too late, I almost screwed myself!

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 225

I hate people who use fractions, they should all be rounded up

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 224

Penetration tester's wet dream

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 223

Where's Ben's twat gone?

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 238

Seriously, feel it, touch it, touch it

2009-01-27T16:21:33+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 235

Have you fingered me yet?

2009-01-27T16:21:23+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 229

Opera has built-in G-String, doesn't it?”

2009-01-27T16:21:10+13:00

2007-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 214

It's like Bender porn

2009-01-27T16:20:49+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 254

What?

2009-01-27T16:22:38+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 255

Never google 'Latex Centerfold'

2009-01-27T16:22:53+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 253

Neil [Leslie] has his finger in International Students

2009-01-27T16:22:38+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 251

(while drunk) They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab.

2009-01-27T16:21:45+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 256

Polynomials are your friend!

2009-01-27T16:23:06+13:00

2006-01-01T13:00:00+13:00

false 252

When I saw Kim this morning, I was so excited I unzipped my pants!

2009-01-27T16:22:38+13:00