"I bet desserts came very quickly after agriculture." — Luca Winer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 14 May 2013 at 11:42 am in Brook Drive flat.

"Why are you jumping up and down?" "I'm fossilising a giraffe!" — Matthew Bayliss

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 09 March 2013 at 09:55 pm in llwydni.

"Where would I find a dingo in bloody Karori?" — Caitlin Clarke

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 09 March 2013 at 08:34 pm in llwydni.

(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:06 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We should do some cramping (krumping)." — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:05 pm in Kat Ranch.

"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:04 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?"
Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..."
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:04 pm in Kat Ranch.

(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:03 pm in Kat Ranch.

(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:02 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses."
Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l."
Lisa: "What - gases?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:00 pm in Kat Ranch.

(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:58 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey is struggling with a piece of Hayden's car.
MJ: "Do you need someone to hold?"
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:57 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "Do you remember.........(silence)"
Daniel: "Do you remember?"
— Smiley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:56 pm in Kat Ranch.

"That was my stomach, not me." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:55 pm in Kat Ranch.

(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:55 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?"
Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was."
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:54 pm in Kat Ranch.

"This water tastes like bacon." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:53 pm in Kat Ranch.

"How do you make holy water?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:53 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "I better tell these people."
Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?"
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:52 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "Fiona Smith added me as a friend."
Hayden heard: "Is a slow cooker your friend?"
MJ heard: "You slow cooked a friend?"
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:51 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Two birds for a stone." — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:49 pm in Kat Ranch.

"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:49 pm in Kat Ranch.

"My butt is running out." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 03:48 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Like people imagine large furry creatures named 'alots', I will imagine people sitting in overly bright rooms with incandescent bulbs when they describe themselves as 'power users'." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 28 February 2013 at 01:02 am in Skype.

Hayden: "Like Grand Theft Auto."
MJ: "What? Grab their daughters?"
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:31 pm in Kat Ranch.

"My skin gets so smooth under the moonlight. (He turns into a supermodel under moonlight)" — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:30 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:29 pm in Kat Ranch.

"You can't stop living without dying." — Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:28 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "Do you wanna go shopping at 1am?"
Daniel: "Is that 1am in the afternoon?"
— Smiley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:28 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:27 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?"
Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey)
Hayden: "Yes dear?"
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:26 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook."
Lisa: "What does he do?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:24 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?"
Lisa heard: Does your butt work?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:23 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Lisa's not here 10 days a week." — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:22 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Advice from the bubble master:
1) be 20cm away from the bubble wand
2) avoid the snake
3) sing to your bubble"
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:22 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 11:20 pm in Kat Ranch.

[while blowing bubbles] "Ohh, that's Mr Finkle Winkle." — Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:38 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Have you tried breathing in?" — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:37 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "Sign language..."
Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?"
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:36 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Of Joey's computer mouse] "It would be a cordless mouse, except it has a cord attached." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:35 pm in Kat Ranch.

TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:34 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Ohh Grace is straight out, that's not a chinese thing...[Grace is korean]" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:32 pm in Kat Ranch.

"How do you make a turd out of a lolly cake?" — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:31 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I look like a man." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:30 pm in Kat Ranch.

[to Joey] "Let's not tie the knot together." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:30 pm in Kat Ranch.

[to Joey] "Hey we should do naughty things in Hayden's room & take photos of them, and then show them to Hayden." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:29 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Arrhg! ...I mean, whoop!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:28 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "Technology is like sheep." [later, when quoted by Joey] Daniel: "Techno Jesus likes sheep." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:27 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Hayden, do you have smooth succulent skin?" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:25 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Real friends are tazor free friends." — Smiley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:24 pm in Kat Ranch.

[to Hayden] "Do you want wedgies? I mean wedges!!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:20 pm in Kat Ranch.

[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:19 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hayden: [as he is applying his chapstick] "I get dry lips."
MJ: "You could get someone to moisten your lips for you."
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:18 pm in Kat Ranch.

[of her toastie filled with baked beans] "It's squeezing out the back door." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:16 pm in Kat Ranch.

"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:15 pm in Kat Ranch.

"That's not rigor mortis, it's flop-a-mortis." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:14 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "I think Daniel's got too much on his boat."
Hayden: "I think you mean too much on his plate."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:13 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "I can't sleep without Rikki..."
Hayden: "What!"
Lisa: "I said I can't sleep without Rikki...[tick tock tick tock] Ahhhh woops, that's not what I meant."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:12 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen]
Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum."
Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then."
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:09 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We should move the TV in that corner, except you would get the glare from the sun at night." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:07 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'm going to get someone to write my bibliography." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:06 pm in Kat Ranch.

Joey: "Party like it's 1889."
Lisa: "What! When I was born!"
[seconds later after realising her mistake]
Lisa: "I thought you said 1989, so I could party like a foetus."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:05 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Pointing at theology book] "What's the Ology? Study of the?" — Joey Huang

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 04:02 pm in Kat Ranch.

[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:57 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Daniel walks purposefully down the drive]
MJ: "Look, Daniel's going to kill someone."
Lisa: "What, really?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:56 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hayden: "If you were an apple, you'd be delicious."
MJ: "If you were an apple, you'd be in my mouth."
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:54 pm in Kat Ranch.

MJ: "The people of All Saints who organize stuff don't even know what's going on."
Lisa: "Does that include yourself? You organize some stuff."
MJ: "I don't know."
Lisa: "Point proven."
— Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:53 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Hayden, you've gotta turn that fence into a brick." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:50 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Don't sit on a fence, make it into a wall. It's more comfortable." — Smiley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:50 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Was that a mad tinkle? Twinkle!" — Smiley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:49 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Is the chicken still dead?" — Matthew

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:47 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Your face never leaves you." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:46 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hayden: "Hey we should make a story based on words."
Lisa: "Whoop, whoop, etc."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:46 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Have you ever shaved your head off?" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:45 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I saw it on the brochure, I saw it on facebook, and I saw it in the email and I was like, uh-oh that is so not happening." — Lisa Bevan

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:44 pm in Kat Ranch.

[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:43 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Saving is fun cause Hayden is fun." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:42 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Lisa and Hayden watching Evan Almighty on TV. As the animals were walking two by two onto the ark in anticipation of the flood] "What about the fish?" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:41 pm in Kat Ranch.

"[Gets finger stuck in rolled up poster]" — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:40 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Wouldn't it be great to be a bird right now. Cause right now they're be thinking hmm worms." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:39 pm in Kat Ranch.

[In regards to ecoli]
Hannah: "I take a piece of you with me everywhere I go."
Lisa: "And I leave a piece of you behind every time I go."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:38 pm in Kat Ranch.

"That is the answer to all life's solutions." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:35 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Apparently I shrink up to 3m in a day." — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:34 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Rhymes by Gracie] "Apparently you need it for green curry, but I don't know why, I've never made it, but I'll try." — Grace Kim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:27 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I wish I knew a language." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:25 pm in Kat Ranch.

"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:24 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Labour day is not even a day, is it?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:22 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Is the internet faster if you plug it in?" — Grace Kim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:11 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Gets her finger stuck in tweezer handle] "Oh come on!" — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:10 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:09 pm in Kat Ranch.

Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:07 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?"
Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:05 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 03:03 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We could eat it on paper towels, then we'll end up eating it with bits of paper in it, then we'll just end up eating our hands." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:59 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I don't believe in meat." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:57 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Why's the freezer pumping out lots of coldness?" — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:57 pm in Kat Ranch.

Grace: "Do you sleepwalk?"
Hayden: "Do I see pork?"
— Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:56 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'll show you how to deal with guys who come when I'm not here. Open the door and...kick them where it hurts!" — Thomas Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:53 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'm not worrying, I am brainstorming!" — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:44 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'll jump in the wibble! I mean, middle!" — Grace Kim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:44 pm in Kat Ranch.

Gloyne: "What other pretty picture can I draw?"
Grace: "Your teat...Teeth! I mean teeth!"
— Grace Kim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:43 pm in Kat Ranch.

"[Gets finger stuck in hair clip]" — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:41 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Can we..." — Grace Kim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:40 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Gloyne lost her phone, Lisa's txt to it once she found it] "We found ur fone, i hav it at the mo." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:40 pm in Kat Ranch.

[Gets finger stuck in baking paper roll] "I got my finger stuck in my button hole." — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:37 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Hey we can make small omlettes and call them omlETTES." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:34 pm in Kat Ranch.

"How much egg do you want? A whole one?" — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:33 pm in Kat Ranch.

[talking about the Cadbury gorilla] "He reminds me of my dad." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:31 pm in Kat Ranch.

[in regards to small biscuits] "Hey! We can call them biskettes!" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:30 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'm surprised the penguins are so big...they are so much smaller on the box." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:29 pm in Kat Ranch.

Hannahs: "Hey Hannah"; "Hey Hannah". — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:28 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I'm sure there's maturity somewhere." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:27 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I would rather grate flesh than plastic." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:26 pm in Kat Ranch.

"Is the French Horn Spanish?" — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:26 pm in Kat Ranch.

Lisa: "He was playing a ukelele."
Murph: "While he was driving?"
— Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:23 pm in Kat Ranch.

Gloynage: "Hannah gave me her glasses to chop the onions with."
Lisa: "How did you chop the onions with the glasses?"
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:21 pm in Kat Ranch.

"When we put it in the fridge, it always gets cold." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:18 pm in Kat Ranch.

"I am doing my essay on constipation...my dog, Barkley, once had constipation..." — Hannah Gloyne

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:14 pm in Kat Ranch.

Jamie: "It's lucky it didn't rain..."
Murph: "I think they make jugs waterproof."
— Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:10 pm in Kat Ranch.

Murph: "How often does the moon occur?"
Lisa: "Once a month."
— Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 22 February 2013 at 02:08 pm in Kat Ranch.

"There's something somewhere..." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Monday 31 December 2012 at 10:50 am in Mylvaganam Family.

"Our flat drinks alot of alcohol!" — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Monday 24 December 2012 at 07:34 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Mark: Are the young adults coming for lunch or dinner? Janet : lunch Mark : oh, is it after the evening service then? " — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Sunday 02 December 2012 at 01:15 pm in Walbrans.

Priyanthi: "What is a motherboard?"
Dad: "The wife of a fatherboard."
— indranmyl

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 07 September 2012 at 10:35 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Phones are people too." — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 24 August 2012 at 08:35 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"So Michael, do you like it hot?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 24 August 2012 at 08:34 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I wonder if Eldorado will be in 3D?" - Me
"Cartoon in 3D??" - Ben
— jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 26 July 2012 at 12:31 pm in Palmy Peeps.

(While watching serious movie) "Oh that reminds me, I need to pluck my eyebrows." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 21 July 2012 at 11:27 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"If I pee, will it come out my vagina?" — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 15 July 2012 at 11:06 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"Do you wanna go check the letterbox and see if my pants are there?" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 15 July 2012 at 12:06 am in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"Am I tight?" — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 July 2012 at 11:48 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"Pleasure me." — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 July 2012 at 11:47 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"You can play with Kane & talk to Martin at the same time!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 July 2012 at 09:44 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"I'm really sweaty from that wrestling." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 July 2012 at 09:05 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).

"Since the fire is still going, we can sit here a while longer so we don't waste the fire." — indranmyl

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 23 June 2012 at 02:43 am in Mylvaganam Family.

"I can't come to lunch today, i'll be busy ironing my shirts for tomoro." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Monday 18 June 2012 at 01:35 am in Palmy Peeps.

To me: "Remember those balls we used to play with?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 10 June 2012 at 02:06 am in Palmy Peeps.

"Speaking about living for free, my mate and I were talking about living for free!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 10 June 2012 at 02:05 am in Palmy Peeps.

Michelle - "Go on the grass!"
Nyasha - "No I don't do grass no more."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:49 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"There are red rocks - oh no that's Mars..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:45 pm in Pemberley.

"Zumbies - zombies doing zumba" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 09:20 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I just can't fathom someone not being able to burp! It just feels so good!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 09:03 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I'm going to have some babies." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 08:52 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"It's all slimy, like Manaka's arm." — MacDog

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 07 June 2012 at 10:03 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I'll let Michael read it cos I like the sound of his voice." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 07 June 2012 at 10:01 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I thought he was cutting his chest hair! I thought i was halucinating!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 03 June 2012 at 11:08 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's.

"I'm drying my bum." — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 03 June 2012 at 10:55 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's.

"Aaah it's going down my onesie!" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 03 June 2012 at 10:53 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's.

"Can I have some cock?" — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 03 June 2012 at 10:52 pm in Movie night at Jo & Mani's.

"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 June 2012 at 12:03 am in Palmy Peeps.

"Oh I can't find my fly! I mean my mouse!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 June 2012 at 12:01 am in Palmy Peeps.

"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 31 May 2012 at 11:40 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:10 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:08 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Ooh a raisin!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 13 May 2012 at 01:59 am in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"I need food....to pick up my hummis." — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 13 May 2012 at 12:13 am in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"How do i touch it?" — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 11:56 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"Ok, after the fire we're going to put Kane in my suitcase." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 11:09 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"Is she white trash? Cos that's my favourite kind of trash." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 10:42 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"Is Tupac dead?? When did he die??" — Kane Morris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 10:41 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

To Kane - "Whats wrong with your face?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 10:40 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

"Oh, i thought we were going to FREYBERG to start a fire!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 10:39 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

Jo talking to Nyasha - "You're gonna have a black eye soon."
Me - "It's not gonna show up on him."
— jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 05 May 2012 at 01:03 am in Palmy Peeps.

Nyasha - "Do you know what Steve Jobs said about people say they can multitask?"
Jo - "They're lying?"
Nyasha - "Yes, and they are liars."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 03 May 2012 at 10:10 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??"
Nyasha - "Piccolo."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Wednesday 02 May 2012 at 12:01 am in Palmy Peeps.

"I smelt armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Tuesday 01 May 2012 at 08:05 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:59 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:57 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:54 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Priyanthi - "Who's having fun?"
Indran - (quietly) "Yay..."
— indranmyl

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 12:47 am in Mylvaganam Family.

"My phone is an attention seeking whore" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:06 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Lady Gaga should go to Te Wananga" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:05 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"In Wellington, I'm hot property. In Palmy, I'm just gay" — Man Joe

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:04 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"if you were my seeing eye dog, I'd be sending you to the pound" — Man Joe

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:03 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

To Lady Jo "You are more attractive to cats then bacon" — Man Joe

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:03 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

I heard a baby cry today & it made my boobs hurt"- Manaka
"How do I unhear that? " Joe
— Man Joe

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:02 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I've got a laughing headache" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:00 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"That's it! You're going to get raped!
(angry birds)"
— Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:00 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Ok Manaka, back me up here! Its not weird that I dream of poohing is it?" — Lady Jo

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 09:00 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I have a raisin headache" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:59 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:59 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Ooooh! 111 creeps! Oh no, I mean friends" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:58 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I'm turning Jo into a girl!" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:57 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Touching is better with two!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:57 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles."
Man Joe "What, death?"
— Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:57 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress."
Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it."
— Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:55 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Manaka "Thank God I'm not going to have to put up with you having sex!"
Jo "Yes, you can thank God for that."
— Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:54 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:53 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

To Jo "Pretty much anything on my reject list, you would like" (in reference to NZDating) — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:52 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I want to go there & see what they do!
(in reference to Memorial Park & its notorious reputation)"
— Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:43 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I feel like I'm on heat!" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:42 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I don't like emo-boys. Find me a goth-baby"
(instructions for Jo on what to look for in a future boyfriend)
— Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:42 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Jo "oh wow! Is that a boy or a girl?"
Manaka "I dunno"
(in reference to a picture posted on Jo's facebook page)
— Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:40 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"This is going to be a gem of a book. A top seller. Bigger then the Bible" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:39 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Jo "I could have been a mob wife"
Joe "you still can be?
— Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:38 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Its my ovaries stupid!" — Robbie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:37 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Jo - "Who will fetch me some water?"
Nathan Ram "I will when I clean my mushroom"
— Lady Jo

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:36 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"BOOM! Die bastards! I'm playing Auschwitz. (stunned silence) I mean, angry birds!" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:36 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I quite like this boy. Not so much the way his face looks" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:34 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Robbie "I am NOT autistic" (facebook told him so) — Robbie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:34 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

to Robbie "What do you think about most? Food or girls?" Robbie - "Probably about the same actually" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:31 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"Yay! Jesus! I'd do him anytime" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:30 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

"I have a thing for tattooed boys" - Manaka
Robbie - "just tattoo the ones I give you"
— Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:29 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Playing scrabble...Dad puts 'did'.
Priyanthi - "What's a did?"
— Priyanthi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 05:34 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"I like to have rice with rice & curry." — Priyanthi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 05:32 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"My teeth are shattering!" — Priyanthi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 05:31 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

Alon - "They have redone the Ben Hur movie."
Dad - "With the same actors?"
— indranmyl

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 05:26 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

Dad - "Do you eat peanuts?"
Michael - "Not leisurely."
— jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 05:22 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Michael, Im not too shabby, am I?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Lady Jo on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:51 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"If you were a horse, would you ride a horse?" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:50 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"No he's not a beekeeper, he grows bees." — indranmyl

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 27 April 2012 at 10:09 am in Mylvaganam Family.

"Manaka surprises me all the time, she's actually quite deep." — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:43 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"My eyes went away! " — MacDog

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:41 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"How can they figure out anything in the brain? I don't know. I chopped one up today" — MacDog

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:39 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I wish this was the future, like the Jetsons, where you just pushed a button & your pajamas popped on" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:36 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"he was the 1st Doctor who told me it wasn't in my head. My intestines have never BEEN in my head" — Lady Jo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:35 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Jo "James, I just need to say one thing. I got a new toenail today."
James "What? Like in the post?"
Jo "No, I got it at the beauty therapists. Well, I got most of it today, I get the rest of in in three weeks time."
James "Is it on layby?"
— Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:22 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

to Robbie (Manaka) "I'm cleaning up your facebook page; ignore all those requests from God" — Mani

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mani on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 11:18 pm in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.

Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 10:26 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws

4 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 08:20 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind."
Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet"
— jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 09:19 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 08:59 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Keep calm and carry on.
Why?"
— janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 19 April 2012 at 09:32 pm in Walbrans.

"If you're alive you take your keys. If you're dead you take your wallet." — mirimiri

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 13 April 2012 at 07:58 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Man, my life is so like a movie ay...I wouldn't be surprised if that building there just blew up." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 13 April 2012 at 07:56 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"I have rocks, can I build a hotel?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 March 2012 at 10:43 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 01:20 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I'll have to use the other cutters for your neck." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Sunday 12 February 2012 at 02:20 pm in Walbrans.

To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:33 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:28 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:26 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches?
Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 05 February 2012 at 09:00 pm in Pemberley.

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 04 February 2012 at 10:45 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 January 2012 at 02:13 pm in Pemberley.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:50 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:49 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Matt - "I am the master of relationships."

Mono - "And poo."
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 01:38 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Matt - "I did a poo this morning."

Mono - "The one you txted about?"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 01:26 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:31 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:25 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave
Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave
Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across)
Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 10:32 pm in Pemberley.

"Any game is better when you kill nazis" — nameJono Cooke

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 07:55 pm in Pemberley.

"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 01 January 2012 at 11:33 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:11 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:00 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:57 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:45 pm in Mercury St Flat.

"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:52 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Michael - "What's that smell?"
Nyasha - "Armpit."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:51 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"What's in your mouth? Is there anymore?" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:42 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Fuffy flurry things!" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:38 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Shoes - "One of the social algorithms is-"
Mono - "Sit on my knee!"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:37 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..."
Shoes - "Through the bronze age."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:35 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"You need rain to grow sheep." — kiwi_flyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Wednesday 28 December 2011 at 03:11 pm in Mercury St Flat.

"Overtime productive brain war!" — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Monday 14 November 2011 at 01:41 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"You were born to work at Pak n Save." — REVere

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Thursday 27 October 2011 at 10:16 pm in Serfdom.

"I'm normal. Very normal. Normal normal." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 October 2011 at 04:24 pm in Scarborough Terrace.

"Someone's been killed, that's good" — walbrann

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Saturday 13 August 2011 at 08:34 pm in Walbrans.

A Compliment in FusBall - "Your the professor in Fus ball cuz i just got Schooled" — Moose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Moose on Sunday 07 August 2011 at 11:13 pm in Moxy.

"[trash-talking whilst playing fussball] Skillz to pay the billz!!!" — Rastas

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Sunday 07 August 2011 at 10:45 pm in Moxy.

Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 30 June 2011 at 10:16 pm in Pemberley.

"It's like fire soccer, but in the middle there's a really big bomb..." — Thomas Graham

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Wednesday 22 June 2011 at 09:53 pm in Unit 126.

"Hey, what happened to your breasts?" — Joe McMenamin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 21 June 2011 at 03:40 pm in Unit 126.

"No! Don't cut your foot open this time" — Joe McMenamin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 21 June 2011 at 03:40 pm in Unit 126.

"I'm the most beautiful woman in the room" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Tuesday 17 May 2011 at 08:42 pm in Walbrans.

"I'm a beautiful butterfly" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Monday 02 May 2011 at 08:39 pm in Walbrans.

"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 21 April 2011 at 11:24 pm in Pemberley.

"I'm the third person to use the toilet but the first one to use the toilet paper and the soap." — Melissa Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 April 2011 at 05:39 pm in iVan.

"He slobbered all over me and licked all the sweat off my chest." — Esther Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:32 pm in iVan.

"And then you'll get raped and we'll laugh" — Susan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 pm in iVan.

"Ivan: I haven't gotten you out of your pants.
Susan: You haven't really tried yet."
— Susan Welsh

2 comments. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 pm in iVan.

"Ivan, you have such good eyes." — Susan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 pm in iVan.

"Who knows what a fish looks like from a satellite picture?" — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:29 pm in iVan.

"Sheep, get in the fish." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:28 pm in iVan.

"This is not a nice place to get raped. It's not nice, like in Wellington." — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:26 pm in iVan.

"You'll probably get in there and find it's all tampons." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:24 pm in iVan.

"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 09 April 2011 at 01:25 am in Memphis.

"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 06 April 2011 at 07:21 pm in Pemberley.

Andrew, reading a sign at the Auckland Domain: "Lovers' walk, to duck pond"
Simon: "That is a rather suggestive sign."
Hannah: "Ducks just poo everywhere."
Andrew: "So do babies."
— qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 04 April 2011 at 12:17 pm in TSCF.

"No, it's my period because the wall of my uterus burst." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 05:22 pm in llwydni.

"(to Susan) Do you want to come and feel my chest?" — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 05:20 pm in llwydni.

"Shoot! I broke your fridge!" — Esther Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 05:19 pm in llwydni.

"Is it really 2 O Clock?
Like, with zeros and everything?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 02:16 am in Pemberley.

"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 09:35 pm in Pemberley.

"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause
Tim: does that mean there was another pause?
Simon: a menopause?"
— simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 06:14 pm in VUWCU.

"...Getting rid of my eyes first..." — Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Monday 14 March 2011 at 05:53 pm in Walbrans.

"It's liking doing a poo but from your nose." — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Saturday 12 March 2011 at 03:38 pm in Misc.

"Tim: Can I have a go?
Simon: at what?
Tim: Stroking your ...thing"
— Timit

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 10 March 2011 at 06:11 pm in VUWCU.

"Without biology you'll be screwed. No, wait. Without biology you wouldn't be..." — Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 10 March 2011 at 06:10 pm in VUWCU.

"I'm her granddaughter ... no wait ..." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Saturday 05 March 2011 at 02:08 pm in Walbrans.

xyzzy: "well also the tour I went on was way better than the GC tour"
lorne: "'GC tour' shudder"
xyzzy: "And over here we have the freelists..."
xyzzy: "The dungeons down that flight of stairs are where we keep the macros"
lorne: "here's the reclaim lis... HEY! DON'T STEP ON THAT!"
xyzzy: "interestingly the dungeons take more space than the rest of the building combined"
— Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 11 February 2011 at 10:03 am in Ex-memphis.

"People have been knocking over black people for centuries." — Polly Dacre

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 02 February 2011 at 08:50 pm in Pemberley.

"I'm really tired, I'm gonna go poop on the couch" — Daniel Wilkes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar mcgowarosa on Tuesday 18 January 2011 at 09:58 am in Random quotes.

"Is that real cinnamon?" — mirimiri

4 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Tuesday 28 December 2010 at 08:50 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"So Peter, my flatmate, he's a guy." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 26 December 2010 at 05:32 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Click the square circle" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 21 December 2010 at 09:02 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Neech: Are you a tender kisser or a lip kisser?
Damion: I just like it when i put my thing in; the rest is just delaying tactics."
— neech

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar neech on Tuesday 21 December 2010 at 02:40 am in Damion Says.

"I'm just 100% unsure ay..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 December 2010 at 11:27 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Matt: "You can do recessions."
Robbie: "Recessions?"
Matt: "Yea, you know, when people go and recess their sins."
— mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 28 November 2010 at 03:50 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 November 2010 at 04:15 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 09 November 2010 at 09:24 pm in Elim International Church.

"We're sitting in an exclamation mark!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 01 October 2010 at 04:11 pm in Misc.

"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day
Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 28 September 2010 at 01:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:09 pm in Elim International Church.

Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job."
Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..."
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:08 pm in Elim International Church.

"Can you go to the boys' toilets and wash my hands?" — Gus Tia

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:07 pm in Elim International Church.

"There are a lot of accurate syllables that people are full of today." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 19 September 2010 at 12:27 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Your beard makes you hot" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Tuesday 14 September 2010 at 04:19 pm in Walbrans.

"What are you doing cropping Ben's crotch?" — Matthew Bayliss

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Monday 06 September 2010 at 02:32 pm in VUW.

"I put the heads in there ... they were crawling around" — janet

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Timit on Saturday 04 September 2010 at 04:48 pm in Walbrans.

"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 11:03 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Ten is the opposite of 11" — Pete Williamson

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 29 August 2010 at 07:27 pm in All Saints.

"I'm in the mood to be tied up." — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 27 August 2010 at 10:18 pm in All Saints.

"He has a girlfriend. That might be what he's... doing" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 27 August 2010 at 10:18 pm in All Saints.

"Josh: What else are women for eh?
Mono: looking at"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 27 August 2010 at 12:07 am in Online.

Michael - "I like the 3D-animation movies with the 2-level humour in it, like the stuff that kids find funny, but also other humour that adults find funny."
Matt - "Like Borat."
— mattcom

3 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 22 August 2010 at 09:49 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 10:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I don't just am. I don't just are." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 25 July 2010 at 08:54 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I like bell curves." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 11:06 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:41 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 10:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 09:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I enjoyed being brainwashed by you." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 09:44 pm in VUWCU.

"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 03:19 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Jesus is there with you when you shower." — Felicity Baker

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 08:00 am in VUWCU.

"So you only drink blood when we have guests over?" — Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Friday 25 June 2010 at 06:22 pm in Walbrans.

"Yeah baby, take them clothes off!" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 June 2010 at 02:50 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in my head" — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"They're all pregnant, aren't they?" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 21 June 2010 at 07:03 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples?
Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?"
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 05:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 18 June 2010 at 11:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Ben is like Jesus on guitar" — Liam Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 18 June 2010 at 09:07 pm in All Saints.

"Natalie: What's the women's [football] team called?
Pete: The White Ferns
Natalie: Wife Ferns?"
— Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 18 June 2010 at 09:05 pm in Pete's house.

"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 15 June 2010 at 08:21 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"It's ironic because it was comedy..." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 15 June 2010 at 12:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"On behalf of Keynes, Keynes would like to say thank you..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 14 June 2010 at 11:27 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"And she's buying a staircase to heaven..." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 June 2010 at 11:57 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 June 2010 at 11:55 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Do you guys have a bathroom?" — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 07 June 2010 at 04:34 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I love us." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 June 2010 at 07:35 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 08:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?"
Josh "TOOL TIME!"
— tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 06:45 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"It looks like part of the USA with a little baby elephant!" — Anthony McGrath

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 22 May 2010 at 02:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 22 May 2010 at 02:32 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 21 May 2010 at 11:15 pm in Misc.

"(to Josh) One day we'll get married too, you know!" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 20 May 2010 at 05:51 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I don't think so Tim" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 17 May 2010 at 07:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Do you wanna get drunk with us?" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 10:56 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wanted something warm and hot." — Mel

3 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 02:33 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Let's not be ridiculous" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:41 pm in Misc.

"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:41 pm in Misc.

"But if I assume the foetal position, which actually ironically has nothing to do with feet..." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:40 pm in Misc.

"@ hotmail and/or gmail, but the and/or's not part of the address" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:40 pm in Misc.

"I've got a little man on my finger" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:39 pm in Misc.

"It's probably just the autism coming out" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:39 pm in Misc.

"(looking at the textbook shelf) Where are the cool books?!" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:38 pm in Misc.

"There are members of this group who are assholes." — shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:37 pm in Misc.

"I'm happy as an ox!" — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 14 May 2010 at 12:19 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 11 May 2010 at 09:22 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Aw man, my phone's fixed!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 10 May 2010 at 07:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I've only smelt a few people." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 09 May 2010 at 07:50 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"mmmmmmmmmmmm, chlorine's gooooood." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 08 May 2010 at 07:12 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Yeah well if you pinch my face, I'll pinch your... I'll think of somewhere!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Thursday 06 May 2010 at 01:27 am in Online.

"(about MJ) they shouldn't have announced that he was dead. They should've just got someone to replace him..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 04 May 2010 at 08:37 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Nice haircut Andrew. ... Did you have a haircut?" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 01 May 2010 at 11:03 pm in Misc.

"I'm depressing." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 01 May 2010 at 07:11 pm in Walbrans.

"You just fixed Jamiroquai." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 01 May 2010 at 02:08 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Tom had some water in his bladder thing. It felt like it was full." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 26 April 2010 at 07:28 pm in Walbrans.

"Little people don't break!" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 25 April 2010 at 07:11 pm in Walbrans.

"Aw, now I'm going to have to learn the alphabet." — Polly Dacre

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Friday 23 April 2010 at 01:18 pm in 2KP.

"Jesus was like this (extends arms)... and dripping" — Rebecca

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Sunday 18 April 2010 at 04:13 pm in VUWCU.

"How was sleepy-time in Chris-town?" — Chris

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Sunday 18 April 2010 at 04:09 pm in VUWCU.

"Why do your pants smell like Italian cooking? I have a personal cologne, I call it Pizza. Pizza, the new fragrance from qwandor." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Andrew Childs on Friday 16 April 2010 at 04:35 pm in Ex-memphis.

"When I'm disappointed I stay happy for a long time." — Nick Dawbin

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 09:35 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:23 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I have to steal from someone poor and helpless." — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:22 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I just realised that there's strategy to this game if you think about it! (2 hours into the game)" — Nick Dawbin

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:22 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Mark: Imagine having 8 babies.
Janet: Who ate babies?"
— janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 11 April 2010 at 07:23 pm in Walbrans.

"I'm so glad I have arms." — mcgowarosa

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 11 April 2010 at 06:23 pm in Misc.

"Eric: It's lovely up here, you're not far from home and you've still got...
Layne: 3G.
Eric: I was going to say mountains and hills, but whatever."
— Layne PermaneoNomen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 10 April 2010 at 10:27 pm in Misc.

"I do have SSH keys, they have passphrases, but apparently it... does it on the tty." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 08 April 2010 at 03:55 pm in Ex-memphis.

qwandor: "So, what are we doing tomorrow?"
lorne: "Chris!"
— Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 05:42 pm in Ex-memphis.

"My armpits are like caves." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 29 March 2010 at 08:17 pm in Walbrans.

"(whilst watching a DVD) That's the first time I've seen a pregnant woman for this week ay" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 28 March 2010 at 12:00 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"I love dead animals" — Naomi Villegas

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 26 March 2010 at 11:09 pm in Facebook.

(in a deep voice) "Time for man package." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 24 March 2010 at 03:51 pm in Ex-memphis.

Chris: "I heard something that vaguely rhymes with that."
lorne: "What rhymes with metamorphosise?"
Chris: "It doesn't sound like that at all actually."
— Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 23 March 2010 at 04:33 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Josh: Back to the Future?
Heston & Keynes: Yeeeeeeeah!"
— heston hawe

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 19 March 2010 at 08:58 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"If I am playing with Coq, can I say I have a logic probe?" — Andrew Childs

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 17 March 2010 at 06:19 pm in Ex-memphis.

"I'm happy to be the flat dickhead" — Tim Paton

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 March 2010 at 11:34 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Shoeshine: Egg. Time!
Tim: Weasel!"
— Tim Paton

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 March 2010 at 08:43 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Can I be Josh?" — Mel

4 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 15 March 2010 at 06:28 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Sellotape, Jesus, Sellotape" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 02:31 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(Whilst deciding where to invade in Risk) Overpopulation does not mean tourism shouldn't happen!!!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 03:27 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 01:44 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Val head home want sleep go bus miss stop stranded busbus yay adventure wheeee!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 12:41 am in Facebook.

"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 12 March 2010 at 11:33 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I'm good with these word things" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Sunday 07 March 2010 at 01:36 pm in Misc.

"I'll be back either before or after midnight" — Keynes

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 06 March 2010 at 08:25 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Allan: "I've got a little... not a fridge, the other one..."
CJ: "An oven."
Allan: "Yeah."
— Allan E

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 05 March 2010 at 03:04 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Writing isn't a big thing. It's a million little things." — Karpathos

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Karpathos on Friday 05 March 2010 at 09:05 am in Facebook.

"I've never really liked odd fellows." — shoeshine

3 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:58 pm in Misc.

"Odd fellows taste good!" — charleynz

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:57 pm in Misc.

"I don't like odd fellows." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:57 pm in Misc.

"I love odd fellows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:56 pm in Misc.

"I've run out of innocuous females." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:55 pm in Misc.

Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here."
Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?"
Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!"
Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before."
— tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:54 pm in Misc.

" He who laughs first laughs last. " — heston hawe

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Tuesday 02 March 2010 at 08:37 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively...
Josh: Pliable
Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains."
— shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 01:12 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 12:31 am in The Legends of Magoh.

Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..." — Mel

2 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 28 February 2010 at 11:07 pm in VUWCU.

"Try taking a domestic chicken into a forest." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 24 February 2010 at 04:36 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Yeah basically they have like all these historical things at the museum." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Monday 22 February 2010 at 09:20 am in Mylvaganam Family.

Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!" — jimbobaleena

5 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 09:17 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana." — Timit

6 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 03:30 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I'm a guy as well" — Keynes

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 18 February 2010 at 11:54 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"I suppose if we went over it (Alaska) with a bag of flour... well maybe several bags of flour..." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 February 2010 at 01:30 pm in 2KP.

"I work on days beginning with W, T or F." — Donald Gordon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 08 February 2010 at 02:42 pm in Skype.

"When I was a small child I got beaten up by a type hierarchy.
It was terrible, there were interfaces everywhere!"
— Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 04 February 2010 at 04:11 pm in Ex-memphis.

lorne: "If I ask Stephen whether you are a bug what would he say?"
qwandor: "I am not sure..."
lorne: "'Not a bug, works for me'"
— Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 02 February 2010 at 12:50 pm in Ex-memphis.

Andrew: "What does [Mark] need to go to the doctor for?"
Janet: "About his face."
— janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 31 January 2010 at 01:10 pm in Walbrans.

(outside the tent) "I'm finding this ground really hard to balance on." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 31 January 2010 at 01:10 pm in Walbrans.

"I don't like your head." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 31 January 2010 at 01:09 pm in Walbrans.

"There are a lot of fish in the ocean" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 January 2010 at 12:56 am in Misc.

"Is that a duck or a hedgehog?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 January 2010 at 12:56 am in Misc.

"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them!
Josh: It's not why I love them.
Antz: Why do you love them?
Josh: Cause they're hot!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 January 2010 at 02:21 am in Misc.

"(in reference to Wellington Anniversary Day) is it a holiday on monday in wellington too?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 22 January 2010 at 12:00 am in Facebook.

"It's not an exorcism, it's a sandwich-press!" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Thursday 21 January 2010 at 02:44 am in 2KP.

"Look at those tanned hunks over there." — Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 20 January 2010 at 09:26 pm in 2KP.

"He cheated on his wife with 10 others, including his wife" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Monday 18 January 2010 at 11:22 pm in Mercury St Flat.

"His car makes a tinkly noise. He let me listen to it." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in 2KP.

"Why is it Monday?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in 2KP.

"I like a challenge where people hug me." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:38 pm in 2KP.

"Josh, you're perfect." — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:33 pm in 2KP.

"I was cooking some stuff in the rice cooker, some rice." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:25 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"Steam is hot." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:24 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"I wish there were other things you could do with your money on Monopoly, like buy lollies or buy furniture for the house!" — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:22 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"But now IS today." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:19 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"You have two eyes. Are YOU a person?" — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:18 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"This is how we accumulate junk. We have junk, and it accumulates." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 17 January 2010 at 06:16 pm in Mylvaganam Family.

"I'll put my arm around you and reach round to get what I want" — Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mark on Saturday 16 January 2010 at 10:38 pm in Walbrans.

To matt, regarding dan: "You have raised a violent child!" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 16 January 2010 at 02:13 am in Misc.

"See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Wednesday 13 January 2010 at 11:01 pm in Facebook.

"Ryan: Hey Gina, look..Sarah's nose is peeling.
Gina: Leprosy?"
— Gina Wong

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Ryan.S on Wednesday 13 January 2010 at 12:16 am in Wellington ICF.

(to Mark) "My aim is not to kill you, just to cause you pain." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 12 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in Walbrans.

"I have not taken the time to play with Coq yet." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 12 January 2010 at 05:04 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?...
Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Chris on Tuesday 12 January 2010 at 11:23 am in Facebook.

"Michele: there's an oxidation pond.
Chris : a what? foxy asian pond? "
— Chris W

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Ryan.S on Sunday 10 January 2010 at 08:38 pm in Wellington ICF.

"We're all sexy because we're made..." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 11:18 pm in 2KP.

"erererererer this is sexy." — mirimiri

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 11:16 pm in 2KP.

"I don't really like hairless cats." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 07:33 pm in 2KP.

"Why would you want to start liking a fish?" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 07:32 pm in 2KP.

"Your head has too much in it." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 05:38 pm in Facebook.

"How can you look at a rose and see eyebrows?" — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 06 January 2010 at 08:42 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Do you want me to take your clothes off?" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:21 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty."
Tommo: "And your son Beast!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:20 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I should probably take my pants off again." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:17 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:16 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:15 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:14 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:04 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:04 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"This guy's not letting me turn straight!" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:04 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Holy Bum!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:03 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:03 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I was thinking of drawing a face on my knee and asking it for a kiss" — mattcom

3 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:03 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"The league of extraordinary Asians" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:02 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:02 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Hot springs, hot things, hot flings." — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:01 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"He's fine when he's not eating people." — Ian Thompson

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:01 pm in Range View.

"Hello! I see you've got a nose thing." — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:59 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Telepathic abuse." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:58 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Are you gonna wear clothes?" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:58 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"You've gotta jump into the shop, take a pee and hop out again." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:57 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Paul: You're drinking from my personal drink bottle.
Matt: I know, that's cause I'm your personal friend!"
— mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:57 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Love is for every time of the night." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 07:45 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Or if you're really good at being american use the magic gift button" — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 31 December 2009 at 09:21 am in Skype.

"Git is simple the way that organic chemistry is simple, in that it is all carbons, hydrogens and oxygens." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 24 December 2009 at 02:41 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Amputee pigeons always astonish me." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 24 December 2009 at 09:01 am in Raroa Road flat.

"Hay, no eating the ammunition!" — Chris

3 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 21 December 2009 at 11:28 pm in Facebook.

"Val - We should do this, do you agree?
Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see?
Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed
Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head"
— tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 20 December 2009 at 01:15 am in 2KP.

"It's like having two enormous balls" — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 19 December 2009 at 03:48 am in Misc.

"I was sneaking up on them Thi, really I was, but you dispatched them too quickly! (note - Thi wasn't present)" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 17 December 2009 at 03:08 am in Misc.

"We can be butt brothers." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 17 December 2009 at 03:07 am in Misc.

"Cause Asian girls look like monkeys." — Chris

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 17 December 2009 at 03:07 am in Misc.

"Last year you had bacon without me quite often." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 07:55 pm in Walbrans.

via text in response to sport:
"Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent"
— Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 01:10 pm in Memphis.

"We're all virgins here! Well..." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 12:31 am in 2KP.

"haha :) yep, i hav to hav them in buch! lol" — Claire

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Monday 14 December 2009 at 10:24 pm in Number 23.

"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 14 December 2009 at 01:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"(upon arriving at a Guy's Night) Where are the girls???" — Kelvin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 December 2009 at 03:33 am in 2KP.

"He looks absolutely perfect..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 10:04 pm in 2KP.

"I used to read books..." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 08:48 pm in 2KP.

"But if it's running on Linux, then it's... not running on Windows." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 03:19 pm in Ex-memphis.

"they've got such beautiful legs - It's like watching horses race" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 December 2009 at 10:50 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"He lives in Auckland with his full-time family." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 December 2009 at 10:50 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"The actors aren't actually real hobbits" — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 December 2009 at 10:49 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"I'm going to take a whiz. For an extended period of time." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 December 2009 at 10:47 pm in 2KP.

"Do we need to pray for entrees?" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 08 December 2009 at 08:58 pm in 2KP.

"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 05 December 2009 at 11:26 pm in Main Street Boys.

"She was a good singer. Like Miley Cyrus." — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 05 December 2009 at 09:30 pm in Misc.

"Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 04 December 2009 at 10:15 am in 2KP.

"Have you never bounced around on your bum before?" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 04 December 2009 at 09:58 am in 2KP.

"Enough hugging!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 December 2009 at 09:28 pm in 2KP.

"Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 December 2009 at 10:11 am in 2KP.

(points to Simon) "Your third-world country is fail!" — Donald Gordon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 01 December 2009 at 01:19 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Your tuft's getting quite long" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 30 November 2009 at 08:29 pm in 2KP.

"Have you played cogs of war? " — Anthony McGrath

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 05:39 pm in Misc.

"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 11:50 am in Misc.

"You can thank me" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 12:01 am in Mono's 21st.

"You're a fragment of my imagination" — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 12:00 am in Mono's 21st.

"Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 12:00 am in Mono's 21st.

"What's wrong with your face?" — jimbobaleena

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 28 November 2009 at 11:59 pm in Mono's 21st.

"SERIOUSLY INCESTUOUS!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Saturday 28 November 2009 at 11:56 pm in VUWCU.

"This is my body, deep fried for you..." — Chris

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 27 November 2009 at 09:29 pm in 2KP.

"Did you guys take the car for a walk? " — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 27 November 2009 at 07:48 pm in 2KP.

"Does that mean this is not a duck?" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 26 November 2009 at 01:25 pm in 2KP.

"Now I'm gonna drink myself silly" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 25 November 2009 at 11:50 pm in 2KP.

"Thank you my father and my mother. Without them I wouldn't be here." — Kelvin

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 24 November 2009 at 10:22 pm in 2KP.

"There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 24 November 2009 at 10:22 pm in 2KP.

"Do you guys have fresh vegetables in America?" — PM H

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 23 November 2009 at 08:44 pm in 2KP.

"Men are funny" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 November 2009 at 03:13 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 03:47 pm in 2KP.

Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror"
shoeshine: "Except she's a woman"
— shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 03:30 pm in Misc.

"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant
Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too."
— tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 01:52 pm in Misc.

"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 20 November 2009 at 01:21 pm in 2KP.

"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 18 November 2009 at 02:52 am in 2KP.

"We should all get girlfriends next year
I'm now tempted to quote that
but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it"
— tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 11:38 pm in Facebook.

"Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono!
Mono: YEAH!!!!"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 11:14 am in 2KP.

"Impotent = you can play with it but you won't get anything out of it" — Andrew Cr

1 comment. Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 16 November 2009 at 11:06 am in Ex-memphis.

"I love us" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:57 am in 2KP.

"I control my brain with my mind" — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:57 am in 2KP.

"Josh: Yeah, hardout
Mono: Word"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 08:23 am in 2KP.

"You've got to open the door to see if it's closed" — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 08:18 am in 2KP.

"I'm always having a dance party in Andrew's room." — Daniel M

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 09:47 pm in Raroa Road flat.

Stevie: "Or we could just pop some herbals and do some E."
Allan: "I'm all for it, eh."
— Allan Chesswas

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 09:47 pm in Raroa Road flat.

On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous." — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 06:03 pm in 2KP.

"Except I'm not Mono anymore, I'm now Stereo." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 06:00 pm in 2KP.

"If Jesus was a ninja..." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 03:35 pm in 2KP.

To Evan & Tim: "You keep going after my balls!" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 10:26 am in Sarah and Mel's flat.

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 10:16 am in 2KP.

"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount?
Shoeshine: That many."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:54 am in 2KP.

"Matt: Where do the monsters live?
Josh: in the e!"
— tommo39

8 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am in 2KP.

"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am in 2KP.

"I'm so angry I could punch a baby!!!" — Yale.

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Friday 13 November 2009 at 06:00 pm in Number 23.

"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:26 pm in 2KP.

"PM's quite maternal." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:25 pm in 2KP.

"PM would make a good house wife." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:23 pm in 2KP.

"For a moment I was really concerned that we were going to set this place on fire." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:22 pm in 2KP.

"I thought the secret to immortality was to have no life." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 10:44 pm in Number 23.

"Don't drown the water" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 07:13 pm in VUWCU.

"I specialise in depravity." — Stevie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 10:56 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 10:03 pm in 2KP.

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 07:52 pm in 2KP.

Committee: "We could have an Archi-plet and a Law-plet..." Gina: "Yeah!" Ryan: "And a gaming plet!!!" Gina: "NO." — Gina Wong

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 10:02 am in Wellington ICF.

Ryan got temporarily sidetracked by trying to drag off Gina at the lights... Van: "Eh, eh, eh, concentrate, lah!" Miri: "Don't drive with too much faith!" — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 09:56 am in Wellington ICF.

Between taking off glasses and putting on prescription sunglasses while DRIVING: "Oh, I can't see!" After horrified responses from 5 girls, Van says: "This fella drives by faith, not by sight!" Miri: "Hence the cross!" (hanging from the rear view mirror) — Ryan.S

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Friday 06 November 2009 at 07:55 pm in Wellington ICF.

To Justine: "You look different... oh, it must be because you don't have makeup on." blank look "Oh, nah, it looks good!!" — Peng Wong

3 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Friday 06 November 2009 at 07:55 pm in Wellington ICF.

"Josh: It's a density of the poo thing
Val: No it's not, it's a... why are we discussing this?!"
— vanTalerie

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 November 2009 at 12:16 am in 2KP.

"I love studying, I just hate the actual work" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 November 2009 at 12:08 am in 2KP.

"I'm more spacious in the morning!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Wednesday 04 November 2009 at 07:19 am in 2KP.

"I just lost the game." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 08:23 pm in Number 23.

"You know, you should really try quoting me." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 08:17 pm in Scots College.

"Thanh, do you want Hannah's skin?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:29 pm in 2KP.

"Someone needs to cook Josh" — Kirsten Meyer

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:29 pm in 2KP.

"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 02:16 pm in Scots College.

"There's a fine line between teaching and just being an ass." — Phil Luey

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 09:56 am in VUWCU.

"Stop trying to marry me off with statistics!" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 01:35 am in 2KP.

"Josh: How much are you supposed to flirt with someone when you're talking to them on facebook?
Val: A decent amount"
— vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:29 am in 2KP.

"It's Talking About Josh time!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:22 am in 2KP.

I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:19 am in 2KP.

"I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:12 am in 2KP.

"Josh, where's the house?!" — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 31 October 2009 at 11:50 pm in 2KP.

"What does it mean? I can't read Asian!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 31 October 2009 at 02:59 pm in Facebook.

"Does anyone want an old peanut butter sandwich that I made last night?" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 30 October 2009 at 10:06 pm in Walbrans.

"Josh: @Sid give me something to procrastinate about and I shall.

Sid: Ok, I'll do that tomorrow"
— Sid Bachtiar

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 30 October 2009 at 08:49 pm in Facebook.

(misheard as saying) "We're all asian right now." — Hannah Gao

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 30 October 2009 at 01:06 pm in VUWCU.

"Do you want to zap people with asian rays?" — Nimmo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 30 October 2009 at 01:00 pm in VUWCU.

"I wanna have a baby panda!" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 30 October 2009 at 12:35 pm in 2KP.

Tommo: "'tis all very cute"
Shoeshine: "What is?"
Tommo: "Girls liking guys"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 11:50 pm in Facebook.

"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 03:19 pm in Scots College.

"Simeon: I have never been on a man date.
Yale: it was a mate."
— Yale.

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Monday 26 October 2009 at 07:52 pm in Number 23.

"If you want to understand why humour is so funny..." — Stevie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 25 October 2009 at 09:50 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good?

Tommo: Just like girls"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 25 October 2009 at 03:49 pm in Facebook.

"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 24 October 2009 at 02:11 pm in Misc.

"If that was the truth, you wouldn't be lying." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 23 October 2009 at 07:35 pm in Scots College.

"No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?" — Timit

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 23 October 2009 at 07:05 pm in 2KP.

"Beating people up is completely different to gay sex though." — Allan Chesswas

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 21 October 2009 at 07:33 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"It's like a russian doll situation" — Josh Irving

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 11:08 pm in 2KP.

"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 11:07 pm in 2KP.

Ben: "where's Paul?"

Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room."
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:05 am in 2KP.

"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:03 am in 2KP.

Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."

Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off"
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:02 am in 2KP.

"It's the church for hairy people" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 12:49 am in 2KP.

"Aww. That just makes me want to hug myself." — Daniel M

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 17 October 2009 at 02:02 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"I'm sticky" — Clare Lenihan

1 comment. Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:58 pm in Memphis.

"I have a sheep on my desktop because I'm baaaaaaad" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:57 pm in Memphis.

"Some companies have Friday afternoon drinks. We have Friday afternoon arguing-about-authentication-schemes." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 16 October 2009 at 03:57 pm in Ex-memphis.

Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?"
lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?"
Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?"
— stephen

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 16 October 2009 at 12:53 pm in Memphis.

"(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ..." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 10:03 pm in Memphis.

"This is like diabetes in a bowl." — Hannah Gao

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 13 October 2009 at 10:32 pm in 2KP.

"Ooh. I love you Peter." — Kelvin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 October 2009 at 10:20 pm in 2KP.

"It looked hilarious when he went down there" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:23 pm in Memphis.

"If you were down there, I wouldn't go down there" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:22 pm in Memphis.

Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they must replace it with make-believe code — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:14 pm in Memphis.

"It's almost as if tomorrow never happened!" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 October 2009 at 01:20 pm in 2KP.

"like I could have slipped, knocked my head on the red one, got my foot stuck in the green one, fell down with my foot still stuck, knocked my head on the blue one.. then fell to the ground. BAMMM!! HEAD FIRST DEAD!" — justcallmemel

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 October 2009 at 12:53 am in Facebook.

"come on you stupid drugs, kick in!" — justcallmemel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 10 October 2009 at 12:00 pm in Online.

"I feel sick after drinking those eggs." — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 09 October 2009 at 11:04 pm in Walbrans.

"Sigmund Freud? Who's he? Was he a ladies' man?" — Daniel M

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 08 October 2009 at 07:45 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum." — David Pearce

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 05:09 pm in Memphis.

"Its better with 3 you know vipul..." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:39 pm in Memphis.

"Hows the feather warcast looking?" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:37 pm in Memphis.

"Who's an idiot, I'm an idiot" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:37 pm in Memphis.

"Playing with your opposite hand makes you feel like a poof" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:36 pm in Memphis.

"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 02:01 pm in Main Street Boys.

"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 01:51 pm in Main Street Boys.

"(To Hugh) It's your taste in Stephen's jazz" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 01 October 2009 at 04:49 pm in Memphis.

"I hate being blind - you can't see anything." — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:40 pm in 2KP.

"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:37 pm in 2KP.

"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:33 pm in 2KP.

"Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:18 pm in 2KP.

"I didn't even realise there was an 8 O Clock AM" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:08 pm in 2KP.

"You know Carlton isn't the smartest knife in the drawer" — hugh

2 comments. Quoted by avatar vipul on Tuesday 22 September 2009 at 12:50 pm in Memphis.

Andrew: "What are you making, Tim?"
Tim: "An onion with a high voice."
— Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 19 September 2009 at 09:20 pm in Walbrans.

"It's fancy dress. Josh [Thompson] is going to go as himself, as he considers himself a fairy." — Timit

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 19 September 2009 at 08:52 pm in Walbrans.

(Talking about dance moves)
"If you put your head on your left shoulder, and move around like it's stuck there, that's a pretty awesome move. You can use your right shoulder too."
— Daniel M

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 16 September 2009 at 09:09 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"You can bleed for a long time" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 September 2009 at 01:06 am in 2KP.

"I don't think I'd fit a B-cup bra" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Timit on Monday 07 September 2009 at 06:21 pm in Walbrans.

"I wish I was a cow" — Josh Irving

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 09:48 pm in 2KP.

"You're not wearing undies are you?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 05:31 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Riding a bike is like riding a bike, supposedly you never forget how." — Luke McCrohon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar stephen on Saturday 05 September 2009 at 09:40 am in Online.

"Zombies are much cooler than non-Christians" — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 02 September 2009 at 08:12 pm in 2KP.

"Males don't have a reproductive system" — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mark on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 09:57 pm in Walbrans.

"A rats tail is like a mini Mohawk" — Timit

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mark on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 09:56 pm in Walbrans.

"Double it by a half" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 09:51 pm in Cubed.

"Josh: So what happens next?
Shoeshine: I take my clothes off"
— shoeshine

7 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 02:45 pm in Main Street Boys.

"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:17 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night." — shoeshine

14 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:11 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet?
Josh: Well you just meet them
Shoeshine: But you don't!"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:57 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Darkness is the absence of light.
Boot is the absence of car."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:55 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Everyone knows someone who wasn't an orphan, for example." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 25 August 2009 at 04:34 pm in Ex-memphis.

"You have a lot of stupid ideas which are probably right. " — narborg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:10 pm in Laidlaw College.

"I’m a drug. People are addicted to me." — narborg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:09 pm in Laidlaw College.

"I don’t like the word challenge, I prefer the tern heavily encourage." — James Allaway

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:06 pm in TSCF.

"I normally don’t wear anything." — narborg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:05 pm in TSCF.

"What going on in Wellington though, you’re all single.
Even: We’re not dodgy."
— Annabe Van Den Berg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:04 pm in TSCF.

"Ok guys, sex. I’m serious!!!!!!!" — Jasmine Taylor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:04 pm in TSCF.

"Gods not from Dunedin, and he will get over it." — Mark Grace

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:03 pm in TSCF.

"Once a Mintern, always fresh and minty" — Andy Shudall

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:03 pm in TSCF.

"Even: Was it a dodgy joke?
Lauren: No.
Even: I don’t get it then."
— Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:02 pm in TSCF.

"Lauran: Like making babies.
Even: That’s not productive."
— Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:02 pm in TSCF.

"Having petrol is a good thing" — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:01 pm in TSCF.

"These people don’t need toilets" — Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:01 pm in TSCF.

"Lauran: Are you a communist or a Christian?
Rachel: Well I tend to sit on the fence."
— Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:01 pm in TSCF.

"Someone over the age of eleven" — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 09:00 pm in TSCF.

"Goober." — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:59 pm in TSCF.

"Every TV needs a book." — narborg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:59 pm in TSCF.

"What? Did Nathan ask Jasmine to marry him?" — Annabe Van Den Berg

2 comments. Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:58 pm in TSCF.

"the guy I was sharing a bed with." — Nigel Pollock

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:56 pm in TSCF.

"I’m more cuddly than most people." — Jasmine Taylor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:54 pm in TSCF.

"If I was a girl, I’ll be really really happy." — Tania Lim

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:53 pm in TSCF.

"NO WAY!!!!!" — Andy Shudall

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:52 pm in TSCF.

"We welcome you but we welcome you many also." — Val Goold

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:51 pm in TSCF.

"Nathan and Yomcat would make a good couple (I remember it being “should get together sometime...)" — Nigel Pollock

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:51 pm in TSCF.

"Do you want babies? I want babies! We should get together sometime and....." — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:50 pm in TSCF.

"It (Christian sex) was fantastic." — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:49 pm in TSCF.

"SLC needs booty girls." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:49 pm in TSCF.

"Richard showed me Christian sex." — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:48 pm in TSCF.

"Nigel: I thought if you were good you got a girlfriend and a car. How came I ended up in prison?
Mark Grace: The Girlfriend."
— Nigel Pollock

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:47 pm in TSCF.

"How many incrimination photos of me do you need?" — Karen Lau

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:46 pm in TSCF.

"I haven’t killed anything for a while." — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:45 pm in TSCF.

"You look happier than when you have a kid." — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:45 pm in TSCF.

"Yomcat: So what did you learn about?
Ben: About a lonely guy in jail. (Paul)"
— yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:44 pm in TSCF.

"I’m too far away from Easter" — Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:41 pm in TSCF.

"I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later." — Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:41 pm in TSCF.

"I really like the killing tree" — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:41 pm in TSCF.

"Let’s sit with strange people" — Lauren Crosland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:40 pm in TSCF.

"I’ve never been to a SLC where I’ve been offered cheese." — Val Goold

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:40 pm in TSCF.

"Some of you might be new to this before." — Val Goold

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:39 pm in TSCF.

"Do you guys share soap?
"
— Sarah Kwok

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:37 pm in TSCF.

"I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined." — Evan Dawber

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:36 pm in TSCF.

"In the format of Multiple guess" — Stevie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:33 pm in VUWCU.

"It smells of wobbles in here" — Felicity Brock-Smith

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:30 pm in VUWCU.

"Don not let God take your man!!" — Fiona McKenzie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar narborg on Monday 24 August 2009 at 08:29 pm in VUWCU.

Kirsten: "They were like a perfect family."
Aaron: "Perfect?"
Kirsten: "Well, they're from the US."
— Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 16 August 2009 at 08:55 am in 2KP.

"You aren't really getting high performance spanking out of that." — Stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 13 August 2009 at 12:12 pm in ProjectX.

"You can dump 'til your heart's content." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Wednesday 12 August 2009 at 06:25 pm in ProjectX.

"Maybe I should make it wet..." — Gaetan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 11 August 2009 at 04:11 pm in ProjectX.

"Wow, I thought that was an electronic thing, then I realised it was real." — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 11 August 2009 at 10:24 am in ProjectX.

"I'll set this going and then I'll come and play with your thingy." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 07 August 2009 at 01:32 pm in ProjectX.

"I'm unzipping the thing I zipped up last night." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 07 August 2009 at 01:28 pm in ProjectX.

"You want some action? It's quite dark." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 03 August 2009 at 02:36 pm in ProjectX.

"KFC is foul." — shoeshine

5 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Saturday 01 August 2009 at 08:59 pm in Main Street Boys.

"We already said we'd come to your house!!" — John Clegg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 28 July 2009 at 03:55 pm in ProjectX.

"I like my breasts" — Pete Williamson

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 28 July 2009 at 07:42 am in Pete's house.

"I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 20 July 2009 at 06:14 pm in Main Street Boys.

(about a boy competing in the Speedcubing championships) "I want to put him in a box and take him home." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 18 July 2009 at 11:19 pm in Misc.

"I think I almost have a stomach like a boy" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 17 July 2009 at 06:21 pm in 2KP.

"Last week in front of Levin Church;

Graham said to Trish “ can you turn me on please” in reference to microphone switch. Much laughter, from congregation; to which Trish replied “ Not now dear ” – more laughter."
— Graham Lee

2 comments. Quoted by avatar walbrann on Friday 17 July 2009 at 01:16 pm in Equippers Wellington.

"Peas are wrong." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Tuesday 14 July 2009 at 09:37 pm in Misc.

Pippa - "Eni, is that male or female?"
Graham - "No they are Samoan"
— Graham Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar walbrann on Sunday 12 July 2009 at 03:13 pm in Equippers Wellington.

"Thanks is a beautiful thing... when its big" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Sunday 12 July 2009 at 01:42 pm in Number 23.

"(enters) Hello, my children! (leaves)" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 July 2009 at 02:49 pm in 2KP.

"You can't be judge, jury, executioner and Jesus!" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 July 2009 at 02:48 pm in 2KP.

Nathan: "How is CU going?"
Kirsten: "It great 'cause there are ... quite a few boys. Not enough yet, but..."
— Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 07 July 2009 at 10:31 pm in 2KP.

"I laugh but I'm not funny. " — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 06 July 2009 at 07:02 pm in Main Street Boys.

"But I'm not ready to commit, I have commitment issues." — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 03 July 2009 at 12:10 pm in ProjectX.

"I actually quite like my chemical romance" — shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 02 July 2009 at 09:03 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Good luck with your multi-dimensional array." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 02 July 2009 at 02:46 pm in ProjectX.

"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 30 June 2009 at 04:31 pm in Scots College.

"invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end." — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 09:28 pm in Main Street Boys.

"That's how I know I'm not straight" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:50 pm in Main Street Boys.

"you misunderestimate my point" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.) — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then" — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:41 pm in Main Street Boys.

"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 07:25 pm in Main Street Boys.

"286, what's that? Oh, it's a number." — Gaetan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 29 June 2009 at 12:03 pm in ProjectX.

"Do I look like a muslim?" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 29 June 2009 at 11:29 am in 2KP.

"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime) — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Saturday 27 June 2009 at 09:23 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 26 June 2009 at 04:29 pm in 2KP.

"Could you have possibly made this anymore impossible!?!" — Jeremy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 06:12 pm in Number 23.

"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...."
— Yale.

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 05:36 pm in Scots College.

"I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 02:47 pm in Memphis.

"That's what she said. And then she got raped." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Wednesday 24 June 2009 at 06:43 pm in Scots College.

"Whoa, had a bit of a clicking incident" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 23 June 2009 at 10:24 am in Facebook.

"Many people, such as this one (points at lorne)..." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 22 June 2009 at 09:29 am in Ex-memphis.

"Josh: I want a sleeping bag with sleeves.

PM: It'd be a sleeping suit!"
— PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 June 2009 at 10:51 pm in 2KP.

"I could make you some coke." — Melissa

3 comments. Quoted by avatar yomcat on Friday 19 June 2009 at 02:18 pm in M&M's.

"High heel stockings" — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 07:16 pm in Main Street Boys.

"(to Josh), did you sleep at all last night J.A.?" — PM H

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 08:52 pm in 2KP.

"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am in 2KP.

"I'm an epic kind of person" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am in 2KP.

"Kirsten's an equally viable charity" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:38 am in 2KP.

"I pictured meat with a much deeper voice than that" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:38 am in 2KP.

"No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:37 am in 2KP.

"I love your nice big mugs!" — Mel

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:36 am in 2KP.

"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:35 am in 2KP.

"This is years in cardland" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:34 am in 2KP.

"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:34 am in 2KP.

"I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen" — Mel

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:33 am in 2KP.

"Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 10:35 pm in 2KP.

"Just hurry up and get married, Mel!" — Nimmo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:41 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"New Zealand's taking over the world, one cow at a time." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:41 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't" — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:40 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Well Europe's not really very... tall." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:39 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Karen: The voices in my head tell me that I'm normal.
Esther: The voices in my head tell me you're not normal."
— Karen Lau

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:39 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah it's true, every year people got shorter... no wait it was the other way 'round - people got taller. I got shorter. " — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:37 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I'm used to guys staring at me." — PM H

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:36 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Your face is funny (to Nick)" — PM H

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:36 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Why are you wearing a chair?" — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:35 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"...and then next year I can die." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:35 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"You don't need to be alive, you're going to sleep." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:34 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I'm gonna go to sleep first then I'm gonna go to bed." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:34 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I thought I had a home, but now it's gone!" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:33 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:33 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"It was the carrot with the spatula in the kitchen killing the salad." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:31 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I had Silly time with Stevie at the Supermarket." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:30 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Caryn: What, so you think we should get rid of all drugs?
Richard: Well, maybe not ALL drugs..."
— Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:29 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"You can eat me if you want." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:28 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:28 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I want drugs. (Sarah)
Well, which ones would you like? I've got... (Kirsten)"
— Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:27 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Get Richard to do it... he's a stalker!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:26 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yes but you (Josh) do it in an annoying way whereas you (Kirsten) do it in an intelligent way." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:25 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Maybe we spent all year living with a cow." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:25 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I am going to have a life this year." — Mel

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:23 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I just realized that if I die tomorrow, no one would know... and I wouldn't be able to tell you!" — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:22 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"I have a dump, and its going back up." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:12 pm in ProjectX.

"i actually find the concept of having someome to care for you and be with you forever quite comforting. Like a second Jesus." — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 June 2009 at 01:38 am in VUWCU.

"o yea yes, i think, i hope, maybe not, probably not, no" — Nick Dawbin

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 June 2009 at 12:50 am in VUWCU.

"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 June 2009 at 04:59 am in 2KP.

"I learn a lot from watching myself play." — Gaetan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 12 June 2009 at 05:07 pm in ProjectX.

"Life is like a bag of cornflakes..." — Clinton Scott

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 08:18 pm in 2KP.

"COD4? But what are you going to do with your old CPU?" — Paul McConachy

3 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 08:06 pm in Main Street Boys.

"If you add enough eggs you get mayonaise, but it doesn't really count. Objective C++ is like mayonaise." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 03:58 pm in Ex-memphis.

"It's those ICF girls, they're too attractive." — Nimmo

13 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 09 June 2009 at 02:39 pm in VUWCU.

"None of you are Thong, so I'm going to stop talking." — Nahum

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 09 June 2009 at 12:34 pm in ProjectX.

"Natalie I just let play with a student" — Melissa

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar yomcat on Tuesday 09 June 2009 at 10:19 am in M&M's.

"Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatar yomcat on Sunday 07 June 2009 at 09:10 pm in All Saints.

"Is it your brother's older sister?" — Gaetan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 05 June 2009 at 05:41 pm in ProjectX.

"Stephen, I have something hard in my hand." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar stephen on Wednesday 03 June 2009 at 08:35 pm in Memphis.

"It makes you poo more." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Wednesday 03 June 2009 at 11:38 am in ProjectX.

"You need to teach me how to bake." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 02 June 2009 at 10:37 am in ProjectX.

"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 07:37 pm in 2KP.

"It'd be the equivalent of a hippie stoner apartment, but without the hippies or the stoners..." — Nick Dawbin

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 06:27 pm in 2KP.

"Yeah, it's good all ground music (referring to foreground and background music, Wandering Eye by Fat Freddy's Drop)" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 06:24 pm in 2KP.

"I feel like the blanket man, I don't have a warm house to come home to." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 03:54 pm in 2KP.

"Friends with favours." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 01 June 2009 at 02:36 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Pants! I like that idea." — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 10:58 am in Main Street Boys.

"Did someone poo in our driveway?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 31 May 2009 at 09:52 pm in Main Street Boys.

"(in reference to tetris) It just raped me." — Anthony McGrath

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 31 May 2009 at 08:20 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Toilet paper cereal?" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 28 May 2009 at 01:14 pm in Ex-memphis.

"There are some people who just never have fun" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 May 2009 at 08:15 pm in 2KP.

"I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 24 May 2009 at 02:56 pm in 2KP.

"I've just realised how different it's going to be living with people." — PM H

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:04 pm in Whitehouse.

"I have too many friends." — Mel

5 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:04 pm in Whitehouse.

"My father wants to be my relative." — Mel

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:04 pm in Whitehouse.

"Chips aren't instant! You have to cook them for 20min AND heat it up first... it takes nearly 3/4 of an hour!" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:03 pm in Whitehouse.

"Everything has to be my way." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:02 pm in Whitehouse.

"Enough is not enough!" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 07:00 pm in Whitehouse.

"Kirsten... oh yeah, she's the one with the foot." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:53 pm in Whitehouse.

"I have a thing for chairs." — vanTalerie

4 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:52 pm in Whitehouse.

"Violence is so much better" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:51 pm in Whitehouse.

"It's a weird thing for guys to be into... cats can't beat you up" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:51 pm in Whitehouse.

"Kirsten: My friends would be interested in a dress-up party
Peter: Oh yeah, mine too"
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:48 pm in Whitehouse.

"It doesn't need to be accurate, I am Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha!" — Nick Dawbin

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:47 pm in 2KP.

"I don't like horses, I'm on a sheep." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:47 pm in Whitehouse.

"Ok, enough gossiping... actually we can keep gossiping. " — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:46 pm in Whitehouse.

"Communist leaders get stuffed." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:44 pm in Whitehouse.

"Kirsten: We're going to change the world.
Peta-Maria: Yep, and we've got to discuss it first."
— PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:43 pm in Whitehouse.

"Then there's the people who embody the crazy cow game... you think you've got them all figured out but nooo... the red head goes with the green body." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:41 pm in Whitehouse.

"I think I could be a better missionary if I had a British accent." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:41 pm in Whitehouse.

"('feline' and 'female') Oh well they both have fe in them, it's just one's a line and one's a male." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:38 pm in Whitehouse.

"Retreat... more like an intensive concentration camp (referring to CU committee retreats)" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:37 pm in Whitehouse.

"Girls who work at the bakery are better than girls who work at the deli." — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:33 pm in Whitehouse.

"I think Canterbury likes us." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:33 pm in Whitehouse.

"Sarah is having a boyfriend." — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:32 pm in Whitehouse.

"It's like being pregnant but more painful." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:31 pm in Whitehouse.

"If you stay here you can have a birthday." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:30 pm in Whitehouse.

"Your husbands can all die at age 60... ok fine, 70, and we can all live together for the next ten years and then die too!" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:30 pm in Whitehouse.

"God is our father and Kirsten is our mother." — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:29 pm in Whitehouse.

"We're like an old married couple, the four of us." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:28 pm in Whitehouse.

"We could arrange for some [dead bodies]" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:26 pm in Whitehouse.

"There's this one knife, it's really very aesthetically pleasing..." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:25 pm in Whitehouse.

"Oh yeah, it's your funeral tomorrow (Sarah). " — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:24 pm in Whitehouse.

"We should shut that off and just die." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:24 pm in Whitehouse.

"I wouldn't really have a problem with licking the toilet seat." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:23 pm in Whitehouse.

"I get invigorated by people when I'm leaving them." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:23 pm in Whitehouse.

"I want to live alone." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:22 pm in Whitehouse.

"You want THAT body forever? (to Josh)" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:22 pm in Whitehouse.

"I have no feelings." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:14 pm in Whitehouse.

"Mono: It's the thought that counts.
Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips."
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:00 pm in Misc.

"also one of the babies is also pregnant" — Mr.Fusion

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Lewisham on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 10:54 am in EIS.

"You can cook yourself in the microwave first." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:09 pm in Whitehouse.

"I'm not serious.
I'm being sarcastic.
I'm not joking."
— qwandor

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:06 pm in Whitehouse.

"Sarah I love you and I want to have your ba- wait, that doesn't quite work, does it?" — Richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:04 pm in Whitehouse.

"I like boys.
...Well I do!"
— Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:01 pm in Whitehouse.

"Evil isn't like confronting an army... it's like having a bath" — Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 08:50 pm in Whitehouse.

"If I had a friend... not that I do, but if I did..." — Mel

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 08:46 pm in Whitehouse.

"Gimli needs to take a dump." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 21 May 2009 at 01:37 pm in ProjectX.

Natalie: "Hitler was Christian"
Hamish: "No, he was Austrian"
— Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:39 pm in Unit 126.

Natalie: "I forget that you aren't girls"
Matthew: "Yet"
Jack: "I don't get it, why are we all going to be chicks later?"
— Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:38 pm in Unit 126.

Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week"
Simon: "Nah"
— simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:38 pm in Unit 126.

"After Satan, Woman is the root of evil" — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:37 pm in Unit 126.

"He's stroking his elephant" — Ash Dangerfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:36 pm in Unit 126.

"Scarfs don't have numbers" — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:36 pm in Unit 126.

"Come on Ash, take your paints off" — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:35 pm in Unit 126.

"Is your mum coming or mine?" — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:35 pm in Unit 126.

"You could play just wearing socks" — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:35 pm in Unit 126.

"And then they have a black baby. What to do with it? Eat it? kill it? or..." — Hamish Stewart

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:35 pm in Unit 126.

"[I would turn gay for] A black man, as he would satisfy my needs." — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:34 pm in Unit 126.

"I really want to do it" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in Unit 126.

"How did Noah make Africans?" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in Unit 126.

"There's a lot of random crap in the bible" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in Unit 126.

"You look like a tree branch" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in Unit 126.

"I had sock tits" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:32 pm in Unit 126.

"I'm showing you you're real Jared" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:32 pm in Unit 126.

"I drank his water" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:31 pm in Unit 126.

"Is that a camera? Are you filming my crotch?" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:31 pm in Unit 126.

"I hit myself in my..." — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:31 pm in Unit 126.

"You like to climb your man, don't you James?" — Jack Sutherland

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:30 pm in Unit 126.

"Juicy James" — Sarah Hughes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:29 pm in Unit 126.

"Just get back into bed" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 pm in Unit 126.

"Where's my spleen? I want to grab it." — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 pm in Unit 126.

"I'm hilarious" — Natalie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:26 pm in Unit 126.

"Jack, you are so gay" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:26 pm in Unit 126.

"Why did God allow Simon to live?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:23 pm in Unit 126.

"I like to see how far I can push it" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:23 pm in Unit 126.

"What talents do you have Ash?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:23 pm in Unit 126.

"Chop up little kids and put them in the car" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:22 pm in Unit 126.

"There's something funny about flinging poo" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:22 pm in Unit 126.

"I'll pac your man" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:21 pm in Unit 126.

"It's ok, I'm used to guys staring at me" — PM H

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 15 May 2009 at 07:53 pm in VUWCU.

"Next week, on 40 Hours With Josh..." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:12 am in 2KP.

"All meaning comes from Nick" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"I don't know. How tall are catholics?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"I understand less than I speak" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"It's survival of the fattest!" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:10 am in 2KP.

"So wait, I'm just a gondola away from achieving this! (rolling to and from work)" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:10 am in 2KP.

"Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:09 am in 2KP.

"It's a Jesus potato." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:07 am in 2KP.

"that was supposed to be a really humane rat trap! We don't have any tomatoes!" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:07 am in 2KP.

"Melody secreted eggs in here..." — Kirsten Meyer

3 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:06 am in 2KP.

"Karen, what kind of Asian are you?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:04 am in 2KP.

"Ok, how do you know my nun?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:04 am in 2KP.

"Yes, yes, I'm aware of Jesus" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:03 am in 2KP.

"Josh, you keep shedding food." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:02 am in 2KP.

"Some people look at it and see a women, some people look at it and see a fish." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 11 May 2009 at 11:20 am in ProjectX.

"That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:26 pm in 2KP.

"Do you want to go cat hunting?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:19 pm in 2KP.

"Why does my name look so catholic?" — Jon Lee

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:15 pm in 2KP.

"That's what you have nose hairs for. So they can filter out the ghosts so that they don't filter in and change your personality" — Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:14 pm in 2KP.

"So pour your drink over your hands!" — qwandor

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:07 pm in 2KP.

"Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:00 pm in 2KP.

"Why is my arse wet?" — Melissa

1 comment. Quoted by avatar yomcat on Friday 08 May 2009 at 08:46 pm in M&M's.

"I can't remember what dipsticks usually look like" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 08 May 2009 at 05:47 pm in 2KP.

"Gimme a Yak, I've got lots of shaving to do." — Nahum

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 08 May 2009 at 04:40 pm in ProjectX.

"drug scramble!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 May 2009 at 01:30 am in Cubed.

"Where's old what's his feces?" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Wednesday 06 May 2009 at 08:46 pm in Main Street Boys.

(with emotion) "It's going in!" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 06 May 2009 at 06:31 pm in Interface.

(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally? — Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in 2KP.

"you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 10:33 pm in 2KP.

"Life goes on without you or with you" — writteninr3d

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:06 pm in Cubed.

"I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big." — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:06 pm in VUWCU.

"In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:05 pm in Cubed.

"See that, that is Natasha Bedingfield, and that is Daniel Bedingfield without a head" — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:03 pm in Cubed.

Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"

Josh: "read the book of leviticus"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:02 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"

Josh: "No, never trust English people"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:01 pm in Cubed.

"Is that a cow, or is it a gorilla?" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:59 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Josh"

Josh: "Yes?"

Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language"

Josh: "How do you know?"

Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?"
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:59 pm in Cubed.

"Ask the dog, cause I can talk to animals" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:56 pm in Cubed.

"Paul, how does it feel to be intelligent?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:55 pm in Cubed.

"Sometimes situations happen" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:54 pm in Cubed.

"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:52 pm in Cubed.

"This is my underground laboratory" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:52 pm in Cubed.

"Dogs don't go moo" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:51 pm in Cubed.

"A library of sand" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:50 pm in Cubed.

"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 pm in Cubed.

"you can have Jesus back" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "you guys are all crazy"

Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:48 pm in Cubed.

"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water" — shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:47 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."

Paul: "Ants don't make honey."

Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:46 pm in Cubed.

"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:44 pm in Cubed.

"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:42 pm in Cubed.

"It's ok everybody, Jesus is alive" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:39 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck"

Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum"
— Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:38 pm in Cubed.

"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:37 pm in Cubed.

"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:36 pm in Cubed.

"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:35 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"

Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)

Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:33 pm in Cubed.

"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:31 pm in Cubed.

Shirley: "So what's your favourite food, what do you like to eat?"

Josh: "Lasagne!"

Shoeshine: "Pizza!"

Ben: "Chocolate!

Paul: "Yeah, I think a mix..."
— Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:29 pm in Cubed.

"Guest starring Ben. Yah!" — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:27 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing"

Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny"

Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:25 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."

Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"

Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:23 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "We apologise for Shoeshine talking"

Paul: "Sorry, we want you to do it all in sign language"
— Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:22 pm in Cubed.

Shirley: "How did you get the band name Cubed?"

Paul: "Every other name was taken wasn't it?"
— Paul McConachy

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:20 pm in Cubed.

Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?"

Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people"
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:15 pm in Cubed.

"I usually focus on one thing, and then... (turns around) ooh" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:14 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"

Josh: "We can't afford them"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:13 pm in Cubed.

Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs"

Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:11 pm in Cubed.

(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?"

Paul: "It looks like a gorilla"
— Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:10 pm in Cubed.

(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:08 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking"
Paul: "hahahahaha"
Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul"
— Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:05 pm in Cubed.

"I'm smelling the remains." — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 01 May 2009 at 03:30 pm in ProjectX.

"...trolling public transport with my arse..." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar thesquib on Thursday 30 April 2009 at 03:45 pm in Ex-memphis.

"I'm not sure what it's called when you upset people by making an offensive smell." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 30 April 2009 at 03:44 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Oh crap, I've got fline swu" — Paul McConachy

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 09:15 pm in Main Street Boys.

"the fresh prince of ballet." — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 09:13 pm in Main Street Boys.

"John: “Just don't lick anyone.” Gaetan: “Whoops.”" — Gaetan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 28 April 2009 at 04:24 pm in ProjectX.

"I was going to say that I had a different sort of Sharpie in my pocket, but actually I left it at home." — Donald Gordon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 24 April 2009 at 04:44 pm in Ex-memphis.

"If we were going to just stick to the letter of the law, we should do it everywhere, and do a proper half-arsed job." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 22 April 2009 at 02:38 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Happy, happy, crit, dead" — Paley Li

1 comment. Quoted by avatar stephen on Wednesday 22 April 2009 at 01:51 pm in Memphis.

Donald: "I have a new device for Chris James to port to."
Chris: "Your pants?"
— Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 15 April 2009 at 10:09 am in Ex-memphis.

"Hey Thong, can you try taste one of these and see if it's salty enough?" — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 14 April 2009 at 02:48 pm in ProjectX.

"He proved it, with math." — John Clegg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 14 April 2009 at 10:39 am in ProjectX.

"I have to get up fifteen minutes early to get through the stuff on my floor." — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 13 April 2009 at 03:57 am in Main Street Boys.

"The thing is, I've played lots of role playing games over the years..." — Nahum

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 09 April 2009 at 04:02 pm in ProjectX.

Sam: "So you're hangry then."
Chris: "Hangry?"
Sam: "Hungry and angry."
— thesquib

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 08 April 2009 at 05:18 pm in Ex-memphis.

"Vipul, why are you wearing clothes?" — Ian Welsh

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Aly on Tuesday 07 April 2009 at 02:08 pm in Memphis.

"You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar databmoose on Monday 06 April 2009 at 05:41 pm in Misc.

"There's music for the wall?" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 06 April 2009 at 11:34 am in Ex-memphis.

"I'm trying to get you off." — Raja

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 03 April 2009 at 03:02 pm in ProjectX.

"I'd be good around dead bodies." — Nahum

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 03 April 2009 at 11:26 am in ProjectX.

"He is little in many ways." — Fiona McKenzie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 11:59 pm in M&M's.

"It was all very ... incestual, without the actual incest.
He wasn't the one who was licking my feet, so it was alright."
— Fiona McKenzie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 11:58 pm in M&M's.

"He's English, but has a facade of being completely normal." — Fiona McKenzie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 11:57 pm in M&M's.

"[Thong] needs to dispose of a bloody bed." — John Clegg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 03:32 pm in ProjectX.

"It is an aluminium one, and I did not sniff it." — qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar databmoose on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 03:21 am in Facebook.

Neil: "Alli told me you broke your tool."
Stephen: "It didn't break, it just didn't fit properly."
— stephen

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 05:37 pm in Memphis.

"Sorry Andrew, I'm creepy." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 05:06 pm in Memphis.

"What is the thing which you can't see? They were showing it off in the demos." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 12:03 pm in Memphis.

"Stephen: I could get out my iPod shuffle. Vipul: And do what? Stephen: Sniff it!" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 11:09 am in Memphis.

"I enjoy bananas... frequently." — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 24 March 2009 at 07:48 pm in ProjectX.

"Try not to change too much stuff, or I'll kill you." — Thong

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 24 March 2009 at 07:05 pm in ProjectX.

"If at first you don't succeed, try try try again... With another girl. " — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 March 2009 at 07:50 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Have you tried plastic fork?" — memphis-stereo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 22 March 2009 at 08:05 pm in Memphis.

"You guys are nasty ... but I like it!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 18 March 2009 at 11:52 pm in Memphis.

"I don't have to pretend to be Boris anymore!" — Thong

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Wednesday 18 March 2009 at 11:13 am in ProjectX.

"There were first years. And then there was food." — Melanie Nelson

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 16 March 2009 at 06:50 pm in Memphis.

"I've come up with a cunning plan. It's cunning in its cunningness. I'm using aspects to weave my reporting into my aspects." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 11 March 2009 at 02:09 pm in Memphis.

"Maybe you have dirty contacts?" — qwandor

3 comments. Quoted by avatar stephen on Tuesday 10 March 2009 at 11:42 am in Memphis.

"Misogynous, okay, I get that, like: male." — Teresa Edge

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 08 March 2009 at 05:53 pm in Raroa Road flat.

(to Richard) "Give me one of your nuts, from the sack." — Stevie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 08 March 2009 at 05:52 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"I only saw two balls there." — superspring

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 05 March 2009 at 06:59 pm in ProjectX.

"You can't do some things to machines that you can do to people." — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 05 March 2009 at 06:58 pm in ProjectX.

"I just want to do something. Without doing anything. You know what I mean." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 March 2009 at 02:55 pm in Memphis.

"Do you like leather, Felix?" — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 02 March 2009 at 06:28 pm in ProjectX.

"Stephen's a closet bassoon player." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 March 2009 at 11:42 am in Memphis.

"Apparently false is not true." — Stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 27 February 2009 at 06:03 pm in ProjectX.

"Anyway, I'll finish off my nails later." — Stevie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 February 2009 at 10:10 pm in Raroa Road flat.

(pointing at a magnet on the fridge) "Oh, that's not the flat card, is it?" — Daniel M

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 February 2009 at 10:08 pm in Raroa Road flat.

"What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Tuesday 24 February 2009 at 06:24 pm in Main Street Boys.

"She was bugly" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 09:47 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt
You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:32 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Sweet, sweet, webcam love." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:29 pm in Main Street Boys.

"And a cardboard cut-out lady" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:29 pm in Main Street Boys.

"We could all put our beds in that room and use the rest as a flipping orgy." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:24 pm in Main Street Boys.

"We should subdivide the garage and have some israelis in there." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:22 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Yeah, they'll be above 18 though, no worries." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:20 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I borrowed your bikini" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:19 pm in Main Street Boys.

"It works alot better when you wear a G-String" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:17 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Well, can you catch AIDS from earwax?" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 11:03 pm in 2KP.

"What number is... 2?" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 05:07 pm in Memphis.

"Is there a God?" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 02:44 pm in 2KP.

"Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome." — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 18 February 2009 at 11:23 am in 2KP.

"I saw a bucket move!" — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 17 February 2009 at 05:51 pm in ProjectX.

"Stephen's not here, so I can't drive him up the wall." — Alex Potanin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 16 February 2009 at 04:36 pm in Memphis.

"I like your squiggle." — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 16 February 2009 at 10:56 am in ProjectX.

"I don't have too many viruses because I don't use Windows that often." — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Sunday 15 February 2009 at 08:14 pm in ProjectX.

"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 13 February 2009 at 12:12 pm in Memphis.

"It's the socially acceptable way of stalking." — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Wednesday 11 February 2009 at 01:52 pm in ProjectX.

"I like to make my brother walk off cliffs." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 11 February 2009 at 01:39 pm in Memphis.

"Use all of your Romanian energy" — janet

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mark on Tuesday 10 February 2009 at 07:51 pm in Walbrans.

"You're so easy to rark up!" — janet

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mark on Tuesday 10 February 2009 at 07:18 pm in Walbrans.

"What's Tim got that's big?" — janet

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mark on Tuesday 10 February 2009 at 07:17 pm in Walbrans.

"Character 47, where's character 47?!?!" — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 10 February 2009 at 03:10 pm in ProjectX.

"Yo mamma so fat she has to index her shoelaces to find them." — Stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 10 February 2009 at 02:58 pm in ProjectX.

"I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 04 February 2009 at 07:38 pm in Memphis.

"I could sing for walnuts." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 04 February 2009 at 03:26 pm in Memphis.

(about African children) "They're expensive now. $1.50." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 12:57 pm in Memphis.

"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 12:06 pm in Memphis.

"Project, as in Project." — John Clegg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 10:52 am in ProjectX.

(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 February 2009 at 09:45 pm in 2KP.

"You are so easy to rark up!" — Mark

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar janet on Monday 02 February 2009 at 09:42 pm in Walbrans.

"You're white right? I keep forgetting." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 February 2009 at 02:40 pm in Memphis.

"I was formal. Until I got soaked in beer." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 30 January 2009 at 03:02 pm in Memphis.

"If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?" — Comradepara

1 comment. Quoted by avatar superspring on Thursday 29 January 2009 at 11:51 pm in ProjectX.

"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital.
...
Repairing their computer."
— Comradepara

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 28 January 2009 at 11:16 pm in Memphis.

"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 27 January 2009 at 02:44 pm in Memphis.

Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?"
Alex: "We'll have to find out."
— Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 27 January 2009 at 01:49 pm in Memphis.

"You've got to chuck out the black ones." — Alex Holkner

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 26 January 2009 at 02:40 pm in Memphis.

(to Stevie, about Richard, as he and Sarah go into the corridor to say goodbye) "He will meet you outside in 2 minutes. That's all it takes." — PM H

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 25 January 2009 at 05:23 pm in Whitehouse.

"I think Irish people are tasty." — Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 25 January 2009 at 05:18 pm in 2KP.

"The older I get, the more I want to elope." — Ruth Lum

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:46 am in 2KP.

"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:45 am in 2KP.

(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:44 am in 2KP.

"I'd like to go to a nudist beach.
...
I would!"
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:42 am in 2KP.

"Where would you find knitting recipes?" — Peter

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:41 am in 2KP.

"Me and my Māori boyfriends used to knit." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:40 am in 2KP.

"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days.
I'll have to shave them before I brush them."
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:39 am in 2KP.

"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:39 am in 2KP.

"I'm so over being a man." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:37 am in 2KP.

Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?"
Peter: "It's like a tea-towel."
...
Josiah: "Do you mean an apron?
...
It must be something to do with Peter's head."
— Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:37 am in 2KP.

(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:36 am in 2KP.

Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her."
Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?"
Ruth: "It was given to me!"
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:35 am in 2KP.

(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.)
"Is that what electricity looks like?
...
I don't know, I don't do science."
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:33 am in 2KP.

"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:32 am in 2KP.

Peter: "Are you actually blonde?"
Ruth: "I've got blonde roots."
Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?"
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:32 am in 2KP.

Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..."
Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:31 am in 2KP.

Peter: "I hate bringing my work home."
Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:30 am in 2KP.

(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:28 am in 2KP.

(about a Valentines Day party) "I'm keen eh!" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:28 am in 2KP.

"The first one I pick up is AIDS." — Sharon Gao

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 17 January 2009 at 12:22 am in COMP307 2007.

"Some people die when they're finished." — Sharon Gao

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 17 January 2009 at 12:18 am in COMP307 2007.

"(to Neil) Are you free tonight? ... late, tonight?" — Clinton Scott

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 16 January 2009 at 02:41 pm in Memphis.

"(to Hugh) Don't make me... don't get water on me." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 14 January 2009 at 01:52 pm in Memphis.

"I'm sure you do, I'm just making sure you do." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 05 January 2009 at 10:07 pm in Walbrans.

Mark: "What animal is ham from?"
Janet: "Hamster." (bursts out laughing)
— janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 05 January 2009 at 03:21 pm in Walbrans.

"If you can't find it you can pass it to me." — janet

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 02 January 2009 at 10:07 pm in Walbrans.

"Whats a geometry?" — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Tuesday 23 December 2008 at 03:10 pm in ProjectX.

"I haven't greped in a long time" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 22 December 2008 at 11:41 am in ProjectX.

"It's so much better when its unplanned." — Michael Mudge

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 19 December 2008 at 12:47 pm in Memphis.

"I've just been invited to hug that Jew." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 16 December 2008 at 02:15 pm in Memphis.

"Vipul: I do have a secret stash of spoons and forks. Stephen: You could use it to make a fork bomb!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 15 December 2008 at 02:23 pm in Memphis.

"I know how much you like purple" — Daniel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 15 December 2008 at 10:11 am in ProjectX.

"You guys are filthy and I want it anyway." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 12 December 2008 at 11:43 pm in Memphis.

"There's only one thing better than an attractive women, an attractive women with a box." — superspring

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 12 December 2008 at 02:53 pm in ProjectX.

"My naked offer stands for you too, Stephen." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 11 December 2008 at 02:43 pm in Memphis.

"We waxed one of my mates for fun, on a ski trip." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 10 December 2008 at 02:12 pm in Memphis.

"Hugh: I've been doing it by myself for years. Neil: That's what she said." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 10 December 2008 at 01:46 pm in Memphis.

"We need to think like a phonebook" — John Clegg

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Wednesday 10 December 2008 at 11:32 am in ProjectX.

"Did someone satisfy you? With nuts?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 08 December 2008 at 11:11 am in Memphis.

"I like to wear speedos." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 05 December 2008 at 01:04 pm in Memphis.

"I've seen bigger!" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:55 am in Memphis.

"I don't know why it got so big." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:32 am in Memphis.

"I don't know how it got so big." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:32 am in Memphis.

"Needs more probing!!!!" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 26 November 2008 at 03:32 pm in Memphis.

"Why can't I be shallow for four years?" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 25 November 2008 at 01:05 pm in Memphis.

"for(var i=0;i<data.length;i) {..}" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Monday 24 November 2008 at 12:05 pm in ProjectX.

"I'm seldom hot." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 21 November 2008 at 05:21 pm in Memphis.

"It's a coat hanger, for emergencies" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 21 November 2008 at 01:05 pm in ProjectX.

"I've never noticed that error, I thought it was normal" — Boris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 21 November 2008 at 01:04 pm in ProjectX.

"It's like a violin case, except it's a coat hanger" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar superspring on Friday 21 November 2008 at 01:02 pm in ProjectX.

"Took me four tries to find the right entrance." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 11 November 2008 at 06:02 pm in Memphis.

"Doors are for losers, real men use windows!" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Saturday 08 November 2008 at 02:14 pm in Memphis.

"I am going to have a terminal party, no-one shall survive." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 05 November 2008 at 04:17 pm in Memphis.

"I'd be a good looking women." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 01:02 pm in Memphis.

"Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:51 pm in Memphis.

"I don't know if he's black or not." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:50 pm in Memphis.

"I love Tim in little doses." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:37 pm in Memphis.

"Was this a women, or an animal?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:34 pm in Memphis.

"Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 29 October 2008 at 01:22 pm in Memphis.

"Mina: Hey, wanna rape me down an alley? Kyle: Not me!" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 29 October 2008 at 01:13 pm in Memphis.

"Hey, wanna rape me down an alley?" — Mina Al-Khudairy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 28 October 2008 at 04:07 pm in Memphis.

"I want to be mindless and without future." — Dmitri Koudrin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Saturday 25 October 2008 at 01:41 pm in Memphis.

"If you don't punch a monkey, you're a traitor to your species." — Stuart Marshall

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 23 October 2008 at 03:27 pm in Memphis.

"I've been threatened with an apple before..." — Peter Komisarczuk

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 20 October 2008 at 04:17 pm in Memphis.

"It's kinda scary when it pops out in front of you." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 17 October 2008 at 11:55 am in Memphis.

"I can't be fucked!" — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 15 October 2008 at 04:49 pm in Memphis.

"Put the appendix in the body." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 13 October 2008 at 12:59 am in Memphis.

"I need Vipul, and a dog." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 12 October 2008 at 04:55 pm in Memphis.

"I'll be back, with a knife." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 12 October 2008 at 03:07 pm in Memphis.

"I saw the goats, they're sexy goats, I'll give you that much." — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 06 October 2008 at 04:39 pm in Memphis.

"Wanna Nail?" — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 06 October 2008 at 12:39 pm in Memphis.

"Kyle: I think me and Kris should be together. Kris: What colour are your balls?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 03 October 2008 at 01:30 pm in Memphis.

"Andrew pleased Alex yesterday, and I was wondering how I could do it." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 01 October 2008 at 12:07 pm in Memphis.

"I wish I could please Alex." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 30 September 2008 at 04:18 pm in Memphis.

"I have a very sad and lonely life." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 29 September 2008 at 10:21 pm in Memphis.

"It's not gay if the balls don't touch." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 26 September 2008 at 12:13 pm in Memphis.

"I wouldn't wait, I'd just go kill people in real life." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 04:38 pm in Memphis.

"Paley: Both ways seem really tight. Cat: That's what she said." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 03:59 pm in Memphis.

"It has to travel up dick." — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 03:51 pm in Memphis.

"40, 3, what's the difference." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 24 September 2008 at 11:59 am in Memphis.

"I lost 4, that's more than half of 5." — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 24 September 2008 at 11:58 am in Memphis.

"I love this girl. I think she's affection. I can't get it off." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 21 September 2008 at 01:05 am in Memphis.

"This long is too long, why is it too long?" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 19 September 2008 at 11:50 am in Memphis.

"I just said it was dead, I didn't say it wasn't alive." — Jessica Campbell

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 17 September 2008 at 06:28 pm in Memphis.

"You guys are obsessed with Snickers, seriously." — superspring

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 17 September 2008 at 05:00 pm in Memphis.

"I ain't a bath tub." — Dmitri Koudrin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 15 September 2008 at 05:52 pm in Memphis.

"Can we have a toilet break?" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Four on four action!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"What can I say, I can't hang onto the nipple." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Do you want to take him with you?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"He's the kind of guy who would have an eight way." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I shouldnt have done what I did with the kitty." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"No drink, No dildo." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy chewing on my nuts." — Seby Kruger

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I got to play with his wee." — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"My bower is bigger!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Have fun with the kitty." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Go grind yourself." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"It's really hard to see when it gets dark. It's really annoying." — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Everyone! Stand on the condom!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I was looking for STDs." — Luke McCrohon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Can't get it up!" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Lets get my stuff and go home together." — Constantine Dymnikov

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"What are they called again? Adjectives?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I ate a sausage every hour." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"You don't fix your baby unless you don't want grandkids." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I can't do it with something this floppy." — Blaise Drinkwater

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"This is orgy programming! Everyone is just sticking in whatever they want!" — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I have a lot of trouble taking out hunks." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"We should go sleep with her" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Nipple Him" — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Do you want to feel it?" — Rose Miao

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can go up, right, left and down" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I was trying to get it up but i couldnt find the sticky stuff" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 11 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Feel mine and feel his" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 08 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"The age old problem - Where do i stick it?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Saturday 06 October 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I am a triangle" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 27 September 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I talked to her on the phone on Monday and you wouldn't know she was blind at all" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 26 September 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Pounding the Virgin slot" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 03 September 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I very seldom use undo. I don't make mistakes" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 03 September 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I'm currently doing Vipul" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 01 August 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I'd better work on this anal output" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 July 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Let's abstract this, cars are just moving walls" — Constantine Dymnikov

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 08 June 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Portégé, it's like how you spell cabbage." — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 30 May 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I have a hole, oh noes" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 29 May 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Andrew, use a fork" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 24 May 2007 at 12:58 pm in Memphis.

"And then we started Rasterbating" — vipul

1 comment. Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 24 May 2007 at 12:52 pm in Memphis.

"There is no line 42 damnit!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 23 May 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Think of us as your practice girlfriend" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 10 May 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I was there when Eddie exploded" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 08 May 2007 at 10:59 pm in Memphis.

"Worst user interface ever... I think this tops the hell website(on stereo)" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 08 May 2007 at 10:48 pm in Memphis.

"Offer him sexual fevers" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Saturday 05 May 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"I feel like tearing off my clothes and going into battle" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 04 April 2007 at 12:00 pm in Memphis.

"Penetration tester's wet dream" — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I actually liked it harder" — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"It's like Bender porn" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Opera has built-in G-String, doesn't it?”" — Matt Bonniface

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Last time I left it too late, I almost screwed myself!" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Have you fingered me yet?" — Seby Kruger

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Ow, my arse" — Sam Hegarty

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Where's Ben's twat gone?" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"I hate people who use fractions, they should all be rounded up" — Luke McCrohon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Seriously, feel it, touch it, touch it" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Never google 'Latex Centerfold'" — Neil Bertram

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Neil [Leslie] has his finger in International Students" — Kim Chirnside

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"When I saw Kim this morning, I was so excited I unzipped my pants!" — David Keane

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"What?" — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"Polynomials are your friend!" — Rod Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.

"(while drunk) They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm in Memphis.
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