"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:50 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:49 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Sunday 01 January 2012 at 11:33 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:11 am in Palmy Peeps.

"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:00 am in Palmy Peeps.

"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:57 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:45 pm in Mercury St Flat.

"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:52 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Michael - "What's that smell?"
Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:51 pm in Palmy Peeps.

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