"I'm the third person to use the toilet but the first one to use the toilet paper and the soap." — Melissa Welsh

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"He slobbered all over me and licked all the sweat off my chest." — Esther Welsh

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"And then you'll get raped and we'll laugh" — Susan Welsh

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"Ivan: I haven't gotten you out of your pants.
Susan: You haven't really tried yet."
— Susan Welsh

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"Ivan, you have such good eyes." — Susan Welsh

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"Who knows what a fish looks like from a satellite picture?" — Ivan Welsh

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"Sheep, get in the fish." — Ivan Welsh

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"This is not a nice place to get raped. It's not nice, like in Wellington." — yomcat

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"You'll probably get in there and find it's all tampons." — Ivan Welsh

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