"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 05 December 2009 at 11:26 pm.

"Men are funny" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 November 2009 at 03:13 pm.

"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 02:01 pm.

"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 01:51 pm.

"You're not wearing undies are you?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 05:31 pm.

"Josh: So what happens next?
Shoeshine: I take my clothes off"
— shoeshine

7 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 02:45 pm.

"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:17 pm.

"I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night." — shoeshine

14 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:11 pm.

"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet?
Josh: Well you just meet them
Shoeshine: But you don't!"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:57 pm.

"Darkness is the absence of light.
Boot is the absence of car."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:55 pm.