"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom
"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom
"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine
"Josh: So what happens next?
Shoeshine: I take my clothes off" — shoeshine
"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet?
Josh: Well you just meet them
Shoeshine: But you don't!" — shoeshine
"Darkness is the absence of light.
Boot is the absence of car." — shoeshine