"I bet desserts came very quickly after agriculture." — Luca Winer

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"Why are you jumping up and down?" "I'm fossilising a giraffe!" — Matthew Bayliss

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"Where would I find a dingo in bloody Karori?" — Caitlin Clarke

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(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:06 pm in Kat Ranch.

"We should do some cramping (krumping)." — Joey Huang

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"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan

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Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?"
Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..." — Hayden Simmonds

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:04 pm in Kat Ranch.

(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds

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(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan

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Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses."
Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l."
Lisa: "What - gases?" — Lisa Bevan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 01 March 2013 at 04:00 pm in Kat Ranch.

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