"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

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"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

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"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

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Matt - "I am the master of relationships."

Mono - "And poo." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 01:38 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Matt - "I did a poo this morning."

Mono - "The one you txted about?" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 01:26 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:31 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 12:25 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave
Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave
Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across)
Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 10:32 pm in Pemberley.

"Any game is better when you kill nazis" — nameJono Cooke

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"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 01 January 2012 at 11:33 pm in Palmy Peeps.

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