"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause
Tim: does that mean there was another pause?
Simon: a menopause?"
— simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 06:14 pm in VUWCU.

"You know, you should really try quoting me." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 08:17 pm in Scots College.

"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 30 June 2009 at 04:31 pm in Scots College.

"Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatar yomcat on Sunday 07 June 2009 at 09:10 pm in All Saints.

Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week"
Simon: "Nah"
— simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:38 pm in Unit 126.

"Just get back into bed" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 pm in Unit 126.

"Where's my spleen? I want to grab it." — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Sunday 17 May 2009 at 10:27 pm in Unit 126.