via text in response to sport:
"Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent"
— Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 01:10 pm in Memphis.

"I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 02:47 pm in Memphis.

"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 13 February 2009 at 12:12 pm in Memphis.

"I like to make my brother walk off cliffs." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 11 February 2009 at 01:39 pm in Memphis.

"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 12:57 pm in Memphis.

"I'd be a good looking women." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 01:02 pm in Memphis.

"Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:51 pm in Memphis.

"I love Tim in little doses." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:37 pm in Memphis.

"Was this a women, or an animal?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:34 pm in Memphis.

"Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 29 October 2008 at 01:22 pm in Memphis.