Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?"
Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..."
— Hayden Simmonds

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(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds

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(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?"
Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was."
— Hayden Simmonds

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"How do you make holy water?" — Hayden Simmonds

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Joey: "I better tell these people."
Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?"
— Hayden Simmonds

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"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds

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"My butt is running out." — Hayden Simmonds

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"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds

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"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds

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