"Why are you jumping up and down?" "I'm fossilising a giraffe!" — Matthew Bayliss

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"Where would I find a dingo in bloody Karori?" — Caitlin Clarke

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"No, it's my period because the wall of my uterus burst." — Ivan Welsh

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"(to Susan) Do you want to come and feel my chest?" — yomcat

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"Shoot! I broke your fridge!" — Esther Welsh

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