"There are red rocks - oh no that's Mars..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:45 pm in Pemberley.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:28 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:26 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches?
Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 05 February 2012 at 09:00 pm in Pemberley.

"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 January 2012 at 02:13 pm in Pemberley.

Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..."
Shoes - "Through the bronze age."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:35 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 30 June 2011 at 10:16 pm in Pemberley.

"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 06 April 2011 at 07:21 pm in Pemberley.

"Is it really 2 O Clock?
Like, with zeros and everything?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 02:16 am in Pemberley.

"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 09:35 pm in Pemberley.