"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by tommo39 on Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 10:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I like bell curves." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 11:06 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:41 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 10:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 09:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 03:19 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples?
Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 05:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Friday 18 June 2010 at 11:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

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