"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae

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via text in response to sport:
"Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent"
— Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 01:10 pm.

"I'm sticky" — Clare Lenihan

1 comment. Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:58 pm.

"I have a sheep on my desktop because I'm baaaaaaad" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:57 pm.

Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?"
lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?"
Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?"
— stephen

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 16 October 2009 at 12:53 pm.

"(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ..." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 10:03 pm.

"It looked hilarious when he went down there" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:23 pm.

"If you were down there, I wouldn't go down there" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:22 pm.

Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they must replace it with make-believe code — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:14 pm.

"You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum." — David Pearce

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 05:09 pm.