"It's like fire soccer, but in the middle there's a really big bomb..." — Thomas Graham

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"Hey, what happened to your breasts?" — Joe McMenamin

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"No! Don't cut your foot open this time" — Joe McMenamin

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Natalie: "Hitler was Christian"
Hamish: "No, he was Austrian"
— Hamish Stewart

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Natalie: "I forget that you aren't girls"
Matthew: "Yet"
Jack: "I don't get it, why are we all going to be chicks later?"
— Jack Sutherland

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Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week"
Simon: "Nah"
— simon_w

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"After Satan, Woman is the root of evil" — Hamish Stewart

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"He's stroking his elephant" — Ash Dangerfield

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"Scarfs don't have numbers" — Hamish Stewart

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"Come on Ash, take your paints off" — Hamish Stewart

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