"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

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"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

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"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

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Matt - "I am the master of relationships."

Mono - "And poo."
— Daniel Eggink

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Matt - "I did a poo this morning."

Mono - "The one you txted about?"
— Daniel Eggink

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"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink

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"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom

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"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

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"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws

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"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws

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