Andrew, reading a sign at the Auckland Domain: "Lovers' walk, to duck pond"
Simon: "That is a rather suggestive sign."
Hannah: "Ducks just poo everywhere."
Andrew: "So do babies." — qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 04 April 2011 at 12:17 pm in TSCF.

"I'm not serious.
I'm being sarcastic.
I'm not joking." — qwandor

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:06 pm in Whitehouse.

"So pour your drink over your hands!" — qwandor

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:07 pm in 2KP.

"It is an aluminium one, and I did not sniff it." — qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar databmoose on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 03:21 am in Facebook.

"Maybe you have dirty contacts?" — qwandor

3 comments. Quoted by avatar stephen on Tuesday 10 March 2009 at 11:42 am in Memphis.

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