theQuotebook: Andrew Walbran

"I'm not serious.
I'm being sarcastic.
I'm not joking." — qwandor

1 comment. Quoted by Mel on Friday 22 May 2009 at 09:06 pm in Whitehouse.

"So pour your drink over your hands!" — qwandor

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:07 pm in 2KP.

"It is an aluminium one, and I did not sniff it." — qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by databmoose on Thursday 26 March 2009 at 03:21 am in Facebook.

"Maybe you have dirty contacts?" — qwandor

3 comments. Quoted by stephen on Tuesday 10 March 2009 at 11:42 am in Memphis.

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... and I cannot lie. — qwandor

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