"How can you look at a rose and see eyebrows?" — Mel

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To Evan & Tim: "You keep going after my balls!" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 10:26 am.

"Just hurry up and get married, Mel!" — Nimmo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:41 pm.

"New Zealand's taking over the world, one cow at a time." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:41 pm.

"Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't" — Mel

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:40 pm.

"Well Europe's not really very... tall." — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:39 pm.

"Karen: The voices in my head tell me that I'm normal.
Esther: The voices in my head tell me you're not normal."
— Karen Lau

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:39 pm.

"Yeah it's true, every year people got shorter... no wait it was the other way 'round - people got taller. I got shorter. " — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:37 pm.

"I'm used to guys staring at me." — PM H

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:36 pm.

"Your face is funny (to Nick)" — PM H

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:36 pm.