"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave
Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave
Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across)
Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 10:32 pm in Pemberley.

"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 21 April 2011 at 11:24 pm in Pemberley.

"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 November 2010 at 04:15 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 09 November 2010 at 09:24 pm in Elim International Church.

"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:09 pm in Elim International Church.

Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job."
Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..."
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:08 pm in Elim International Church.

"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 21 June 2010 at 07:03 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 08:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?"
Josh "TOOL TIME!"
— tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 06:45 pm in The Legends of Magoh.