"You know, you should really try quoting me." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 08:17 pm.

"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 02:16 pm.

"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 03:19 pm.

"If that was the truth, you wouldn't be lying." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Friday 23 October 2009 at 07:35 pm.

"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar simon_w on Tuesday 30 June 2009 at 04:31 pm.

"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!!
Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...."
— Yale.

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Simeon.W on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 05:36 pm.

"That's what she said. And then she got raped." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatar simon_w on Wednesday 24 June 2009 at 06:43 pm.