"they've got such beautiful legs - It's like watching horses race" — Peter
"I'm always having a dance party in Andrew's room." — Daniel Mudford
Stevie: "Or we could just pop some herbals and do some E."
Allan: "I'm all for it, eh." — Allan Chesswas
"Jehovah's Witnesses always seem to have really nice hair in the pictures. It's 'cause they use Dove shampoo." — Daniel Mudford
"If you want to understand why humour is so funny..." — Stevie
"Beating people up is completely different to gay sex though." — Allan Chesswas