"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 11:03 pm.

"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

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"I like bell curves." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 11:06 pm.

Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:49 pm.

"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:41 pm.

"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 10:24 pm.

"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 09:26 pm.

"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine

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"Yeah baby, take them clothes off!" — Keynes

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"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

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