"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris
Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine
"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine
"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine
"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39