"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:33 pm in 2KP.

Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her."
Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?"
Ruth: "It was given to me!"
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:35 am in 2KP.

"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:32 am in 2KP.

Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..."
Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:31 am in 2KP.

Peter: "I hate bringing my work home."
Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:30 am in 2KP.