"I bet desserts came very quickly after agriculture." — Luca Winer
Joey is struggling with a piece of Hayden's car. MJ: "Do you need someone to hold?" — Matthew
(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!" — Lisa Bevan
Joey to Lisa: "That's some nice glasses." Hayden: "What! - just take away the g & the l." Lisa: "What - gases?" — Lisa Bevan
(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul." — Lisa Bevan
(in really serious voice) "Tonight on night night...." — Hayden Simmonds
Joey: "What would Lisa be if she wasn't blond?" Hayden: "...she would be more brunette..." — Hayden Simmonds
"What's that big light in the sky? Ah, it's the moon!" — Lisa Bevan
(Spontaneously made up a song for MJ, to the tune of "Dude looks like a lady") sings "Do it on the table." — Lisa Bevan
Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook." Lisa: "What does he do?" — Lisa Bevan
"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds
[while blowing bubbles] "Ohh, that's Mr Finkle Winkle." — Matthew
Joey: "Sign language..." Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?" — Hayden Simmonds
[Of Joey's computer mouse] "It would be a cordless mouse, except it has a cord attached." — Hannah Murphy
TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!" — Lisa Bevan
"Ohh Grace is straight out, that's not a chinese thing...[Grace is korean]" — Lisa Bevan
[to Joey] "Hey we should do naughty things in Hayden's room & take photos of them, and then show them to Hayden." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "Technology is like sheep." [later, when quoted by Joey] Daniel: "Techno Jesus likes sheep." — Lisa Bevan
[to Hayden] "Do you want wedgies? I mean wedges!!" — Lisa Bevan
[of her toastie filled with baked beans] "It's squeezing out the back door." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "I can't sleep without Rikki..." Hayden: "What!" Lisa: "I said I can't sleep without Rikki...[tick tock tick tock] Ahhhh woops, that's not what I meant." — Lisa Bevan
"We should move the TV in that corner, except you would get the glare from the sun at night." — Lisa Bevan
[Pointing at theology book] "What's the Ology? Study of the?" — Joey Huang
Hayden: "If you were an apple, you'd be delicious." MJ: "If you were an apple, you'd be in my mouth." — Matthew
"I saw it on the brochure, I saw it on facebook, and I saw it in the email and I was like, uh-oh that is so not happening." — Lisa Bevan
[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds
[Lisa and Hayden watching Evan Almighty on TV. As the animals were walking two by two onto the ark in anticipation of the flood] "What about the fish?" — Lisa Bevan
"Wouldn't it be great to be a bird right now. Cause right now they're be thinking hmm worms." — Lisa Bevan
[In regards to ecoli] Hannah: "I take a piece of you with me everywhere I go." Lisa: "And I leave a piece of you behind every time I go." — Lisa Bevan
"Hey we can make small omlettes and call them omlETTES." — Lisa Bevan
[Gets finger stuck in baking paper roll] "I got my finger stuck in my button hole." — Hannah Gloyne
[Rhymes by Gracie] "Apparently you need it for green curry, but I don't know why, I've never made it, but I'll try." — Grace Kim
"If the world was made of chocolate you could eat the broken chair...ew but it will have heaps of fart particles in it. And if you sat on it you would warm it up and make a bum mold." — Lisa Bevan
[Gets her finger stuck in tweezer handle] "Oh come on!" — Hannah Gloyne
"Hello, where did you come from?" - to the hotwater bottle [unborn child] she was sitting on - "unexpected pregnancy." — Lisa Bevan
Proactive Solution Advert: "Are you frustrated with your face?" — Lisa Bevan
Hannah: "How do you pronounce this?" Lisa: "What, bumcatcher?" — Lisa Bevan
"We need 2 people to hold this turd. We make a good turd together Hannah, well, Stephanie's always told me I'm a bum." — Lisa Bevan
"We could eat it on paper towels, then we'll end up eating it with bits of paper in it, then we'll just end up eating our hands." — Lisa Bevan
"Why's the freezer pumping out lots of coldness?" — Hayden Simmonds
Grace: "Do you sleepwalk?" Hayden: "Do I see pork?" — Hayden Simmonds
"I'll show you how to deal with guys who come when I'm not here. Open the door and...kick them where it hurts!" — Thomas Duxfield
Gloyne: "What other pretty picture can I draw?" Grace: "Your teat...Teeth! I mean teeth!" — Grace Kim
[Gloyne lost her phone, Lisa's txt to it once she found it] "We found ur fone, i hav it at the mo." — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "Do you remember.........(silence)" Daniel: "Do you remember?" — Smiley
Murph: "How often does the moon occur?" Lisa: "Once a month." — Lisa Bevan
Jamie: "It's lucky it didn't rain..." Murph: "I think they make jugs waterproof." — Hannah Murphy
"I am doing my essay on constipation...my dog, Barkley, once had constipation..." — Hannah Gloyne
(discussing cross-country running) "Did you run on feet?" — Hayden Simmonds
"When we put it in the fridge, it always gets cold." — Hannah Murphy
Gloynage: "Hannah gave me her glasses to chop the onions with." Lisa: "How did you chop the onions with the glasses?" — Lisa Bevan
Lisa: "He was playing a ukelele." Murph: "While he was driving?" — Hannah Murphy
Lisa: "You had to check yourself out?" Hayden: "Yeah, I had to see how cute I was." — Hayden Simmonds
Joey: "I better tell these people." Hayden heard: "Chinese funeral?" — Hayden Simmonds
Lisa: "Fiona Smith added me as a friend." Hayden heard: "Is a slow cooker your friend?" MJ heard: "You slow cooked a friend?" — Matthew
"I'm surprised the penguins are so big...they are so much smaller on the box." — Hannah Murphy
[in regards to small biscuits] "Hey! We can call them biskettes!" — Lisa Bevan
"...they're not girly girls because they put their hands up people's bums." — Hayden Simmonds
[talking about the Cadbury gorilla] "He reminds me of my dad." — Hannah Murphy
"I better write these down in the quote book before I remember." — Hayden Simmonds
Joey: "Do you wanna go shopping at 1am?" Daniel: "Is that 1am in the afternoon?" — Smiley
Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?" Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey) Hayden: "Yes dear?" — Hayden Simmonds
Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?" Lisa heard: Does your butt work?" — Lisa Bevan
"Advice from the bubble master:be 20cm away from the bubble wandavoid the snakesing to your bubble" — Matthew
[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds
Hayden: [as he is applying his chapstick] "I get dry lips." MJ: "You could get someone to moisten your lips for you." — Matthew
"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds
Lisa: "I think Daniel's got too much on his boat." Hayden: "I think you mean too much on his plate." — Lisa Bevan
[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen] Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum." Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then." — Hayden Simmonds
"I'm going to get someone to write my bibliography." — Lisa Bevan
Joey: "Party like it's 1889." Lisa: "What! When I was born!" [seconds later after realising her mistake] Lisa: "I thought you said 1989, so I could party like a foetus." — Lisa Bevan
[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds
[Daniel walks purposefully down the drive] MJ: "Look, Daniel's going to kill someone." Lisa: "What, really?" — Lisa Bevan
MJ: "The people of All Saints who organize stuff don't even know what's going on." Lisa: "Does that include yourself? You organize some stuff." MJ: "I don't know." Lisa: "Point proven." — Matthew
"Hayden, you've gotta turn that fence into a brick." — Lisa Bevan
"Don't sit on a fence, make it into a wall. It's more comfortable." — Smiley
Hayden: "Hey we should make a story based on words." Lisa: "Whoop, whoop, etc." — Lisa Bevan
Hayden: "Like Grand Theft Auto." MJ: "What? Grab their daughters?" — Matthew
"My skin gets so smooth under the moonlight. (He turns into a supermodel under moonlight)" — Joey Huang
"Isn't stainless steel just a different type of plastic?" — Hayden Simmonds
"I'm really sweaty from that wrestling." — Lady Jo
No comments (yet). Quoted byjimbobaleena on Saturday 14 July 2012 at 09:05 am UTC in Movie night at Jo & Mani's (#2).
"You can play with Kane & talk to Martin at the same time!" — Lady Jo
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"If I pee, will it come out my vagina?" — Kane Morris
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"Do you wanna go check the letterbox and see if my pants are there?" — Mani
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"I'm drying my bum." — Kane Morris
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"Aaah it's going down my onesie!" — jimbobaleena
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"I thought he was cutting his chest hair! I thought i was halucinating!" — Lady Jo
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"Can I have some cock?" — Kane Morris
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"Oh, i thought we were going to FREYBERG to start a fire!" — alanchimws
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"I need food....to pick up my hummis." — Kane Morris
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"How do i touch it?" — Kane Morris
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"Is Tupac dead?? When did he die??" — Kane Morris
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To Kane - "Whats wrong with your face?" — Lady Jo
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"Ok, after the fire we're going to put Kane in my suitcase." — Lady Jo
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"Is she white trash? Cos that's my favourite kind of trash." — Lady Jo
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Jo "I could have been a mob wife" Joe "you still can be? — Lady Jo
No comments (yet). Quoted byMani on Friday 27 April 2012 at 08:38 am UTC in Mani, Jo & adventures with friends.
Jo "oh wow! Is that a boy or a girl?" Manaka "I dunno" (in reference to a picture posted on Jo's facebook page) — Lady Jo
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Jo "James, I just need to say one thing. I got a new toenail today." James "What? Like in the post?" Jo "No, I got it at the beauty therapists. Well, I got most of it today, I get the rest of in in three weeks time." James "Is it on layby?" — Mani
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"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo
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Manaka "Thank God I'm not going to have to put up with you having sex!" Jo "Yes, you can thank God for that." — Mani
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Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress." Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it." — Lady Jo
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"Touching is better with two!" — Lady Jo
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"Ooooh! 111 creeps! Oh no, I mean friends" — Mani
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"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe
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"Yay! Jesus! I'd do him anytime" — Lady Jo
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"I've got a laughing headache" — Lady Jo
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I heard a baby cry today & it made my boobs hurt"- Manaka "How do I unhear that? " Joe — Man Joe
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"if you were my seeing eye dog, I'd be sending you to the pound" — Man Joe
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"In Wellington, I'm hot property. In Palmy, I'm just gay" — Man Joe
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"Lady Gaga should go to Te Wananga" — Lady Jo
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"My phone is an attention seeking whore" — Mani
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"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo
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"I want to go there & see what they do! (in reference to Memorial Park & its notorious reputation)" — Lady Jo
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"That's it! You're going to get raped! (angry birds)" — Mani
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to Robbie (Manaka) "I'm cleaning up your facebook page; ignore all those requests from God" — Mani
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"I have a thing for tattooed boys" - Manaka Robbie - "just tattoo the ones I give you" — Mani
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to Robbie "What do you think about most? Food or girls?" Robbie - "Probably about the same actually" — Mani
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"BOOM! Die bastards! I'm playing Auschwitz. (stunned silence) I mean, angry birds!" — Mani
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"Its my ovaries stupid!" — Robbie
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"This is going to be a gem of a book. A top seller. Bigger then the Bible" — Lady Jo
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"I don't like emo-boys. Find me a goth-baby" (instructions for Jo on what to look for in a future boyfriend) — Mani
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"I feel like I'm on heat!" — Mani
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To Jo "Pretty much anything on my reject list, you would like" (in reference to NZDating) — Mani
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Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles." Man Joe "What, death?" — Lady Jo
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"I'm turning Jo into a girl!" — Mani
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"I have a raisin headache" — Lady Jo
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"Ok Manaka, back me up here! Its not weird that I dream of poohing is it?" — Lady Jo
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To Lady Jo "You are more attractive to cats then bacon" — Man Joe
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Robbie "I am NOT autistic" (facebook told him so) — Robbie
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"I quite like this boy. Not so much the way his face looks" — Lady Jo
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Jo - "Who will fetch me some water?" Nathan Ram "I will when I clean my mushroom" — Lady Jo
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"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws
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"It's all slimy, like Manaka's arm." — MacDog
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"I'll let Michael read it cos I like the sound of his voice." — alanchimws
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Nyasha - "Do you know what Steve Jobs said about people say they can multitask?" Jo - "They're lying?" Nyasha - "Yes, and they are liars." — alanchimws
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"Michael, Im not too shabby, am I?" — alanchimws
No comments (yet). Quoted byLady Jo on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:51 am UTC in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.
"Manaka surprises me all the time, she's actually quite deep." — Lady Jo
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"I wish this was the future, like the Jetsons, where you just pushed a button & your pajamas popped on" — Lady Jo
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"he was the 1st Doctor who told me it wasn't in my head. My intestines have never BEEN in my head" — Lady Jo
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"My eyes went away! " — MacDog
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"How can they figure out anything in the brain? I don't know. I chopped one up today" — MacDog
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"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws
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"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws
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"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws
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"I have rocks, can I build a hotel?" — alanchimws
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"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws
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Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws
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Jose"I'm normal. Very normal. Normal normal." — Mel
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A Compliment in FusBall - "Your the professor in Fus ball cuz i just got Schooled" — Moose
Moose"[trash-talking whilst playing fussball] Skillz to pay the billz!!!" — Rastas
"He slobbered all over me and licked all the sweat off my chest." — Esther Welsh
simon_w"I'm the third person to use the toilet but the first one to use the toilet paper and the soap." — Melissa Welsh
"This is not a nice place to get raped. It's not nice, like in Wellington." — yomcat
"You'll probably get in there and find it's all tampons." — Ivan Welsh
"Who knows what a fish looks like from a satellite picture?" — Ivan Welsh
"Ivan: I haven't gotten you out of your pants. Susan: You haven't really tried yet." — Susan Welsh
"Why are you jumping up and down?" "I'm fossilising a giraffe!" — Matthew Bayliss
"Where would I find a dingo in bloody Karori?" — Caitlin Clarke
"No, it's my period because the wall of my uterus burst." — Ivan Welsh
"(to Susan) Do you want to come and feel my chest?" — yomcat
"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches? Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste." — shoeshine
"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine
Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine
"Is it really 2 O Clock? Like, with zeros and everything?" — shoeshine
"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across) Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!" — tommo39
"People have been knocking over black people for centuries." — Polly Dacre
"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine
"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39
"I'm really tired, I'm gonna go poop on the couch" — Daniel Wilkes
mcgowarosa"Neech: Are you a tender kisser or a lip kisser? Damion: I just like it when i put my thing in; the rest is just delaying tactics." — neech
neech"Can you go to the boys' toilets and wash my hands?" — Gus Tia
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Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job." Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..." — tommo39
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"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39
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"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39
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"What are you doing cropping Ben's crotch?" — Matthew Bayliss
"Fuffy flurry things!" — Daniel Eggink
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Shoes - "One of the social algorithms is-" Mono - "Sit on my knee!" — Daniel Eggink
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Michelle - "Go on the grass!" Nyasha - "No I don't do grass no more." — alanchimws
Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..." Shoes - "Through the bronze age." — shoeshine
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d
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"Overtime productive brain war!" — writteninr3d
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"I wonder if Eldorado will be in 3D?" - Me "Cartoon in 3D??" - Ben — jimbobaleena
"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws
"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena
"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws
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"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws
Matt - "I am the master of relationships."
Mono - "And poo." — Daniel Eggink
"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine
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"I just can't fathom someone not being able to burp! It just feels so good!" — Lady Jo
Matt - "I did a poo this morning."
Mono - "The one you txted about?" — Daniel Eggink
Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind." Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet" — jimbobaleena
To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom
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"I can't come to lunch today, i'll be busy ironing my shirts for tomoro." — alanchimws
To me: "Remember those balls we used to play with?" — alanchimws
"Everytime i see your face i just wanna stroke it." — Daniel Eggink
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"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo
"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo
"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws
"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws
"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom
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"Speaking about living for free, my mate and I were talking about living for free!" — alanchimws
Jo talking to Nyasha - "You're gonna have a black eye soon." Me - "It's not gonna show up on him." — jimbobaleena
Michael - "What's that smell?" Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws
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At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??" Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws
"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws
Matt: "You can do recessions." Robbie: "Recessions?" Matt: "Yea, you know, when people go and recess their sins." — mattcom
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Michael - "I like the 3D-animation movies with the 2-level humour in it, like the stuff that kids find funny, but also other humour that adults find funny." Matt - "Like Borat." — mattcom
(While watching serious movie) "Oh that reminds me, I need to pluck my eyebrows." — Lady Jo
"He cheated on his wife with 10 others, including his wife" — jimbobaleena
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"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws
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"I wish there were other things you could do with your money on Monopoly, like buy lollies or buy furniture for the house!" — mirimiri
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"Is that real cinnamon?" — mirimiri
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"Yeah basically they have like all these historical things at the museum." — jimbobaleena
MelDad - "Do you eat peanuts?" Michael - "Not leisurely." — jimbobaleena
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Alon - "They have redone the Ben Hur movie." Dad - "With the same actors?" — indranmyl
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Playing scrabble...Dad puts 'did'. Priyanthi - "What's a did?" — Priyanthi
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Priyanthi - "Who's having fun?" Indran - (quietly) "Yay..." — indranmyl
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"There's something somewhere..." — jimbobaleena
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Priyanthi: "What is a motherboard?" Dad: "The wife of a fatherboard." — indranmyl
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"I like to have rice with rice & curry." — Priyanthi
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"My teeth are shattering!" — Priyanthi
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"No he's not a beekeeper, he grows bees." — indranmyl
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"If you're alive you take your keys. If you're dead you take your wallet." — mirimiri
"Steam is hot." — jimbobaleena
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"I was cooking some stuff in the rice cooker, some rice." — jimbobaleena
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"You have two eyes. Are YOU a person?" — mirimiri
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"But now IS today." — mirimiri
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"This is how we accumulate junk. We have junk, and it accumulates." — Mel
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"Since the fire is still going, we can sit here a while longer so we don't waste the fire." — indranmyl
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"Man, my life is so like a movie ay...I wouldn't be surprised if that building there just blew up." — mirimiri
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"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine
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"Do you want me to take your clothes off?" — Chris
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"Paul: You're drinking from my personal drink bottle. Matt: I know, that's cause I'm your personal friend!" — mattcom
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"You've gotta jump into the shop, take a pee and hop out again." — mattcom
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"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39
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"Are you gonna wear clothes?" — jimbobaleena
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"I should probably take my pants off again." — shoeshine
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"This guy's not letting me turn straight!" — jimbobaleena
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"Love is for every time of the night." — Daniel Eggink
No comments (yet). Quoted byqwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 06:45 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.
"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine
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"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine
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"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine
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"I was thinking of drawing a face on my knee and asking it for a kiss" — mattcom
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"The league of extraordinary Asians" — mattcom
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"Hello! I see you've got a nose thing." — mattcom
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Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!" — tommo39
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"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39
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"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine
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"Hot springs, hot things, hot flings." — Paul McConachy
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"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39
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"Or if you're really good at being american use the magic gift button" — Andrew Childs
vipul"Like people imagine large furry creatures named 'alots', I will imagine people sitting in overly bright rooms with incandescent bulbs when they describe themselves as 'power users'." — Andrew Childs
"(Whilst deciding where to invade in Risk) Overpopulation does not mean tourism shouldn't happen!!!" — vanTalerie
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Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?" Josh "TOOL TIME!" — tommo39
Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!" — jimbobaleena
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"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana." — Timit
"(about MJ) they shouldn't have announced that he was dead. They should've just got someone to replace him..." — Keynes
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"mmmmmmmmmmmm, chlorine's gooooood." — Keynes
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Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine
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"Josh: How do people make money these days? Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine
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"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again. Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
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"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine
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"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39
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"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in my head" — Daniel Eggink
"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine
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"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39
"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively... Josh: Pliable Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains." — shoeshine
"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39
"(whilst watching a DVD) That's the first time I've seen a pregnant woman for this week ay" — Keynes
"There are a lot of accurate syllables that people are full of today." — mattcom
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"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine
"Josh: Back to the Future? Heston & Keynes: Yeeeeeeeah!" — heston hawe
"They're all pregnant, aren't they?" — Daniel Eggink
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"It's ironic because it was comedy..." — Chris
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"Shoeshine: Egg. Time! Tim: Weasel!" — Tim Paton
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"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference." — shoeshine
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"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris
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"On behalf of Keynes, Keynes would like to say thank you..." — Keynes
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"And she's buying a staircase to heaven..." — Chris
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"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine
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"I'm happy to be the flat dickhead" — Tim Paton
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"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39
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"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples? Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?" — shoeshine
"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine
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"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39
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"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine
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"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39
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"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine
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"I just realised that there's strategy to this game if you think about it! (2 hours into the game)" — Nick Dawbin
"I have to steal from someone poor and helpless." — Nick Dawbin
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"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39
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"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39
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"When I'm disappointed I stay happy for a long time." — Nick Dawbin
"It looks like part of the USA with a little baby elephant!" — Anthony McGrath
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"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine
"(to Josh) One day we'll get married too, you know!" — Keynes
"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine
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"Do you guys have a bathroom?" — Hannah Murphy
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"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39
"I'm just 100% unsure ay..." — Keynes
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"Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something" — tommo39
To Justine: "You look different... oh, it must be because you don't have makeup on." blank look "Oh, nah, it looks good!!" — Peng Wong
"Michele: there's an oxidation pond. Chris : a what? foxy asian pond? " — Chris W
Ryan.SBetween taking off glasses and putting on prescription sunglasses while DRIVING: "Oh, I can't see!" After horrified responses from 5 girls, Van says: "This fella drives by faith, not by sight!" Miri: "Hence the cross!" (hanging from the rear view mirror) — Ryan.S
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Ryan got temporarily sidetracked by trying to drag off Gina at the lights... Van: "Eh, eh, eh, concentrate, lah!" Miri: "Don't drive with too much faith!" — mirimiri
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"Ryan: Hey Gina, look..Sarah's nose is peeling. Gina: Leprosy?" — Gina Wong
Committee: "We could have an Archi-plet and a Law-plet..." Gina: "Yeah!" Ryan: "And a gaming plet!!!" Gina: "NO." — Gina Wong
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"Riding a bike is like riding a bike, supposedly you never forget how." — Luke McCrohon
stephen"Yeah well if you pinch my face, I'll pinch your... I'll think of somewhere!" — tommo39
vanTalerie"Josh: What else are women for eh? Mono: looking at" — Daniel Eggink
narborg"You have a lot of stupid ideas which are probably right. " — narborg
"What going on in Wellington though, you’re all single. Even: We’re not dodgy." — Annabe Van Den Berg
"I don’t like the word challenge, I prefer the tern heavily encourage." — James Allaway
Andrew, reading a sign at the Auckland Domain: "Lovers' walk, to duck pond" Simon: "That is a rather suggestive sign." Hannah: "Ducks just poo everywhere." Andrew: "So do babies." — qwandor
"I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined." — Evan Dawber
"I’ve never been to a SLC where I’ve been offered cheese." — Val Goold
"I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later." — Evan Dawber
"Yomcat: So what did you learn about? Ben: About a lonely guy in jail. (Paul)" — yomcat
"How many incrimination photos of me do you need?" — Karen Lau
"Nigel: I thought if you were good you got a girlfriend and a car. How came I ended up in prison? Mark Grace: The Girlfriend." — Nigel Pollock
"Do you want babies? I want babies! We should get together sometime and....." — Natalie
"Nathan and Yomcat would make a good couple (I remember it being “should get together sometime...)" — Nigel Pollock
"What? Did Nathan ask Jasmine to marry him?" — Annabe Van Den Berg
"Lauran: Are you a communist or a Christian? Rachel: Well I tend to sit on the fence." — Lauren Crosland
"Lauran: Like making babies. Even: That’s not productive." — Evan Dawber
"Even: Was it a dodgy joke? Lauren: No. Even: I don’t get it then." — Evan Dawber
"Gods not from Dunedin, and he will get over it." — Mark Grace
"Natalie: What's the women's [football] team called? Pete: The White Ferns Natalie: Wife Ferns?" — Natalie
Pippa - "Eni, is that male or female?" Graham - "No they are Samoan" — Graham Lee
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"Last week in front of Levin Church; Graham said to Trish “ can you turn me on please” in reference to microphone switch. Much laughter, from congregation; to which Trish replied “ Not now dear ” – more laughter." — Graham Lee
Simeon.W"I thought the secret to immortality was to have no life." — Simeon.W
"Could you have possibly made this anymore impossible!?!" — Jeremy
"Simeon: I have never been on a man date. Yale: it was a mate." — Yale.
"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W
"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W
"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...." — Yale.
"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w
"Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables." — tommo39
"When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??" — tommo39
"I'm gonna go to sleep first then I'm gonna go to bed." — Mel
To Evan & Tim: "You keep going after my balls!" — Chris
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"Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count." — tommo39
"Caryn: What, so you think we should get rid of all drugs? Richard: Well, maybe not ALL drugs..." — Richard
"I had Silly time with Stevie at the Supermarket." — Richard
"It was the carrot with the spatula in the kitchen killing the salad." — Richard
"Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them." — tommo39
"Yes but you (Josh) do it in an annoying way whereas you (Kirsten) do it in an intelligent way." — Mel
"New Zealand's taking over the world, one cow at a time." — Sarah Larsen
"Yeah some people sound really weird over the phone... except the ones who don't" — Mel
"Karen: The voices in my head tell me that I'm normal. Esther: The voices in my head tell me you're not normal." — Karen Lau
"Yeah it's true, every year people got shorter... no wait it was the other way 'round - people got taller. I got shorter. " — Sarah Larsen
"I just realized that if I die tomorrow, no one would know... and I wouldn't be able to tell you!" — Mel
"I want drugs. (Sarah) Well, which ones would you like? I've got... (Kirsten)" — Sarah Larsen
"He has a girlfriend. That might be what he's... doing" — Natalie
"Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid." — simon_w
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Lewisham"It's like fire soccer, but in the middle there's a really big bomb..." — Thomas Graham
"And then they have a black baby. What to do with it? Eat it? kill it? or..." — Hamish Stewart
Jack: "Who wants to hear about my week" Simon: "Nah" — simon_w
Natalie: "I forget that you aren't girls" Matthew: "Yet" Jack: "I don't get it, why are we all going to be chicks later?" — Jack Sutherland
Natalie: "Hitler was Christian" Hamish: "No, he was Austrian" — Hamish Stewart
"[I would turn gay for] A black man, as he would satisfy my needs." — Jack Sutherland
"There's a lot of random crap in the bible" — Jack Sutherland
"Is that a camera? Are you filming my crotch?" — Jack Sutherland
"You like to climb your man, don't you James?" — Jack Sutherland
(misheard as saying) "We're all asian right now." — Hannah Gao
Trying to summarise the main point of John 9: "So, Jesus is, like... the ultimate everything..." — Mel
Nimmo"Jesus was like this (extends arms)... and dripping" — Rebecca
"There's a fine line between teaching and just being an ass." — Phil Luey
"I really can't imagine a mini Ben. He's just so... big." — Mel
"i actually find the concept of having someome to care for you and be with you forever quite comforting. Like a second Jesus." — Nick Dawbin
"o yea yes, i think, i hope, maybe not, probably not, no" — Nick Dawbin
"Without biology you'll be screwed. No, wait. Without biology you wouldn't be..." — Timit
"Tim: Can I have a go? Simon: at what? Tim: Stroking your ...thing" — Timit
"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause Tim: does that mean there was another pause? Simon: a menopause?" — simon_w
"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39
"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39
Josh: "And that's Friar Tuck"
Paul: "He's naughty, cause he spanked her bum" — Paul McConachy
"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39
"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine
"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39
Shirley: "So what's your favourite food, what do you like to eat?"
Josh: "Lasagne!"
Shoeshine: "Pizza!"
Ben: "Chocolate!
Paul: "Yeah, I think a mix..." — Paul McConachy
Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing"
Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny"
Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat" — shoeshine
Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."
Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"
Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul" — tommo39
Josh: "We apologise for Shoeshine talking"
Paul: "Sorry, we want you to do it all in sign language" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "How did you get the band name Cubed?"
Paul: "Every other name was taken wasn't it?" — Paul McConachy
Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?"
Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people" — shoeshine
"I usually focus on one thing, and then... (turns around) ooh" — Paul McConachy
Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"
Josh: "We can't afford them" — tommo39
Paul: "you guys are all crazy"
Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey" — tommo39
Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."
Paul: "Ants don't make honey."
Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad" — tommo39
(holding up one of the Kings of Orient figurines) Josh: "And then this person over here... who the heck is that?"
Paul: "It looks like a gorilla" — Paul McConachy
(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39
"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water" — shoeshine
Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs"
Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?" — shoeshine
Josh: "I think that Shoeshine's pretty good looking" Paul: "hahahahaha" Shoeshine: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Paul" — Paul McConachy
"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39
Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"
Josh: "read the book of leviticus" — tommo39
"See that, that is Natasha Bedingfield, and that is Daniel Bedingfield without a head" — writteninr3d
"In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine
"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39
Shoeshine: "Josh"
Josh: "Yes?"
Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language"
Josh: "How do you know?"
Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?" — shoeshine
Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"
Josh: "No, never trust English people" — tommo39
Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"
Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)
Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!" — shoeshine
"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39
"I was sneaking up on them Thi, really I was, but you dispatched them too quickly! (note - Thi wasn't present)" — Chris
"But if I assume the foetal position, which actually ironically has nothing to do with feet..." — Daniel Eggink
"Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips." — tommo39
"@ hotmail and/or gmail, but the and/or's not part of the address" — Daniel Eggink
"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39
Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before." — tommo39
"Eric: It's lovely up here, you're not far from home and you've still got... Layne: 3G. Eric: I was going to say mountains and hills, but whatever." — Layne PermaneoNomen
"You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth" — Carlton Downey
databmoose"There are members of this group who are assholes." — shoeshine
"(looking at the textbook shelf) Where are the cool books?!" — Daniel Eggink
To matt, regarding dan: "You have raised a violent child!" — jimbobaleena
(about a boy competing in the Speedcubing championships) "I want to put him in a box and take him home." — PM H
"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine
"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine
"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39
Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine
"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39
"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!" — tommo39
"Git is simple the way that organic chemistry is simple, in that it is all carbons, hydrogens and oxygens." — Chris Andreae
"Many people, such as this one (points at lorne)..." — Chris Andreae
"Why do your pants smell like Italian cooking? I have a personal cologne, I call it Pizza. Pizza, the new fragrance from qwandor." — Chris Andreae
Andrew Childs"If you add enough eggs you get mayonaise, but it doesn't really count. Objective C++ is like mayonaise." — Chris Andreae
"Everyone knows someone who wasn't an orphan, for example." — Andrew Childs
"But if it's running on Linux, then it's... not running on Windows." — Andrew Childs
"...trolling public transport with my arse..." — Chris Andreae
thesquibSam: "So you're hangry then." Chris: "Hangry?" Sam: "Hungry and angry." — thesquib
"When I was a small child I got beaten up by a type hierarchy. It was terrible, there were interfaces everywhere!" — Andrew Childs
Chris: "I heard something that vaguely rhymes with that." lorne: "What rhymes with metamorphosise?" Chris: "It doesn't sound like that at all actually." — Chris Andreae
"Try taking a domestic chicken into a forest." — Chris Andreae
"If I am playing with Coq, can I say I have a logic probe?" — Andrew Childs
"Some companies have Friday afternoon drinks. We have Friday afternoon arguing-about-authentication-schemes." — Chris Andreae
(points to Simon) "Your third-world country is fail!" — Donald Gordon
Allan: "I've got a little... not a fridge, the other one..." CJ: "An oven." Allan: "Yeah." — Allan E
"Impotent = you can play with it but you won't get anything out of it" — Andrew Cr
superspring"I do have SSH keys, they have passphrases, but apparently it... does it on the tty." — Chris Andreae
qwandor: "So, what are we doing tomorrow?" lorne: "Chris!" — Andrew Childs
lorne: "If I ask Stephen whether you are a bug what would he say?" qwandor: "I am not sure..." lorne: "'Not a bug, works for me'" — Andrew Childs
"I'm not sure what it's called when you upset people by making an offensive smell." — Chris Andreae
Donald: "I have a new device for Chris James to port to." Chris: "Your pants?" — Chris Andreae
xyzzy: "well also the tour I went on was way better than the GC tour" lorne: "'GC tour' shudder" xyzzy: "And over here we have the freelists..." xyzzy: "The dungeons down that flight of stairs are where we keep the macros" lorne: "here's the reclaim lis... HEY! DON'T STEP ON THAT!" xyzzy: "interestingly the dungeons take more space than the rest of the building combined" — Andrew Childs
"If we were going to just stick to the letter of the law, we should do it everywhere, and do a proper half-arsed job." — Chris Andreae
"I have not taken the time to play with Coq yet." — Andrew Childs
"I was going to say that I had a different sort of Sharpie in my pocket, but actually I left it at home." — Donald Gordon
"It was all very ... incestual, without the actual incest. He wasn't the one who was licking my feet, so it was alright." — Fiona McKenzie
"He's English, but has a facade of being completely normal." — Fiona McKenzie
"like I could have slipped, knocked my head on the red one, got my foot stuck in the green one, fell down with my foot still stuck, knocked my head on the blue one.. then fell to the ground. BAMMM!! HEAD FIRST DEAD!" — justcallmemel
"Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good?
Tommo: Just like girls" — tommo39
Tommo: "'tis all very cute" Shoeshine: "What is?" Tommo: "Girls liking guys" — tommo39
"Josh: @Sid give me something to procrastinate about and I shall.
Sid: Ok, I'll do that tomorrow" — Sid Bachtiar
"Writing isn't a big thing. It's a million little things." — Karpathos
Karpathos"See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!" — tommo39
"(in reference to Wellington Anniversary Day) is it a holiday on monday in wellington too?" — shoeshine
"We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it" — tommo39
"Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?... Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?" — tommo39
Chris"Val head home want sleep go bus miss stop stranded busbus yay adventure wheeee!" — vanTalerie
"If you want to understand why humour is so funny..." — Stevie
"Sigmund Freud? Who's he? Was he a ladies' man?" — Daniel M
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"they've got such beautiful legs - It's like watching horses race" — Peter
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"Beating people up is completely different to gay sex though." — Allan Chesswas
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"Anyway, I'll finish off my nails later." — Stevie
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Stevie: "Or we could just pop some herbals and do some E." Allan: "I'm all for it, eh." — Allan Chesswas
"I'm always having a dance party in Andrew's room." — Daniel M
(pointing at a magnet on the fridge) "Oh, that's not the flat card, is it?" — Daniel M
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(Talking about dance moves) "If you put your head on your left shoulder, and move around like it's stuck there, that's a pretty awesome move. You can use your right shoulder too." — Daniel M
(to Richard) "Give me one of your nuts, from the sack." — Stevie
"The actors aren't actually real hobbits" — Richard
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"Aww. That just makes me want to hug myself." — Daniel M
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"Amputee pigeons always astonish me." — Kirsten Meyer
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"He lives in Auckland with his full-time family." — Richard
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mattcom"Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel" — shoeshine
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"What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?" — shoeshine
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"Sweet, sweet, webcam love." — mattcom
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"And a cardboard cut-out lady" — shoeshine
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"We could all put our beds in that room and use the rest as a flipping orgy." — mattcom
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"invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end." — mattcom
"Josh: So what happens next? Shoeshine: I take my clothes off" — shoeshine
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"We should subdivide the garage and have some israelis in there." — mattcom
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"Yeah, they'll be above 18 though, no worries." — mattcom
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"I borrowed your bikini" — Paul McConachy
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"It works alot better when you wear a G-String" — mattcom
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"I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly" — mattcom
"Darkness is the absence of light. Boot is the absence of car." — shoeshine
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"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet? Josh: Well you just meet them Shoeshine: But you don't!" — shoeshine
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"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine
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"(in reference to tetris) It just raped me." — Anthony McGrath
"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom
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"Where's old what's his feces?" — mattcom
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"COD4? But what are you going to do with your old CPU?" — Paul McConachy
"If at first you don't succeed, try try try again... With another girl. " — Paul McConachy
"the fresh prince of ballet." — Paul McConachy
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"I have to get up fifteen minutes early to get through the stuff on my floor." — Paul McConachy
"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime) — mattcom
"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine
"I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then" — mattcom
"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom
"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.) — mattcom
"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine
"I think I could be a better missionary if I had a British accent." — PM H
"I'm not serious. I'm being sarcastic. I'm not joking." — qwandor
"I get invigorated by people when I'm leaving them." — Kirsten Meyer
(to Stevie, about Richard, as he and Sarah go into the corridor to say goodbye) "He will meet you outside in 2 minutes. That's all it takes." — PM H
"You can cook yourself in the microwave first." — Kirsten Meyer
"I wouldn't really have a problem with licking the toilet seat." — Kirsten Meyer
"Oh yeah, it's your funeral tomorrow (Sarah). " — Kirsten Meyer
"There's this one knife, it's really very aesthetically pleasing..." — Kirsten Meyer
"Your husbands can all die at age 60... ok fine, 70, and we can all live together for the next ten years and then die too!" — Kirsten Meyer
"Sarah I love you and I want to have your ba- wait, that doesn't quite work, does it?" — Richard
"Girls who work at the bakery are better than girls who work at the deli." — Richard
"Retreat... more like an intensive concentration camp (referring to CU committee retreats)" — Sarah Larsen
"('feline' and 'female') Oh well they both have fe in them, it's just one's a line and one's a male." — Sarah Larsen
"Kirsten: We're going to change the world. Peta-Maria: Yep, and we've got to discuss it first." — PM H
"Ok, enough gossiping... actually we can keep gossiping. " — Mel
"Kirsten: My friends would be interested in a dress-up party Peter: Oh yeah, mine too" — Peter
"Evil isn't like confronting an army... it's like having a bath" — Peter
"It's a weird thing for guys to be into... cats can't beat you up" — Peter
"Kirsten... oh yeah, she's the one with the foot." — vanTalerie
"Chips aren't instant! You have to cook them for 20min AND heat it up first... it takes nearly 3/4 of an hour!" — Sarah Larsen
"I've just realised how different it's going to be living with people." — PM H
"Then there's the people who embody the crazy cow game... you think you've got them all figured out but nooo... the red head goes with the green body." — Richard
"I'll set this going and then I'll come and play with your thingy." — Raja
"Hey Thong, can you try taste one of these and see if it's salty enough?" — Raja
"John: “Just don't lick anyone.” Gaetan: “Whoops.”" — Gaetan
"Some people look at it and see a women, some people look at it and see a fish." — Raja
"None of you are Thong, so I'm going to stop talking." — Nahum
"But I'm not ready to commit, I have commitment issues." — Boris
"Wow, I thought that was an electronic thing, then I realised it was real." — Boris
"You can't do some things to machines that you can do to people." — Comradepara
"You aren't really getting high performance spanking out of that." — Stephen
"There's only one thing better than an attractive women, an attractive women with a box." — superspring
"It's like a violin case, except it's a coat hanger" — Comradepara
"I've never noticed that error, I thought it was normal" — Boris
"Try not to change too much stuff, or I'll kill you." — Thong
"Yo mamma so fat she has to index her shoelaces to find them." — Stephen
"The thing is, I've played lots of role playing games over the years..." — Nahum
"If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?" — Comradepara
"I don't have too many viruses because I don't use Windows that often." — Comradepara
"Tom had some water in his bladder thing. It felt like it was full." — janet
(to Mark) "My aim is not to kill you, just to cause you pain." — janet
Mark
Timit
janet"Does anyone want an old peanut butter sandwich that I made last night?" — Mark
"I put the heads in there ... they were crawling around" — janet
Andrew: "What does [Mark] need to go to the doctor for?" Janet: "About his face." — janet
(outside the tent) "I'm finding this ground really hard to balance on." — Mark
Mark: "What animal is ham from?" Janet: "Hamster." (bursts out laughing) — janet
"Mark: Imagine having 8 babies. Janet: Who ate babies?" — janet
"It's fancy dress. Josh [Thompson] is going to go as himself, as he considers himself a fairy." — Timit
Andrew: "What are you making, Tim?" Tim: "An onion with a high voice." — Timit
"Mark: Are the young adults coming for lunch or dinner? Janet : lunch Mark : oh, is it after the evening service then? " — Mark
"I'll put my arm around you and reach round to get what I want" — Timit
"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39
"Josh: I want a sleeping bag with sleeves.
PM: It'd be a sleeping suit!" — PM H
"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39
"I pictured meat with a much deeper voice than that" — Kirsten Meyer
"No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face." — James Duxfield
"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39
"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39
"Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam." — James Duxfield
"Why would you want to start liking a fish?" — Kirsten Meyer
"(upon arriving at a Guy's Night) Where are the girls???" — Kelvin
"His car makes a tinkly noise. He let me listen to it." — vanTalerie
"There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos" — James Duxfield
"I suppose if we went over it (Alaska) with a bag of flour... well maybe several bags of flour..." — vanTalerie
"I'm going to take a whiz. For an extended period of time." — Chris
"Val - We should do this, do you agree? Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see? Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head" — tommo39
"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39
"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39
"Yeah, it's good all ground music (referring to foreground and background music, Wandering Eye by Fat Freddy's Drop)" — Nick Dawbin
"It doesn't need to be accurate, I am Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha!" — Nick Dawbin
"That's what you have nose hairs for. So they can filter out the ghosts so that they don't filter in and change your personality" — Kirsten Meyer
"Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one" — Kirsten Meyer
(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally? — Kirsten Meyer
"you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?" — Kirsten Meyer
"There are some people who just never have fun" — Kirsten Meyer
(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up." — Peter
Peter: "I hate bringing my work home." Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage." — Jose
Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..." Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there." — Jose
Peter: "Are you actually blonde?" Ruth: "I've got blonde roots." Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?" — Peter
(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.) "Is that what electricity looks like? ... I don't know, I don't do science." — Peter
(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter
Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her." Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?" Ruth: "It was given to me!" — Jose
Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?" Peter: "It's like a tea-towel." ... Josiah: "Do you mean an apron? ... It must be something to do with Peter's head." — Peter
(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39
(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer
"Aw, now I'm going to have to learn the alphabet." — Polly Dacre
"Thank you my father and my mother. Without them I wouldn't be here." — Kelvin
"Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch." — Hannah Murphy
"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin
"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin
"Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono! Mono: YEAH!!!!" — Daniel Eggink
"You've got to open the door to see if it's closed" — Daniel Eggink
On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous." — Daniel Eggink
"Except I'm not Mono anymore, I'm now Stereo." — Daniel Eggink
After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39
"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount? Shoeshine: That many." — shoeshine
"Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!" — tommo39
"For a moment I was really concerned that we were going to set this place on fire." — Kirsten Meyer
"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39
"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39
"Josh: It's a density of the poo thing Val: No it's not, it's a... why are we discussing this?!" — vanTalerie
"Josh: How much are you supposed to flirt with someone when you're talking to them on facebook? Val: A decent amount" — vanTalerie
I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39
"I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing" — vanTalerie
"No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?" — Timit
"It'd be the equivalent of a hippie stoner apartment, but without the hippies or the stoners..." — Nick Dawbin
"I feel like the blanket man, I don't have a warm house to come home to." — Jon Lee
"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39
Ben: "where's Paul?"
Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room." — shoeshine
"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39
Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."
Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off" — shoeshine
"Have you never bounced around on your bum before?" — vanTalerie
"It's almost as if tomorrow never happened!" — Kirsten Meyer
"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39
"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days. I'll have to shave them before I brush them." — Peter
"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield
"So wait, I'm just a gondola away from achieving this! (rolling to and from work)" — Natalie
"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose
"that was supposed to be a really humane rat trap! We don't have any tomatoes!" — Kirsten Meyer
"I hate being blind - you can't see anything." — Nick Dawbin
"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39
"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose
"I didn't even realise there was an 8 O Clock AM" — Nick Dawbin
Kirsten: "They were like a perfect family." Aaron: "Perfect?" Kirsten: "Well, they're from the US." — Kirsten Meyer
"You can't be judge, jury, executioner and Jesus!" — Nick Dawbin
Nathan: "How is CU going?" Kirsten: "It great 'cause there are ... quite a few boys. Not enough yet, but..." — Kirsten Meyer
via text in response to sport: "Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent" — Kyle Chard
hughStephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?" lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?" Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?" — stephen
"(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ..." — hugh
Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they must replace it with make-believe code — vipul
"You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum." — David Pearce
"Playing with your opposite hand makes you feel like a poof" — richard
"(To Hugh) It's your taste in Stephen's jazz" — Carlton Downey
"You know Carlton isn't the smartest knife in the drawer" — hugh
"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae
"I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much." — Kyle Chard
(about African children) "They're expensive now. $1.50." — vipul
Neil: "Alli told me you broke your tool." Stephen: "It didn't break, it just didn't fit properly." — stephen
Aly"What is the thing which you can't see? They were showing it off in the demos." — stephen
"Stephen: I could get out my iPod shuffle. Vipul: And do what? Stephen: Sniff it!" — stephen
"There were first years. And then there was food." — Melanie Nelson
"I've come up with a cunning plan. It's cunning in its cunningness. I'm using aspects to weave my reporting into my aspects." — stephen
"I just want to do something. Without doing anything. You know what I mean." — stephen
"Stephen's not here, so I can't drive him up the wall." — Alex Potanin
"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard
"I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos" — stephen
"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard
"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey
"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital. ... Repairing their computer." — Comradepara
"Neil [Leslie] has his finger in International Students" — Kim Chirnside
"When I saw Kim this morning, I was so excited I unzipped my pants!" — David Keane
"(while drunk) They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab." — Chris Andreae
"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can go up, right, left and down" — vipul
"I feel like tearing off my clothes and going into battle" — vipul
"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey
"I just said it was dead, I didn't say it wasn't alive." — Jessica Campbell
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"This long is too long, why is it too long?" — stephen
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"I love this girl. I think she's affection. I can't get it off." — Paley Li
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"I lost 4, that's more than half of 5." — Ryan Chard
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"40, 3, what's the difference." — Kyle Chard
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"It has to travel up dick." — databmoose
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"Paley: Both ways seem really tight. Cat: That's what she said." — Paley Li
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"I wouldn't wait, I'd just go kill people in real life." — Jonathan Bartlett
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"I wish I could please Alex." — vipul
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"Andrew pleased Alex yesterday, and I was wondering how I could do it." — vipul
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"Kyle: I think me and Kris should be together. Kris: What colour are your balls?" — Kyle Chard
"I saw the goats, they're sexy goats, I'll give you that much." — databmoose
"I can't be fucked!" — Ryan Chard
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"It's kinda scary when it pops out in front of you." — Kyle Chard
"I've been threatened with an apple before..." — Peter Komisarczuk
"If you don't punch a monkey, you're a traitor to your species." — Stuart Marshall
"I want to be mindless and without future." — Dmitri Koudrin
"Mina: Hey, wanna rape me down an alley? Kyle: Not me!" — Kyle Chard
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"Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?" — Kyle Chard
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"Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist." — Kyle Chard
"I am going to have a terminal party, no-one shall survive." — Neil Ramsay
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"Doors are for losers, real men use windows!" — Comradepara
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"Took me four tries to find the right entrance." — Andrew Childs
"Needs more probing!!!!" — Carlton Downey
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"I don't know how it got so big." — Neil Ramsay
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"I don't know why it got so big." — Neil Ramsay
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"Hugh: I've been doing it by myself for years. Neil: That's what she said." — hugh
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Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?" Alex: "We'll have to find out." — Carlton Downey
"Portégé, it's like how you spell cabbage." — Matthew Kiernan
"Opera has built-in G-String, doesn't it?”" — Matt Bonniface
"I was trying to get it up but i couldnt find the sticky stuff" — Lingzi Zi
"I hate people who use fractions, they should all be rounded up" — Luke McCrohon
"Worst user interface ever... I think this tops the hell website(on stereo)" — Eddie Stanley
"Let's abstract this, cars are just moving walls" — Constantine Dymnikov
"Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs" — Carlton Downey
"We waxed one of my mates for fun, on a ski trip." — Carlton Downey
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"My naked offer stands for you too, Stephen." — vipul
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"Vipul: I do have a secret stash of spoons and forks. Stephen: You could use it to make a fork bomb!" — vipul
"It's so much better when its unplanned." — Michael Mudge
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"(to Neil) Are you free tonight? ... late, tonight?" — Clinton Scott
"(to Hugh) Don't make me... don't get water on me." — vipul
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"I talked to her on the phone on Monday and you wouldn't know she was blind at all" — Ben Bradshaw
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"Last time I left it too late, I almost screwed myself!" — Ben Bradshaw
"We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex." — stephen
"Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy chewing on my nuts." — Seby Kruger
"It's really hard to see when it gets dark. It's really annoying." — Matthew Kiernan
"Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?" — Kyle Chard
"Lets get my stuff and go home together." — Constantine Dymnikov
"You don't fix your baby unless you don't want grandkids." — Jonathan Bartlett
"I can't do it with something this floppy." — Blaise Drinkwater
"This is orgy programming! Everyone is just sticking in whatever they want!" — Andrew Childs
New quote"You guys are obsessed with Snickers, seriously." — superspring
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