"I thought the secret to immortality was to have no life." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by Simeon.W on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 09:44 am UTC in Number 23.

"I just lost the game." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by Simeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:23 am UTC in Number 23.

"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by simon_w on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 01:16 am UTC in Scots College.

"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by simon_w on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 02:19 am UTC in Scots College.

"If that was the truth, you wouldn't be lying." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by simon_w on Friday 23 October 2009 at 06:35 am UTC in Scots College.

"Thanks is a beautiful thing... when its big" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by Simeon.W on Sunday 12 July 2009 at 01:42 am UTC in Number 23.

"That's what she said. And then she got raped." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by simon_w on Wednesday 24 June 2009 at 06:43 am UTC in Scots College.

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