[Of Joey's computer mouse] "It would be a cordless mouse, except it has a cord attached."
[talking about the Cadbury gorilla] "He reminds me of my dad."
"I'm surprised the penguins are so big...they are so much smaller on the box."
Lisa: "He was playing a ukelele." Murph: "While he was driving?"
Jamie: "It's lucky it didn't rain..." Murph: "I think they make jugs waterproof."
"Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch."