"There are red rocks - oh no that's Mars..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:45 am UTC in Pemberley.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:28 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:26 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches? Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 05 February 2012 at 08:00 am UTC in Pemberley.

"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 22 January 2012 at 01:13 am UTC in Pemberley.

Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..." Shoes - "Through the bronze age." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:35 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by shoeshine on Thursday 30 June 2011 at 10:16 am UTC in Pemberley.

"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Wednesday 06 April 2011 at 07:21 am UTC in Pemberley.

"Is it really 2 O Clock? Like, with zeros and everything?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Friday 01 April 2011 at 01:16 pm UTC in Pemberley.

"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 08:35 am UTC in Pemberley.

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