Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!" — tommo39
"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39
"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine
"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39
"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39