(to Joey) "You can't do an autopsy on yourself - he could be dead - he could have a dead soul."
(in regards to a headlamp) "It's like a G-string on your head!"
Joey: "The sign language guy got 18,000 hits on facebook." Lisa: "What does he do?"
Hayden [to Joey]: "Does your button work?" Lisa heard: Does your butt work?"
TVNZ: "This is a bag of carrots! It is not an insignificant bag of carrots....!"