"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W
"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W
"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w
"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...." — Yale.