"You know, you should really try quoting me." — simon_w

1 comment. Quoted by avatarSimeon.W on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:17 am UTC.

"Put on some short shorts, some pantyhose and... some sunscreen and you'll be fine." — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 01:16 am UTC.

"Why would I buy you McDonald's? You have a job!" — Simeon.W

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 02:19 am UTC.

"If that was the truth, you wouldn't be lying." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Friday 23 October 2009 at 06:35 am UTC.

"[While looking at his phone] That's not my beautiful stapler!" — simon_w

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Tuesday 30 June 2009 at 04:31 am UTC.

"Yale: Its... ITS WORKING!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Yale: BUUUUAAAAAA!!! Me:BUUUUAAAAAAaaaaaa...." — Yale.

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarSimeon.W on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 05:36 am UTC.

"That's what she said. And then she got raped." — Simeon.W

1 comment. Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Wednesday 24 June 2009 at 06:43 am UTC.

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