"There are red rocks - oh no that's Mars..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 09 June 2012 at 10:45 pm in Pemberley.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:28 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:26 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches?
Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 05 February 2012 at 09:00 pm in Pemberley.

"Lasagna kind of layered onion bun" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 January 2012 at 02:13 pm in Pemberley.

Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..."
Shoes - "Through the bronze age."
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:35 pm in Palmy Peeps.

Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 30 June 2011 at 10:16 pm in Pemberley.

"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 06 April 2011 at 07:21 pm in Pemberley.

"Is it really 2 O Clock?
Like, with zeros and everything?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 02:16 am in Pemberley.

"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 24 March 2011 at 09:35 pm in Pemberley.

"Click the square circle" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 21 December 2010 at 09:02 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"We're sitting in an exclamation mark!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 01 October 2010 at 04:11 pm in Misc.

"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day
Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 28 September 2010 at 01:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 10:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I like bell curves." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 11:06 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:41 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 10:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 09:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 03:19 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples?
Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?"
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 05:26 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 18 June 2010 at 11:42 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 15 June 2010 at 08:21 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 June 2010 at 11:55 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I love us." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 June 2010 at 07:35 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 22 May 2010 at 02:32 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:41 pm in Misc.

"There are members of this group who are assholes." — shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 01:37 pm in Misc.

"I've only smelt a few people." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 09 May 2010 at 07:50 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"You just fixed Jamiroquai." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 01 May 2010 at 02:08 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 01:44 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"I've never really liked odd fellows." — shoeshine

3 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:58 pm in Misc.

"I've run out of innocuous females." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:55 pm in Misc.

"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively...
Josh: Pliable
Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains."
— shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 01:12 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"There are a lot of fish in the ocean" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 January 2010 at 12:56 am in Misc.

"(in reference to Wellington Anniversary Day) is it a holiday on monday in wellington too?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 22 January 2010 at 12:00 am in Facebook.

"Your head has too much in it." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 05:38 pm in Facebook.

"I should probably take my pants off again." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:17 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:15 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:04 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:03 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:02 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 14 December 2009 at 01:01 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Men are funny" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 22 November 2009 at 03:13 pm in Main Street Boys.

Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror"
shoeshine: "Except she's a woman"
— shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 03:30 pm in Misc.

"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount?
Shoeshine: That many."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:54 am in 2KP.

"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 24 October 2009 at 02:11 pm in Misc.

Ben: "where's Paul?"

Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room."
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:05 am in 2KP.

Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."

Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off"
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:02 am in 2KP.

"It's the church for hairy people" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 12:49 am in 2KP.

"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 01:51 pm in Main Street Boys.

"You're not wearing undies are you?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 05:31 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Josh: So what happens next?
Shoeshine: I take my clothes off"
— shoeshine

7 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 02:45 pm in Main Street Boys.

"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:17 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night." — shoeshine

14 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:11 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet?
Josh: Well you just meet them
Shoeshine: But you don't!"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:57 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Darkness is the absence of light.
Boot is the absence of car."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:55 pm in Main Street Boys.

"KFC is foul." — shoeshine

5 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Saturday 01 August 2009 at 08:59 pm in Main Street Boys.

"I actually quite like my chemical romance" — shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 02 July 2009 at 09:03 pm in Main Street Boys.

"That's how I know I'm not straight" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:50 pm in Main Street Boys.

"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 07:25 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Did someone poo in our driveway?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 31 May 2009 at 09:52 pm in Main Street Boys.

"drug scramble!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 May 2009 at 01:30 am in Cubed.

"In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:05 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Josh"

Josh: "Yes?"

Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language"

Josh: "How do you know?"

Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?"
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:59 pm in Cubed.

"A library of sand" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:50 pm in Cubed.

"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water" — shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:47 pm in Cubed.

"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:44 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"

Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)

Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:33 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing"

Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny"

Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:25 pm in Cubed.

Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?"

Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people"
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:15 pm in Cubed.

Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs"

Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:11 pm in Cubed.

"What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Tuesday 24 February 2009 at 06:24 pm in Main Street Boys.

"Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt
You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:32 pm in Main Street Boys.

"And a cardboard cut-out lady" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:29 pm in Main Street Boys.