"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave
Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave
Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across)
Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 10:32 pm in Pemberley.

"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 21 April 2011 at 11:24 pm in Pemberley.

"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 November 2010 at 04:15 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 09 November 2010 at 09:24 pm in Elim International Church.

"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:09 pm in Elim International Church.

Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job."
Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..."
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 03:08 pm in Elim International Church.

"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 21 June 2010 at 07:03 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 08:24 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?"
Josh "TOOL TIME!"
— tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 06:45 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 21 May 2010 at 11:15 pm in Misc.

"I don't think so Tim" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 17 May 2010 at 07:49 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 11 May 2010 at 09:22 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Aw man, my phone's fixed!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 10 May 2010 at 07:59 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Yeah well if you pinch my face, I'll pinch your... I'll think of somewhere!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Thursday 06 May 2010 at 01:27 am in Online.

"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:23 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"Sellotape, Jesus, Sellotape" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 02:31 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 12 March 2010 at 11:33 pm in The Legends of Magoh.

"I'm good with these word things" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Sunday 07 March 2010 at 01:36 pm in Misc.

"I love odd fellows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:56 pm in Misc.

Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here."
Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?"
Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!"
Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before."
— tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 09:54 pm in Misc.

"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 12:31 am in The Legends of Magoh.

"Is that a duck or a hedgehog?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 January 2010 at 12:56 am in Misc.

"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them!
Josh: It's not why I love them.
Antz: Why do you love them?
Josh: Cause they're hot!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 January 2010 at 02:21 am in Misc.

"Why is it Monday?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 07:43 pm in 2KP.

"I like a challenge where people hug me." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:38 pm in 2KP.

"See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Wednesday 13 January 2010 at 11:01 pm in Facebook.

"Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?...
Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Chris on Tuesday 12 January 2010 at 11:23 am in Facebook.

Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty."
Tommo: "And your son Beast!"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:20 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:16 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:14 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 06:04 pm in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Val - We should do this, do you agree?
Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see?
Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed
Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head"
— tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 20 December 2009 at 01:15 am in 2KP.

"We can be butt brothers." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 17 December 2009 at 03:07 am in Misc.

"He looks absolutely perfect..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 10:04 pm in 2KP.

"Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 December 2009 at 10:11 am in 2KP.

"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 11:50 am in Misc.

"Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 29 November 2009 at 12:00 am in Mono's 21st.

"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 03:47 pm in 2KP.

"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant
Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too."
— tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 01:52 pm in Misc.

"We should all get girlfriends next year
I'm now tempted to quote that
but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it"
— tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 11:38 pm in Facebook.

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 10:16 am in 2KP.

"Matt: Where do the monsters live?
Josh: in the e!"
— tommo39

8 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am in 2KP.

"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am in 2KP.

"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:26 pm in 2KP.

"Don't drown the water" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 07:13 pm in VUWCU.

"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 10:03 pm in 2KP.

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 07:52 pm in 2KP.

"It's Talking About Josh time!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:22 am in 2KP.

I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:19 am in 2KP.

"What does it mean? I can't read Asian!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 31 October 2009 at 02:59 pm in Facebook.

Tommo: "'tis all very cute"
Shoeshine: "What is?"
Tommo: "Girls liking guys"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 11:50 pm in Facebook.

"Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good?

Tommo: Just like girls"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 25 October 2009 at 03:49 pm in Facebook.

"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 11:07 pm in 2KP.

"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:03 am in 2KP.

"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:37 pm in 2KP.

"Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:18 pm in 2KP.

"You can bleed for a long time" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 September 2009 at 01:06 am in 2KP.

"Double it by a half" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 09:51 pm in Cubed.

"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 26 June 2009 at 04:29 pm in 2KP.

"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am in 2KP.

"I'm an epic kind of person" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am in 2KP.

"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:35 am in 2KP.

"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:34 am in 2KP.

"When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:33 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:28 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Get Richard to do it... he's a stalker!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Mel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:26 pm in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 June 2009 at 04:59 am in 2KP.

"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 07:37 pm in 2KP.

"I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 24 May 2009 at 02:56 pm in 2KP.

"It's like being pregnant but more painful." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar Mel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:31 pm in Whitehouse.

"Mono: It's the thought that counts.
Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips."
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:00 pm in Misc.

"All meaning comes from Nick" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"I don't know. How tall are catholics?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"I understand less than I speak" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am in 2KP.

"Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:09 am in 2KP.

"That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:26 pm in 2KP.

Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"

Josh: "read the book of leviticus"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:02 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"

Josh: "No, never trust English people"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:01 pm in Cubed.

"Is that a cow, or is it a gorilla?" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:59 pm in Cubed.

"Paul, how does it feel to be intelligent?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:55 pm in Cubed.

"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:52 pm in Cubed.

"Dogs don't go moo" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:51 pm in Cubed.

"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 pm in Cubed.

"you can have Jesus back" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "you guys are all crazy"

Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:48 pm in Cubed.

Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."

Paul: "Ants don't make honey."

Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:46 pm in Cubed.

"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:42 pm in Cubed.

"It's ok everybody, Jesus is alive" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:39 pm in Cubed.

"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:37 pm in Cubed.

"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:36 pm in Cubed.

"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:35 pm in Cubed.

"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:31 pm in Cubed.

Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."

Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"

Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:23 pm in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"

Josh: "We can't afford them"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:13 pm in Cubed.

(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:08 pm in Cubed.

"Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome." — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 18 February 2009 at 11:23 am in 2KP.

"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:45 am in 2KP.

(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:44 am in 2KP.