"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 05 December 2009 at 11:26 pm.

"Men are funny" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 22 November 2009 at 03:13 pm.

"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 02:01 pm.

"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 01:51 pm.

"You're not wearing undies are you?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 05:31 pm.

"Josh: So what happens next?
Shoeshine: I take my clothes off" — shoeshine

7 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 02:45 pm.

"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:17 pm.

"I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night." — shoeshine

14 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:11 pm.

"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet?
Josh: Well you just meet them
Shoeshine: But you don't!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:57 pm.

"Darkness is the absence of light.
Boot is the absence of car." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:55 pm.

"KFC is foul." — shoeshine

5 comments. Quoted by mattcom on Saturday 01 August 2009 at 08:59 pm.

"I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 20 July 2009 at 06:14 pm.

"I laugh but I'm not funny. " — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 06 July 2009 at 07:02 pm.

"I actually quite like my chemical romance" — shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Thursday 02 July 2009 at 09:03 pm.

"invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end." — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 09:28 pm.

"That's how I know I'm not straight" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:50 pm.

"you misunderestimate my point" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 pm.

"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.) — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 pm.

"I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then" — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:41 pm.

"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by mattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 07:25 pm.

"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime) — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by mattcom on Saturday 27 June 2009 at 09:23 pm.

"High heel stockings" — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by shoeshine on Thursday 18 June 2009 at 07:16 pm.

"COD4? But what are you going to do with your old CPU?" — Paul McConachy

3 comments. Quoted by mattcom on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 08:06 pm.

"Friends with favours." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 01 June 2009 at 02:36 pm.

"Pants! I like that idea." — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 10:58 am.

"Did someone poo in our driveway?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 31 May 2009 at 09:52 pm.

"(in reference to tetris) It just raped me." — Anthony McGrath

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 31 May 2009 at 08:20 pm.

"Where's old what's his feces?" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Wednesday 06 May 2009 at 08:46 pm.

"Oh crap, I've got fline swu" — Paul McConachy

1 comment. Quoted by shoeshine on Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 09:15 pm.

"the fresh prince of ballet." — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Wednesday 29 April 2009 at 09:13 pm.

"I have to get up fifteen minutes early to get through the stuff on my floor." — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Monday 13 April 2009 at 03:57 am.

"If at first you don't succeed, try try try again... With another girl. " — Paul McConachy

2 comments. Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 March 2009 at 07:50 pm.

"What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Tuesday 24 February 2009 at 06:24 pm.

"She was bugly" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 09:47 pm.

"Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt
You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:32 pm.

"Sweet, sweet, webcam love." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:29 pm.

"And a cardboard cut-out lady" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:29 pm.

"We could all put our beds in that room and use the rest as a flipping orgy." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:24 pm.

"We should subdivide the garage and have some israelis in there." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:22 pm.

"Yeah, they'll be above 18 though, no worries." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:20 pm.

"I borrowed your bikini" — Paul McConachy

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:19 pm.

"It works alot better when you wear a G-String" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by shoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:17 pm.

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