"That's how he greets you, he hugs you from behind." — jimbobaleena

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:54 pm.

"If you were a horse, would you ride a horse?" — Lady Jo

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Nyasha "I have a beautiful mind."
Michael "Yea just no-one's seen it yet"
— jimbobaleena

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"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

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"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 01:20 pm.

To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:33 pm.

"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:28 pm.

"Pizza isn't food." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 04:26 pm.

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bebe gun." — writteninr3d

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 04 February 2012 at 10:45 pm.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:50 pm.