"Click the square circle" — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 21 December 2010 at 09:02 pm.

"I'm just 100% unsure ay..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 December 2010 at 11:27 pm.

"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 November 2010 at 04:15 pm.

"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day
Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 28 September 2010 at 01:02 am.

"There are a lot of accurate syllables that people are full of today." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 19 September 2010 at 12:27 am.

"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 31 August 2010 at 11:03 pm.

"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 10:42 pm.

"I like bell curves." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 11:06 pm.

Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:49 pm.

"Josh: How do people make money these days?
Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 22 July 2010 at 10:41 pm.

"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again.
Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?"
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 10:24 pm.

"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 19 July 2010 at 09:26 pm.

"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 July 2010 at 03:19 pm.

"Yeah baby, take them clothes off!" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 June 2010 at 02:50 am.

"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am.

"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in my head" — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:02 am.

"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am.

"They're all pregnant, aren't they?" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 24 June 2010 at 10:01 am.

"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 21 June 2010 at 07:03 pm.

"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples?
Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?"
— shoeshine

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 19 June 2010 at 05:26 pm.

"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 18 June 2010 at 11:42 pm.

"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 15 June 2010 at 08:21 pm.

"It's ironic because it was comedy..." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 15 June 2010 at 12:01 am.

"On behalf of Keynes, Keynes would like to say thank you..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 14 June 2010 at 11:27 pm.

"And she's buying a staircase to heaven..." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 June 2010 at 11:57 pm.

"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 June 2010 at 11:55 pm.

"Do you guys have a bathroom?" — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 07 June 2010 at 04:34 pm.

"I love us." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 June 2010 at 07:35 pm.

"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Mel on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 08:24 pm.

Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?"
Josh "TOOL TIME!"
— tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 06:45 pm.

"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm.

"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 pm.

"It looks like part of the USA with a little baby elephant!" — Anthony McGrath

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 22 May 2010 at 02:49 pm.

"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 22 May 2010 at 02:32 am.

"(to Josh) One day we'll get married too, you know!" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 20 May 2010 at 05:51 pm.

"I don't think so Tim" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 17 May 2010 at 07:49 pm.

"Do you wanna get drunk with us?" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 16 May 2010 at 10:56 pm.

"I'm happy as an ox!" — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 14 May 2010 at 12:19 pm.

"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 11 May 2010 at 09:22 pm.

"Aw man, my phone's fixed!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 10 May 2010 at 07:59 pm.

"I've only smelt a few people." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 09 May 2010 at 07:50 pm.

"mmmmmmmmmmmm, chlorine's gooooood." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 08 May 2010 at 07:12 pm.

"(about MJ) they shouldn't have announced that he was dead. They should've just got someone to replace him..." — Keynes

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 04 May 2010 at 08:37 pm.

"You just fixed Jamiroquai." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 01 May 2010 at 02:08 pm.

"When I'm disappointed I stay happy for a long time." — Nick Dawbin

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 09:35 pm.

"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:23 pm.

"I just realised that there's strategy to this game if you think about it! (2 hours into the game)" — Nick Dawbin

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:22 pm.

"I have to steal from someone poor and helpless." — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:22 pm.

"(whilst watching a DVD) That's the first time I've seen a pregnant woman for this week ay" — Keynes

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 28 March 2010 at 12:00 am.

"Josh: Back to the Future?
Heston & Keynes: Yeeeeeeeah!"
— heston hawe

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 19 March 2010 at 08:58 pm.

"I'm happy to be the flat dickhead" — Tim Paton

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 March 2010 at 11:34 pm.

"Shoeshine: Egg. Time!
Tim: Weasel!"
— Tim Paton

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 March 2010 at 08:43 pm.

"Can I be Josh?" — Mel

4 comments. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Monday 15 March 2010 at 06:28 pm.

"Sellotape, Jesus, Sellotape" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 02:31 pm.

"(Whilst deciding where to invade in Risk) Overpopulation does not mean tourism shouldn't happen!!!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 03:27 am.

"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 01:44 am.

"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 12 March 2010 at 11:33 pm.

"I'll be back either before or after midnight" — Keynes

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 06 March 2010 at 08:25 pm.

" He who laughs first laughs last. " — heston hawe

1 comment. Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Tuesday 02 March 2010 at 08:37 pm.

"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively...
Josh: Pliable
Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains."
— shoeshine

6 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 01:12 am.

"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 March 2010 at 12:31 am.

Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!" — jimbobaleena

5 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 09:17 pm.

"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana." — Timit

6 comments. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 03:30 pm.

"I'm a guy as well" — Keynes

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 18 February 2010 at 11:54 am.

"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 14 December 2009 at 01:01 am.

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