Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."

Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 17 October 2009 at 12:02 pm UTC in 2KP.

"It's the church for hairy people" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 17 October 2009 at 11:49 am UTC in 2KP.

"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 12:51 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"You're not wearing undies are you?" — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 05:31 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Josh: So what happens next? Shoeshine: I take my clothes off" — shoeshine

7 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 02:45 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:17 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"I wanna go to a single girls cocktail night." — shoeshine

14 comments. Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 11:11 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet? Josh: Well you just meet them Shoeshine: But you don't!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:57 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Darkness is the absence of light. Boot is the absence of car." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by tommo39 on Saturday 29 August 2009 at 10:55 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"KFC is foul." — shoeshine

5 comments. Quoted by mattcom on Saturday 01 August 2009 at 08:59 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

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