"I cut my hair this morning and it keeps taking me by surprise." — shoeshine
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"Josh: What are you putting in your sandwiches? Shoeshine: Avocado and chili paste." — shoeshine
Mono - "If friends were a game, you would start out like tommo and work your way up..." Shoes - "Through the bronze age." — shoeshine
Shoeshine sings "he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands, ... I don't know where it goes from here" Josh: "he's got the whole world in his hands" — shoeshine
"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine
"Is it really 2 O Clock? Like, with zeros and everything?" — shoeshine
"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine
"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference." — shoeshine
No comments (yet). Quoted bytommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 12:02 pm UTC in The Legends of Magoh.
Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine
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"Josh: How do people make money these days? Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine
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"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again. Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
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"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine
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"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine
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"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine
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"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples? Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?" — shoeshine
"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine
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"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine
"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine
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"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine
"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine
"There are members of this group who are assholes." — shoeshine
"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine
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charleynz"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively... Josh: Pliable Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains." — shoeshine
"(in reference to Wellington Anniversary Day) is it a holiday on monday in wellington too?" — shoeshine
Mel"I should probably take my pants off again." — shoeshine
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"You can't have a heart to heart with clothes on!" — shoeshine
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"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine
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"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine
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"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine
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"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine
No comments (yet). Quoted byqwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 06:43 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.
"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine
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Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine
"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount? Shoeshine: That many." — shoeshine
"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine
Ben: "where's Paul?"
Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room." — shoeshine
Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."
Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off" — shoeshine
"(In reference to woolies across the road) It's like a pantry except outside, and you have to pay to get stuff out." — shoeshine
"Josh: So what happens next? Shoeshine: I take my clothes off" — shoeshine
"It's a precursor to the arm then..." — shoeshine
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"Shoeshine: How do you know people on the internet? Josh: Well you just meet them Shoeshine: But you don't!" — shoeshine
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"Darkness is the absence of light. Boot is the absence of car." — shoeshine
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mattcom"What are Daniel Collis' boxers doing in our hallway?" — shoeshine
"In contrast to that, don't worry too much about the future, cause it hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine
Shoeshine: "Josh"
Josh: "Yes?"
Shoeshine: "There is no donkey language"
Josh: "How do you know?"
Paul: "Yeah, how do you know?" — shoeshine
"oh, and there's a beach. And that's really cool, cause we like, live in Palmy, and there's no water" — shoeshine
"See the problem with conspiracy theories is they make everything so complicated, it's much simpler to just believe stuff." — shoeshine
Josh: "So Shoeshine, what do you think of Gisborne?"
Paul: "Hey, what do you think of this?" (camera turns to Paul's creation)
Shoeshine: "Hey, back to me! I'm important!" — shoeshine
Paul: "Anyway, I think you should get Shoeshine to do the funny thing"
Josh: "Shoeshine, do something funny"
Shoeshine: "Josh, take the seat" — shoeshine
Shirley: "How did you avoid getting into the alcohol and drugs then?"
Shoeshine: "We just didn't know the right people" — shoeshine
Ben: "To answer the original question, you can find happiness outside of alcohol and drugs"
Shoeshine: "What, and you can't find it in them?" — shoeshine
"What is this? Shakespearean lesbianism?" — shoeshine
No comments (yet). Quoted byshoeshine on Tuesday 24 February 2009 at 05:24 am UTC in Main Street Boys.
"Oy freakin' oy... listen listen... What the hell? - Matt You should be a rapper, 'Oy freakin oy listen listen what the hell.' - Daniel" — shoeshine
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"And a cardboard cut-out lady" — shoeshine
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