"Did you just spoon with your fork?" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:04 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I propose your face and your mum get punches" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:03 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"OI! (punches Mike) Ow!" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:02 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I'm not bisexual I'm bilingual." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarqwandor on Friday 01 January 2010 at 06:43 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 13 December 2009 at 12:01 pm UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Men are funny" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 22 November 2009 at 02:13 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine

4 comments. Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 02:30 am UTC in Misc.

"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount? Shoeshine: That many." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 13 November 2009 at 12:54 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Saturday 24 October 2009 at 01:11 am UTC in Misc.

Ben: "where's Paul?"

Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room." — shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 17 October 2009 at 12:05 pm UTC in 2KP.

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