"Aw, now I'm going to have to learn the alphabet." — Polly Dacre
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"I suppose if we went over it (Alaska) with a bag of flour... well maybe several bags of flour..." — vanTalerie
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"It's not an exorcism, it's a sandwich-press!" — Chris
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"Look at those tanned hunks over there." — Peter
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"His car makes a tinkly noise. He let me listen to it." — vanTalerie
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"I like a challenge where people hug me." — tommo39
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"Josh, you're perfect." — vanTalerie
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"We're all sexy because we're made..." — mirimiri
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"erererererer this is sexy." — mirimiri
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"I don't really like hairless cats." — Kirsten Meyer
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"Why would you want to start liking a fish?" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Val - We should do this, do you agree? Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see? Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head" — tommo39
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"We're all virgins here! Well..." — James Duxfield
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"(upon arriving at a Guy's Night) Where are the girls???" — Kelvin
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"He looks absolutely perfect..." — tommo39
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"I used to read books..." — mirimiri
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"I'm going to take a whiz. For an extended period of time." — Chris
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"Do we need to pray for entrees?" — James Duxfield
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"Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch." — Hannah Murphy
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"Have you never bounced around on your bum before?" — vanTalerie
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"Enough hugging!" — vanTalerie
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"Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!" — tommo39
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"Your tuft's getting quite long" — Kirsten Meyer
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"This is my body, deep fried for you..." — Chris
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"Did you guys take the car for a walk? " — PM H
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"Does that mean this is not a duck?" — Chris
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"Now I'm gonna drink myself silly" — James Duxfield
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"Thank you my father and my mother. Without them I wouldn't be here." — Kelvin
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"There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos" — James Duxfield
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"Do you guys have fresh vegetables in America?" — PM H
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"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39
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"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin
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"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin
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"Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono! Mono: YEAH!!!!" — Daniel Eggink
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"I control my brain with my mind" — mattcom
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"Josh: Yeah, hardout Mono: Word" — Daniel Eggink
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"You've got to open the door to see if it's closed" — Daniel Eggink
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On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous." — Daniel Eggink
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"Except I'm not Mono anymore, I'm now Stereo." — Daniel Eggink
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"If Jesus was a ninja..." — mattcom
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After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39
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"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount? Shoeshine: That many." — shoeshine
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"Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!" — tommo39
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"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39
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"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39
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"PM's quite maternal." — Jon Lee
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"PM would make a good house wife." — Jon Lee
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"For a moment I was really concerned that we were going to set this place on fire." — Kirsten Meyer
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"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39
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"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39
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"Josh: It's a density of the poo thing Val: No it's not, it's a... why are we discussing this?!" — vanTalerie
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"I love studying, I just hate the actual work" — vanTalerie
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"I'm more spacious in the morning!" — vanTalerie
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"Thanh, do you want Hannah's skin?" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Someone needs to cook Josh" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Stop trying to marry me off with statistics!" — vanTalerie
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"Josh: How much are you supposed to flirt with someone when you're talking to them on facebook? Val: A decent amount" — vanTalerie
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"It's Talking About Josh time!" — tommo39
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I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39
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"I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing" — vanTalerie
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"Josh, where's the house?!" — vanTalerie
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"I wanna have a baby panda!" — PM H
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"No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?" — Timit
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"It's like a russian doll situation" — Josh Irving
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"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39
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Ben: "where's Paul?"
Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room." — shoeshine2 comments. Quoted by
"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39
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Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."
Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off" — shoeshine2 comments. Quoted by
"It's the church for hairy people" — shoeshine
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"This is like diabetes in a bowl." — Hannah Gao
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"Ooh. I love you Peter." — Kelvin
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"It's almost as if tomorrow never happened!" — Kirsten Meyer
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"I hate being blind - you can't see anything." — Nick Dawbin
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"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39
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"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose
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"Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple" — tommo39
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"I didn't even realise there was an 8 O Clock AM" — Nick Dawbin
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"You can bleed for a long time" — tommo39
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"I wish I was a cow" — Josh Irving
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"Zombies are much cooler than non-Christians" — vanTalerie
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Kirsten: "They were like a perfect family." Aaron: "Perfect?" Kirsten: "Well, they're from the US." — Kirsten Meyer
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"I think I almost have a stomach like a boy" — PM H
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"(enters) Hello, my children! (leaves)" — vanTalerie
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"You can't be judge, jury, executioner and Jesus!" — Nick Dawbin
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Nathan: "How is CU going?" Kirsten: "It great 'cause there are ... quite a few boys. Not enough yet, but..." — Kirsten Meyer
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"Do I look like a muslim?" — PM H
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"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39
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"Josh: I want a sleeping bag with sleeves.
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"(to Josh), did you sleep at all last night J.A.?" — PM H
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"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39
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"I'm an epic kind of person" — tommo39
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"Kirsten's an equally viable charity" — vanTalerie
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"I pictured meat with a much deeper voice than that" — Kirsten Meyer
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"No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face." — James Duxfield
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"I love your nice big mugs!" — Mel
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"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39
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"This is years in cardland" — Sarah Larsen
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"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39
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"I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen" — Mel
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"Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam." — James Duxfield
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"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39
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"Life is like a bag of cornflakes..." — Clinton Scott
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"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39
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"It'd be the equivalent of a hippie stoner apartment, but without the hippies or the stoners..." — Nick Dawbin
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"Yeah, it's good all ground music (referring to foreground and background music, Wandering Eye by Fat Freddy's Drop)" — Nick Dawbin
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"I feel like the blanket man, I don't have a warm house to come home to." — Jon Lee
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"There are some people who just never have fun" — Kirsten Meyer
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"I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon" — tommo39
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"It doesn't need to be accurate, I am Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha!" — Nick Dawbin
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"Next week, on 40 Hours With Josh..." — Kirsten Meyer
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"All meaning comes from Nick" — tommo39
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"I don't know. How tall are catholics?" — tommo39
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"I understand less than I speak" — tommo39
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"It's survival of the fattest!" — Natalie
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"So wait, I'm just a gondola away from achieving this! (rolling to and from work)" — Natalie
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"Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill" — tommo39
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"It's a Jesus potato." — vanTalerie
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"that was supposed to be a really humane rat trap! We don't have any tomatoes!" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Melody secreted eggs in here..." — Kirsten Meyer
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"Karen, what kind of Asian are you?" — Natalie
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"Ok, how do you know my nun?" — Natalie
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"Yes, yes, I'm aware of Jesus" — Natalie
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"Josh, you keep shedding food." — vanTalerie
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"That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos" — tommo39
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"Do you want to go cat hunting?" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Why does my name look so catholic?" — Jon Lee
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"That's what you have nose hairs for. So they can filter out the ghosts so that they don't filter in and change your personality" — Kirsten Meyer
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"So pour your drink over your hands!" — qwandor
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"Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one" — Kirsten Meyer
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"I can't remember what dipsticks usually look like" — PM H
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(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally? — Kirsten Meyer
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"you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Well, can you catch AIDS from earwax?" — PM H
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"Is there a God?" — Kirsten Meyer
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"Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome." — tommo39
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(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer
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"I think Irish people are tasty." — Peter
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"The older I get, the more I want to elope." — Ruth Lum
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"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39
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(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39
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"I'd like to go to a nudist beach. ... I would!" — Peter
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"Where would you find knitting recipes?" — Peter
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"Me and my Māori boyfriends used to knit." — James Duxfield
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"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days. I'll have to shave them before I brush them." — Peter
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"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield
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"I'm so over being a man." — Peter
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Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?" Peter: "It's like a tea-towel." ... Josiah: "Do you mean an apron? ... It must be something to do with Peter's head." — Peter
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(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter
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Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her." Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?" Ruth: "It was given to me!" — Jose
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(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.) "Is that what electricity looks like? ... I don't know, I don't do science." — Peter
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"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose
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Peter: "Are you actually blonde?" Ruth: "I've got blonde roots." Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?" — Peter
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Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..." Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there." — Jose
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Peter: "I hate bringing my work home." Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage." — Jose
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(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up." — Peter
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(about a Valentines Day party) "I'm keen eh!" — Peter
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