"Aw, now I'm going to have to learn the alphabet." — Polly Dacre

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Nimmo on Friday 23 April 2010 at 01:18 pm.

"I suppose if we went over it (Alaska) with a bag of flour... well maybe several bags of flour..." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 15 February 2010 at 01:30 pm.

"It's not an exorcism, it's a sandwich-press!" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Thursday 21 January 2010 at 02:44 am.

"Look at those tanned hunks over there." — Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 20 January 2010 at 09:26 pm.

"His car makes a tinkly noise. He let me listen to it." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 07:43 pm.

"Why is it Monday?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 07:43 pm.

"I like a challenge where people hug me." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:38 pm.

"Josh, you're perfect." — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:33 pm.

"We're all sexy because we're made..." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 11:18 pm.

"erererererer this is sexy." — mirimiri

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 11:16 pm.

"I don't really like hairless cats." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 07:33 pm.

"Why would you want to start liking a fish?" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 07 January 2010 at 07:32 pm.

"Val - We should do this, do you agree?
Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see?
Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed
Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head"
— tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 20 December 2009 at 01:15 am.

"We're all virgins here! Well..." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 12:31 am.

"(upon arriving at a Guy's Night) Where are the girls???" — Kelvin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 13 December 2009 at 03:33 am.

"He looks absolutely perfect..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 10:04 pm.

"I used to read books..." — mirimiri

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 08:48 pm.

"I'm going to take a whiz. For an extended period of time." — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 December 2009 at 10:47 pm.

"Do we need to pray for entrees?" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 08 December 2009 at 08:58 pm.

"Yeah I think I have $10. It's just got to get me to Christchurch." — Hannah Murphy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 04 December 2009 at 10:15 am.

"Have you never bounced around on your bum before?" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 04 December 2009 at 09:58 am.

"Enough hugging!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 December 2009 at 09:28 pm.

"Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 03 December 2009 at 10:11 am.

"Your tuft's getting quite long" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 30 November 2009 at 08:29 pm.

"This is my body, deep fried for you..." — Chris

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 27 November 2009 at 09:29 pm.

"Did you guys take the car for a walk? " — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 27 November 2009 at 07:48 pm.

"Does that mean this is not a duck?" — Chris

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 26 November 2009 at 01:25 pm.

"Now I'm gonna drink myself silly" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 25 November 2009 at 11:50 pm.

"Thank you my father and my mother. Without them I wouldn't be here." — Kelvin

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 24 November 2009 at 10:22 pm.

"There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos" — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 24 November 2009 at 10:22 pm.

"Do you guys have fresh vegetables in America?" — PM H

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 23 November 2009 at 08:44 pm.

"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar shoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 03:47 pm.

"I'm gonna see if any hot chicks want lunch. I hear they eat" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 20 November 2009 at 01:21 pm.

"I think that's the first time I've ever spent five hours in a bath tub" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 18 November 2009 at 02:52 am.

"Josh: We've got a formula for burger satisfaction Mono!
Mono: YEAH!!!!"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 11:14 am.

"I love us" — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:57 am.

"I control my brain with my mind" — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:57 am.

"Josh: Yeah, hardout
Mono: Word"
— Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 08:23 am.

"You've got to open the door to see if it's closed" — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 08:18 am.

On putting a V8 in a Prius: "Well it wouldn't be a Prius anymore, would it? It'd be a Previous." — Daniel Eggink

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 06:03 pm.

"Except I'm not Mono anymore, I'm now Stereo." — Daniel Eggink

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 06:00 pm.

"If Jesus was a ninja..." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 03:35 pm.

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar charleynz on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 10:16 am.

"Matt: How many of these make a certain amount?
Shoeshine: That many."
— shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:54 am.

"Matt: Where do the monsters live?
Josh: in the e!"
— tommo39

8 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am.

"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 01:36 am.

"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:26 pm.

"PM's quite maternal." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:25 pm.

"PM would make a good house wife." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:23 pm.

"For a moment I was really concerned that we were going to set this place on fire." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Jose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 04:22 pm.

"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 10:03 pm.

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 07:52 pm.

"Josh: It's a density of the poo thing
Val: No it's not, it's a... why are we discussing this?!"
— vanTalerie

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 November 2009 at 12:16 am.

"I love studying, I just hate the actual work" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 05 November 2009 at 12:08 am.

"I'm more spacious in the morning!" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vanTalerie on Wednesday 04 November 2009 at 07:19 am.

"Thanh, do you want Hannah's skin?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:29 pm.

"Someone needs to cook Josh" — Kirsten Meyer

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 07:29 pm.

"Stop trying to marry me off with statistics!" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 01:35 am.

"Josh: How much are you supposed to flirt with someone when you're talking to them on facebook?
Val: A decent amount"
— vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:29 am.

"It's Talking About Josh time!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:22 am.

I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:19 am.

"I understand hope is an insane and terrible thing" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 03 November 2009 at 12:12 am.

"Josh, where's the house?!" — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 31 October 2009 at 11:50 pm.

"I wanna have a baby panda!" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 30 October 2009 at 12:35 pm.

"No one's gonna need the bathroom any time soon are they?" — Timit

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 23 October 2009 at 07:05 pm.

"It's like a russian doll situation" — Josh Irving

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 11:08 pm.

"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 11:07 pm.

Ben: "where's Paul?"

Shoeshine: "He's dancing naked in the other room."
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:05 am.

"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:03 am.

Josh: "Paul, this is a mixed flat. The girls will be up before you in the morning and they'll go into that room and they will think you're sleeping in here."

Shoeshine: "So take all your clothes off"
— shoeshine

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 01:02 am.

"It's the church for hairy people" — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 18 October 2009 at 12:49 am.

"This is like diabetes in a bowl." — Hannah Gao

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 13 October 2009 at 10:32 pm.

"Ooh. I love you Peter." — Kelvin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 12 October 2009 at 10:20 pm.

"It's almost as if tomorrow never happened!" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 11 October 2009 at 01:20 pm.

"I hate being blind - you can't see anything." — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:40 pm.

"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:37 pm.

"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:33 pm.

"Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:18 pm.

"I didn't even realise there was an 8 O Clock AM" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:08 pm.

"You can bleed for a long time" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 09 September 2009 at 01:06 am.

"I wish I was a cow" — Josh Irving

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 06 September 2009 at 09:48 pm.

"Zombies are much cooler than non-Christians" — vanTalerie

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 02 September 2009 at 08:12 pm.

Kirsten: "They were like a perfect family."
Aaron: "Perfect?"
Kirsten: "Well, they're from the US."
— Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 16 August 2009 at 08:55 am.

"I think I almost have a stomach like a boy" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 17 July 2009 at 06:21 pm.

"(enters) Hello, my children! (leaves)" — vanTalerie

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 July 2009 at 02:49 pm.

"You can't be judge, jury, executioner and Jesus!" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 10 July 2009 at 02:48 pm.

Nathan: "How is CU going?"
Kirsten: "It great 'cause there are ... quite a few boys. Not enough yet, but..."
— Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 07 July 2009 at 10:31 pm.

"Do I look like a muslim?" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 29 June 2009 at 11:29 am.

"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 26 June 2009 at 04:29 pm.

"Josh: I want a sleeping bag with sleeves.

PM: It'd be a sleeping suit!"
— PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 20 June 2009 at 10:51 pm.

"(to Josh), did you sleep at all last night J.A.?" — PM H

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 08:52 pm.

"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am.

"I'm an epic kind of person" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:39 am.

"Kirsten's an equally viable charity" — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:38 am.

"I pictured meat with a much deeper voice than that" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:38 am.

"No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:37 am.

"I love your nice big mugs!" — Mel

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:36 am.

"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:35 am.

"This is years in cardland" — Sarah Larsen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:34 am.

"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:34 am.

"I'm actually quite violent around the kitchen" — Mel

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Wednesday 17 June 2009 at 04:33 am.

"Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 10:35 pm.

"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 13 June 2009 at 04:59 am.

"Life is like a bag of cornflakes..." — Clinton Scott

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Thursday 11 June 2009 at 08:18 pm.

"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39

5 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 07:37 pm.

"It'd be the equivalent of a hippie stoner apartment, but without the hippies or the stoners..." — Nick Dawbin

4 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 06:27 pm.

"Yeah, it's good all ground music (referring to foreground and background music, Wandering Eye by Fat Freddy's Drop)" — Nick Dawbin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 06:24 pm.

"I feel like the blanket man, I don't have a warm house to come home to." — Jon Lee

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 03:54 pm.

"There are some people who just never have fun" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Monday 25 May 2009 at 08:15 pm.

"I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 24 May 2009 at 02:56 pm.

"It doesn't need to be accurate, I am Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha!" — Nick Dawbin

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:47 pm.

"Next week, on 40 Hours With Josh..." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:12 am.

"All meaning comes from Nick" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am.

"I don't know. How tall are catholics?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am.

"I understand less than I speak" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:11 am.

"It's survival of the fattest!" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:10 am.

"So wait, I'm just a gondola away from achieving this! (rolling to and from work)" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:10 am.

"Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:09 am.

"It's a Jesus potato." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:07 am.

"that was supposed to be a really humane rat trap! We don't have any tomatoes!" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:07 am.

"Melody secreted eggs in here..." — Kirsten Meyer

3 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:06 am.

"Karen, what kind of Asian are you?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:04 am.

"Ok, how do you know my nun?" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:04 am.

"Yes, yes, I'm aware of Jesus" — Natalie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:03 am.

"Josh, you keep shedding food." — vanTalerie

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Tuesday 12 May 2009 at 03:02 am.

"That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:26 pm.

"Do you want to go cat hunting?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:19 pm.

"Why does my name look so catholic?" — Jon Lee

1 comment. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:15 pm.

"That's what you have nose hairs for. So they can filter out the ghosts so that they don't filter in and change your personality" — Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:14 pm.

"So pour your drink over your hands!" — qwandor

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:07 pm.

"Do you want a fingerless glove? I'd be happy to relinquish one" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:00 pm.

"I can't remember what dipsticks usually look like" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Friday 08 May 2009 at 05:47 pm.

(Over dinner) "did you know that some people take methamphetamine anally? — Kirsten Meyer

2 comments. Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 10:33 pm.

"you mean making soup starting with just pea peas?" — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar tommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 10:33 pm.

"Well, can you catch AIDS from earwax?" — PM H

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 11:03 pm.

"Is there a God?" — Kirsten Meyer

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 02:44 pm.

"Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome." — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 18 February 2009 at 11:23 am.

(talking about the space inside one of the bench seats in our dining room) "You could put babies in there." — Kirsten Meyer

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 February 2009 at 09:45 pm.

"I think Irish people are tasty." — Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 25 January 2009 at 05:18 pm.

"The older I get, the more I want to elope." — Ruth Lum

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:46 am.

"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:45 am.

(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:44 am.

"I'd like to go to a nudist beach.
...
I would!"
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:42 am.

"Where would you find knitting recipes?" — Peter

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:41 am.

"Me and my Māori boyfriends used to knit." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:40 am.

"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days.
I'll have to shave them before I brush them."
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:39 am.

"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:39 am.

"I'm so over being a man." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:37 am.

Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?"
Peter: "It's like a tea-towel."
...
Josiah: "Do you mean an apron?
...
It must be something to do with Peter's head."
— Peter

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:37 am.

(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:36 am.

Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her."
Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?"
Ruth: "It was given to me!"
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:35 am.

(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.)
"Is that what electricity looks like?
...
I don't know, I don't do science."
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:33 am.

"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:32 am.

Peter: "Are you actually blonde?"
Ruth: "I've got blonde roots."
Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?"
— Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:32 am.

Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..."
Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:31 am.

Peter: "I hate bringing my work home."
Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage."
— Jose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:30 am.

(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up." — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:28 am.

(about a Valentines Day party) "I'm keen eh!" — Peter

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 24 January 2009 at 12:28 am.

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