"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Saturday 09 April 2011 at 01:25 am.

via text in response to sport:
"Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent"
— Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 01:10 pm.

"I'm sticky" — Clare Lenihan

1 comment. Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:58 pm.

"I have a sheep on my desktop because I'm baaaaaaad" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Friday 16 October 2009 at 09:57 pm.

Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?"
lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?"
Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?"
— stephen

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 16 October 2009 at 12:53 pm.

"(2 days before honours is due) I should put my results in ..." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 14 October 2009 at 10:03 pm.

"It looked hilarious when he went down there" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:23 pm.

"If you were down there, I wouldn't go down there" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:22 pm.

Everytime somebody writes "psuedocode" in their report, they must replace it with make-believe code — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Monday 12 October 2009 at 08:14 pm.

"You guys are mental you know that? You're going to come out of this place needing to go to an asylum." — David Pearce

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 05:09 pm.

"Its better with 3 you know vipul..." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:39 pm.

"Hows the feather warcast looking?" — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:37 pm.

"Who's an idiot, I'm an idiot" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:37 pm.

"Playing with your opposite hand makes you feel like a poof" — richard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar hugh on Tuesday 06 October 2009 at 02:36 pm.

"(To Hugh) It's your taste in Stephen's jazz" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 01 October 2009 at 04:49 pm.

"You know Carlton isn't the smartest knife in the drawer" — hugh

2 comments. Quoted by avatar vipul on Tuesday 22 September 2009 at 12:50 pm.

"I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Thursday 25 June 2009 at 02:47 pm.

"Stephen, I have something hard in my hand." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar stephen on Wednesday 03 June 2009 at 08:35 pm.

"Happy, happy, crit, dead" — Paley Li

1 comment. Quoted by avatar stephen on Wednesday 22 April 2009 at 01:51 pm.

"Vipul, why are you wearing clothes?" — Ian Welsh

1 comment. Quoted by avatar Aly on Tuesday 07 April 2009 at 02:08 pm.

Neil: "Alli told me you broke your tool."
Stephen: "It didn't break, it just didn't fit properly."
— stephen

2 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 05:37 pm.

"Sorry Andrew, I'm creepy." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 05:06 pm.

"What is the thing which you can't see? They were showing it off in the demos." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 12:03 pm.

"Stephen: I could get out my iPod shuffle. Vipul: And do what? Stephen: Sniff it!" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 25 March 2009 at 11:09 am.

"Have you tried plastic fork?" — memphis-stereo

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Sunday 22 March 2009 at 08:05 pm.

"You guys are nasty ... but I like it!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 18 March 2009 at 11:52 pm.

"There were first years. And then there was food." — Melanie Nelson

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 16 March 2009 at 06:50 pm.

"I've come up with a cunning plan. It's cunning in its cunningness. I'm using aspects to weave my reporting into my aspects." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 11 March 2009 at 02:09 pm.

"Maybe you have dirty contacts?" — qwandor

3 comments. Quoted by avatar stephen on Tuesday 10 March 2009 at 11:42 am.

"I just want to do something. Without doing anything. You know what I mean." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 March 2009 at 02:55 pm.

"Stephen's a closet bassoon player." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 March 2009 at 11:42 am.

"What number is... 2?" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 20 February 2009 at 05:07 pm.

"Stephen's not here, so I can't drive him up the wall." — Alex Potanin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 16 February 2009 at 04:36 pm.

"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 13 February 2009 at 12:12 pm.

"I like to make my brother walk off cliffs." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 11 February 2009 at 01:39 pm.

"I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar vipul on Wednesday 04 February 2009 at 07:38 pm.

"I could sing for walnuts." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 04 February 2009 at 03:26 pm.

(about African children) "They're expensive now. $1.50." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 01:00 pm.

"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 12:57 pm.

"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey

3 comments. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 03 February 2009 at 12:06 pm.

"You're white right? I keep forgetting." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 02 February 2009 at 02:40 pm.

"I was formal. Until I got soaked in beer." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Friday 30 January 2009 at 03:02 pm.

"and right now I really have to dash, currently I am inside a mental hospital.
...
Repairing their computer."
— Comradepara

1 comment. Quoted by avatar qwandor on Wednesday 28 January 2009 at 11:16 pm.

"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 27 January 2009 at 02:44 pm.

Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?"
Alex: "We'll have to find out."
— Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Tuesday 27 January 2009 at 01:49 pm.

"You've got to chuck out the black ones." — Alex Holkner

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar qwandor on Monday 26 January 2009 at 02:40 pm.

"(to Neil) Are you free tonight? ... late, tonight?" — Clinton Scott

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 16 January 2009 at 02:41 pm.

"(to Hugh) Don't make me... don't get water on me." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 14 January 2009 at 01:52 pm.

"It's so much better when its unplanned." — Michael Mudge

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 19 December 2008 at 12:47 pm.

"I've just been invited to hug that Jew." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 16 December 2008 at 02:15 pm.

"Vipul: I do have a secret stash of spoons and forks. Stephen: You could use it to make a fork bomb!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 15 December 2008 at 02:23 pm.

"You guys are filthy and I want it anyway." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 12 December 2008 at 11:43 pm.

"My naked offer stands for you too, Stephen." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 11 December 2008 at 02:43 pm.

"We waxed one of my mates for fun, on a ski trip." — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 10 December 2008 at 02:12 pm.

"Hugh: I've been doing it by myself for years. Neil: That's what she said." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 10 December 2008 at 01:46 pm.

"Did someone satisfy you? With nuts?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 08 December 2008 at 11:11 am.

"I like to wear speedos." — hugh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 05 December 2008 at 01:04 pm.

"I've seen bigger!" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:55 am.

"I don't know why it got so big." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:32 am.

"I don't know how it got so big." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 28 November 2008 at 11:32 am.

"Needs more probing!!!!" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 26 November 2008 at 03:32 pm.

"Why can't I be shallow for four years?" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 25 November 2008 at 01:05 pm.

"I'm seldom hot." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 21 November 2008 at 05:21 pm.

"Took me four tries to find the right entrance." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 11 November 2008 at 06:02 pm.

"Doors are for losers, real men use windows!" — Comradepara

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Saturday 08 November 2008 at 02:14 pm.

"I am going to have a terminal party, no-one shall survive." — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 05 November 2008 at 04:17 pm.

"I'd be a good looking women." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 01:02 pm.

"Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:51 pm.

"I don't know if he's black or not." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:50 pm.

"I love Tim in little doses." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:37 pm.

"Was this a women, or an animal?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 31 October 2008 at 12:34 pm.

"Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 29 October 2008 at 01:22 pm.

"Mina: Hey, wanna rape me down an alley? Kyle: Not me!" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 29 October 2008 at 01:13 pm.

"Hey, wanna rape me down an alley?" — Mina Al-Khudairy

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 28 October 2008 at 04:07 pm.

"I want to be mindless and without future." — Dmitri Koudrin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Saturday 25 October 2008 at 01:41 pm.

"If you don't punch a monkey, you're a traitor to your species." — Stuart Marshall

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 23 October 2008 at 03:27 pm.

"I've been threatened with an apple before..." — Peter Komisarczuk

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 20 October 2008 at 04:17 pm.

"It's kinda scary when it pops out in front of you." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 17 October 2008 at 11:55 am.

"I can't be fucked!" — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 15 October 2008 at 04:49 pm.

"Put the appendix in the body." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 13 October 2008 at 12:59 am.

"I need Vipul, and a dog." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 12 October 2008 at 04:55 pm.

"I'll be back, with a knife." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 12 October 2008 at 03:07 pm.

"I saw the goats, they're sexy goats, I'll give you that much." — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 06 October 2008 at 04:39 pm.

"Wanna Nail?" — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 06 October 2008 at 12:39 pm.

"Kyle: I think me and Kris should be together. Kris: What colour are your balls?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 03 October 2008 at 01:30 pm.

"Andrew pleased Alex yesterday, and I was wondering how I could do it." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 01 October 2008 at 12:07 pm.

"I wish I could please Alex." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Tuesday 30 September 2008 at 04:18 pm.

"I have a very sad and lonely life." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 29 September 2008 at 10:21 pm.

"It's not gay if the balls don't touch." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 26 September 2008 at 12:13 pm.

"I wouldn't wait, I'd just go kill people in real life." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 04:38 pm.

"Paley: Both ways seem really tight. Cat: That's what she said." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 03:59 pm.

"It has to travel up dick." — databmoose

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Thursday 25 September 2008 at 03:51 pm.

"40, 3, what's the difference." — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 24 September 2008 at 11:59 am.

"I lost 4, that's more than half of 5." — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 24 September 2008 at 11:58 am.

"I love this girl. I think she's affection. I can't get it off." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Sunday 21 September 2008 at 01:05 am.

"This long is too long, why is it too long?" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Friday 19 September 2008 at 11:50 am.

"I just said it was dead, I didn't say it wasn't alive." — Jessica Campbell

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 17 September 2008 at 06:28 pm.

"You guys are obsessed with Snickers, seriously." — superspring

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Wednesday 17 September 2008 at 05:00 pm.

"I ain't a bath tub." — Dmitri Koudrin

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-stereo on Monday 15 September 2008 at 05:52 pm.

"What can I say, I can't hang onto the nipple." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I have a lot of trouble taking out hunks." — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"This is orgy programming! Everyone is just sticking in whatever they want!" — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I can't do it with something this floppy." — Blaise Drinkwater

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"You don't fix your baby unless you don't want grandkids." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Can we have a toilet break?" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Everyone! Stand on the condom!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"It's really hard to see when it gets dark. It's really annoying." — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Go grind yourself." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Have fun with the kitty." — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"My bower is bigger!" — Paley Li

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I got to play with his wee." — Ryan Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was too busy chewing on my nuts." — Seby Kruger

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"No drink, No dildo." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex." — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I shouldnt have done what I did with the kitty." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"He's the kind of guy who would have an eight way." — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Do you want to take him with you?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Four on four action!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I ate a sausage every hour." — Jonathan Bartlett

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"What are they called again? Adjectives?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Lets get my stuff and go home together." — Constantine Dymnikov

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Can't get it up!" — Kyle Chard

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"I was looking for STDs." — Luke McCrohon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 01 January 2008 at 01:00 pm.

"Nipple Him" — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I can go up, right, left and down" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Do you want to feel it?" — Rose Miao

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"We should go sleep with her" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 12 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"I was trying to get it up but i couldnt find the sticky stuff" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 11 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Feel mine and feel his" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 08 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"The age old problem - Where do i stick it?" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Saturday 06 October 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"I am a triangle" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 27 September 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I talked to her on the phone on Monday and you wouldn't know she was blind at all" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 26 September 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I very seldom use undo. I don't make mistakes" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 03 September 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Pounding the Virgin slot" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 03 September 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I'm currently doing Vipul" — stephen

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 01 August 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I'd better work on this anal output" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 July 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Let's abstract this, cars are just moving walls" — Constantine Dymnikov

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Friday 08 June 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Portégé, it's like how you spell cabbage." — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 30 May 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I have a hole, oh noes" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 29 May 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Andrew, use a fork" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 24 May 2007 at 12:58 pm.

"And then we started Rasterbating" — vipul

1 comment. Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 24 May 2007 at 12:52 pm.

"There is no line 42 damnit!" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 23 May 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Think of us as your practice girlfriend" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Thursday 10 May 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I was there when Eddie exploded" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 08 May 2007 at 10:59 pm.

"Worst user interface ever... I think this tops the hell website(on stereo)" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Tuesday 08 May 2007 at 10:48 pm.

"Offer him sexual fevers" — Lingzi Zi

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Saturday 05 May 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"I feel like tearing off my clothes and going into battle" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Wednesday 04 April 2007 at 12:00 pm.

"Seriously, feel it, touch it, touch it" — vipul

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"It's like Bender porn" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Last time I left it too late, I almost screwed myself!" — Ben Bradshaw

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs" — Carlton Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Where's Ben's twat gone?" — Eddie Stanley

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Penetration tester's wet dream" — Andrew Childs

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"I hate people who use fractions, they should all be rounded up" — Luke McCrohon

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Opera has built-in G-String, doesn't it?”" — Matt Bonniface

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"I actually liked it harder" — Neil Ramsay

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Ow, my arse" — Sam Hegarty

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"Have you fingered me yet?" — Seby Kruger

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Monday 01 January 2007 at 01:00 pm.

"What?" — Matthew Kiernan

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

"Never google 'Latex Centerfold'" — Neil Bertram

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

"Polynomials are your friend!" — Rod Downey

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

"(while drunk) They expect you to pull things out of your ass, so get your hand in there and grab." — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

"When I saw Kim this morning, I was so excited I unzipped my pants!" — David Keane

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

"Neil [Leslie] has his finger in International Students" — Kim Chirnside

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar memphis-wiki on Sunday 01 January 2006 at 01:00 pm.

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