"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39
"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39
"It looks like part of the USA with a little baby elephant!" — Anthony McGrath
"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine
"(to Josh) One day we'll get married too, you know!" — Keynes