"Click the square circle" — shoeshine
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"I'm just 100% unsure ay..." — Keynes
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"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39
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"Josh: Clothes are kind of important when you're going away for more than one day Shoeshine: Well not really. You could just pretend you're at a nudist conference." — shoeshine
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"There are a lot of accurate syllables that people are full of today." — mattcom
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"I'm gonna be a vegetarian one day (as he walks into the lounge with a lamb steak sandwich in his hand...)" — Chris
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"Tomorrow hasn't happened yet." — shoeshine
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"I like bell curves." — shoeshine
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Shoeshine didn't say, but was going to say: "One minute in heaven is better than two minutes in heaven." — shoeshine
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"Josh: How do people make money these days? Shoesies: Same way they've always made money: Guns and banks." — shoeshine
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"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again. Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
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"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine
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"We can be a boys flat by farting..." — shoeshine
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"Yeah baby, take them clothes off!" — Keynes
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"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39
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"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in my head" — Daniel Eggink
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"First dates should be txt only." — shoeshine
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"They're all pregnant, aren't they?" — Daniel Eggink
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"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39
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"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples? Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?" — shoeshine
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"You need to make your hand look more like a hand." — shoeshine
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"(talking about Miri) She's like a little secret creeping girl!" — shoeshine
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"It's ironic because it was comedy..." — Chris
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"On behalf of Keynes, Keynes would like to say thank you..." — Keynes
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"And she's buying a staircase to heaven..." — Chris
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"(referring to a Mac Mini) It's like a Big Mac, only smaller!" — shoeshine
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"Do you guys have a bathroom?" — Hannah Murphy
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"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39
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Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?" Josh "TOOL TIME!" — tommo39
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"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39
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"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39
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"It looks like part of the USA with a little baby elephant!" — Anthony McGrath
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"Hey everybody, look at me! (simulates taking shirt off)" — shoeshine
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"(to Josh) One day we'll get married too, you know!" — Keynes
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"I don't think so Tim" — tommo39
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"Do you wanna get drunk with us?" — Chris
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"I'm happy as an ox!" — Keynes
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"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39
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"Aw man, my phone's fixed!" — tommo39
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"I've only smelt a few people." — shoeshine
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"mmmmmmmmmmmm, chlorine's gooooood." — Keynes
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"(about MJ) they shouldn't have announced that he was dead. They should've just got someone to replace him..." — Keynes
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"You just fixed Jamiroquai." — shoeshine
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"When I'm disappointed I stay happy for a long time." — Nick Dawbin
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"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39
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"I just realised that there's strategy to this game if you think about it! (2 hours into the game)" — Nick Dawbin
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"I have to steal from someone poor and helpless." — Nick Dawbin
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"(whilst watching a DVD) That's the first time I've seen a pregnant woman for this week ay" — Keynes
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"Josh: Back to the Future? Heston & Keynes: Yeeeeeeeah!" — heston hawe
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"I'm happy to be the flat dickhead" — Tim Paton
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"Shoeshine: Egg. Time! Tim: Weasel!" — Tim Paton
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4 comments. Quoted byshoeshine on Monday 15 March 2010 at 05:28 am UTC.
"Sellotape, Jesus, Sellotape" — tommo39
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"(Whilst deciding where to invade in Risk) Overpopulation does not mean tourism shouldn't happen!!!" — vanTalerie
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"I think Japan looks a bit like New Zealand if it got mauled by a raging bear" — shoeshine
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"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39
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"I'll be back either before or after midnight" — Keynes
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" He who laughs first laughs last. " — heston hawe
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"Shoeshine: Girls' hearts are relatively... Josh: Pliable Shoeshine: Yes. Easier than their brains." — shoeshine
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"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39
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Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!" — jimbobaleena
5 comments. Quoted byjimbobaleena on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 08:17 am UTC.
"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana." — Timit
6 comments. Quoted bycharleynz on Sunday 21 February 2010 at 02:30 am UTC.
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"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine
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