"Josh: Jono's the man, I hope he gets in as mayor again. Shoesies: What, so he's not on the worship team again?" — shoeshine
"(About MJ accidentally inventing the moonwalk): I was just trying to walk forwards!!!" — shoeshine
"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in my head" — Daniel Eggink
"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39
"Josh: Are those nipples or really big pimples? Shoesies: What, the ones on his shoulders?" — shoeshine