"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39
Antz making mating calls, dogs start barking, "Look, someone's answering!" — jimbobaleena
"If we use methamphetamine, we may as well use marijuana." — Timit
"The flat should not have: nasty, claw-out-your-eyes wallpaper or carpet. except as a feature." — shoeshine