"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39
Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine
"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39
"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine
(about a boy competing in the Speedcubing championships) "I want to put him in a box and take him home." — PM H
"Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips." — tommo39
"You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth" — Carlton Downey