"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39
"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine
"But if I assume the foetal position, which actually ironically has nothing to do with feet..." — Daniel Eggink
"@ hotmail and/or gmail, but the and/or's not part of the address" — Daniel Eggink
"(looking at the textbook shelf) Where are the cool books?!" — Daniel Eggink