Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before." — tommo39
"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!" — tommo39
To matt, regarding dan: "You have raised a violent child!" — jimbobaleena
"I was sneaking up on them Thi, really I was, but you dispatched them too quickly! (note - Thi wasn't present)" — Chris