"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39
"Hello, Daniel's phone, Daniel speaking, but a different one." — shoeshine
"But if I assume the foetal position, which actually ironically has nothing to do with feet..." — Daniel Eggink
"@ hotmail and/or gmail, but the and/or's not part of the address" — Daniel Eggink
"(looking at the textbook shelf) Where are the cool books?!" — Daniel Eggink
"There are members of this group who are assholes." — shoeshine
"Eric: It's lovely up here, you're not far from home and you've still got... Layne: 3G. Eric: I was going to say mountains and hills, but whatever." — Layne PermaneoNomen
Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before." — tommo39
"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!" — tommo39
To matt, regarding dan: "You have raised a violent child!" — jimbobaleena
"I was sneaking up on them Thi, really I was, but you dispatched them too quickly! (note - Thi wasn't present)" — Chris
"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39
Tommo: "I'm looking at the man in the mirror" shoeshine: "Except she's a woman" — shoeshine
"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39
"Being dead for a year doesn't make you not age." — shoeshine
(about a boy competing in the Speedcubing championships) "I want to put him in a box and take him home." — PM H
"Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips." — tommo39
"You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth" — Carlton Downey