"You'll probably get in there and find it's all tampons." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:24 am UTC in iVan.

"Now everybody's doing shots of my pasta sauce!" — Chris Andreae

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarqwandor on Friday 08 April 2011 at 01:25 pm UTC in Memphis.

"(regarding herbs) It's like hundreds and thousands, but for meat." — shoeshine

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 06 April 2011 at 07:21 am UTC in Pemberley.

Andrew, reading a sign at the Auckland Domain: "Lovers' walk, to duck pond" Simon: "That is a rather suggestive sign." Hannah: "Ducks just poo everywhere." Andrew: "So do babies." — qwandor

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarqwandor on Monday 04 April 2011 at 12:17 am UTC in TSCF.

"No, it's my period because the wall of my uterus burst." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 02 April 2011 at 04:22 am UTC in llwydni.

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