"(to Susan) Do you want to come and feel my chest?" — yomcat
simon_w"Is it really 2 O Clock? Like, with zeros and everything?" — shoeshine
tommo39"The thing with French is that even when they're angry they still sound like they're asking you out" — shoeshine
shoeshine"Simon: There was a very pregnant pause Tim: does that mean there was another pause? Simon: a menopause?" — simon_w