"I'm a beautiful butterfly" — Mark

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"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39

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"I'm the third person to use the toilet but the first one to use the toilet paper and the soap." — Melissa Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Sunday 17 April 2011 at 05:39 am UTC in iVan.

"He slobbered all over me and licked all the sweat off my chest." — Esther Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:32 am UTC in iVan.

"And then you'll get raped and we'll laugh" — Susan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 am UTC in iVan.

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