"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:10 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 19 May 2012 at 02:08 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Oh, i thought we were going to FREYBERG to start a fire!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 12 May 2012 at 10:39 pm in Jo and Mani's Housewarming.

Nyasha - "Do you know what Steve Jobs said about people say they can multitask?"
Jo - "They're lying?"
Nyasha - "Yes, and they are liars."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 03 May 2012 at 10:10 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??"
Nyasha - "Piccolo."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Wednesday 02 May 2012 at 12:01 am in Palmy Peeps.

"I smelt armpit." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Tuesday 01 May 2012 at 08:05 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 07:59 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Michael, Im not too shabby, am I?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar Lady Jo on Friday 27 April 2012 at 04:51 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 10:26 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws

4 comments. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Thursday 26 April 2012 at 08:20 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"Someone tried to grope me the other day." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 21 April 2012 at 08:59 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I have rocks, can I build a hotel?" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 March 2012 at 10:43 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 25 March 2012 at 01:20 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Oh no! The dog just farted, in my face!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:50 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws

1 comment. Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 14 January 2012 at 10:49 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Magneto, I adore you..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Sunday 01 January 2012 at 11:33 pm in Palmy Peeps.

"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:11 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Saturday 31 December 2011 at 12:00 am in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:57 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 11:45 pm in Mercury St Flat.

"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:52 pm in Laurel Place/ Surrey Cres Life Group.

Michael - "What's that smell?"
Nyasha - "Armpit."
— alanchimws

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatar jimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 07:51 pm in Palmy Peeps.