"No more buying guitars." (Nek Minnit, in Rockshop...) "Guitars guitars guitars...whatever I do, stays in here." — alanchimws
"Arrgh! Gotta clean these germs from my nostrils!" — alanchimws
"Oh, i thought we were going to FREYBERG to start a fire!" — alanchimws
Nyasha - "Do you know what Steve Jobs said about people say they can multitask?"
Jo - "They're lying?"
Nyasha - "Yes, and they are liars." — alanchimws
At end of Avengers movie: Me - "Who was that red guy at the end??"
Nyasha - "Piccolo." — alanchimws
"Just tell them you have explosive diarrhoea. They won't want you to come in to work incase you spread it round. It's the same with projectile vomiting." — alanchimws
Looks at watch, "OH!! Oh yea, i forgot to put my clock back." — alanchimws
"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws
"I don't get affected by peoples words cos i've got the ego of a peacock." — alanchimws
"I don't know much about cars. I just use it to get from point 1 to point B." — alanchimws
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws
"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws
"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws
"Oh my goodness! I just got child-locked out of your microwave!" — alanchimws
"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws
Michael - "What's that smell?"
Nyasha - "Armpit." — alanchimws