"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across) Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!" — tommo39
"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39
shoeshine"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39
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"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39
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"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39
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Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job." Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..." — tommo39
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"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39
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"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39
MelKeynes "Does anybody know what time it is?" Josh "TOOL TIME!" — tommo39
"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39
"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39
"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39
"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39
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"Yeah well if you pinch my face, I'll pinch your... I'll think of somewhere!" — tommo39
vanTalerie"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39
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"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39
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charleynzDaniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before." — tommo39
"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39
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"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!" — tommo39
"See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!" — tommo39
"Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?... Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?" — tommo39
ChrisShoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!" — tommo39
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"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39
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"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39
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"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39
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"Val - We should do this, do you agree? Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see? Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head" — tommo39
"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39
"Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something" — tommo39
"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39
"We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it" — tommo39
After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39
"Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!" — tommo39
Jose"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39
"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39
I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39
Tommo: "'tis all very cute" Shoeshine: "What is?" Tommo: "Girls liking guys" — tommo39
"Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good?
Tommo: Just like girls" — tommo39
"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39
"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39
"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39
"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39
"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39
"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39
"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39
"When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??" — tommo39
"Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables." — tommo39
"Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them." — tommo39
"Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count." — tommo39
"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39
"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39
"Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips." — tommo39
Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"
Josh: "read the book of leviticus" — tommo39
Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"
Josh: "No, never trust English people" — tommo39
"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39
"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39
Paul: "you guys are all crazy"
Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey" — tommo39
Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."
Paul: "Ants don't make honey."
Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad" — tommo39
"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39
"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39
"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39
"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39
"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39
Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."
Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"
Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul" — tommo39
Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"
Josh: "We can't afford them" — tommo39
(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39
qwandor"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39
(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39