"Shoes: It's on the back of an email from Uncle Dave Tommo: I don't have an Uncle Dave Shoes: It's addressed to Ian Thompson (passes paper across) Tommo: Oh, I do have an Uncle Dave!!!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Thursday 05 January 2012 at 09:32 am UTC in Pemberley.

"I must be old, I'm making hot chocolate when there's coke on the table. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Thursday 21 April 2011 at 11:24 am UTC in Pemberley.

"Yes, but who has feathers on their cock?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 20 November 2010 at 03:15 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wish I was a black woman" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 09 November 2010 at 08:24 am UTC in Elim International Church.

"I'm gonna go to the bus stop now cause that's what I do when I wanna catch a bus." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 02:09 am UTC in Elim International Church.

Sylvia: "Losing your eyesight probably isn't good for your job." Josh: "You could become a guide dog! Oh wait..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 27 September 2010 at 02:08 am UTC in Elim International Church.

"Two out of three sources spell Wednesday with an O" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 23 June 2010 at 10:02 pm UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Half the girls in the world are female" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 21 June 2010 at 07:03 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"There must be some family-friendly movie with mutated humans somewhere!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatarMel on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 08:24 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

Keynes "Does anybody know what time it is?" Josh "TOOL TIME!" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Thursday 03 June 2010 at 06:45 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"I wasn't asking permission, I was just asking if he minds!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Do you mind if stupid things you say get published on the internet?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 24 May 2010 at 06:59 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Just gotta pick this up, I'm sitting on one of my balls..." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 21 May 2010 at 11:15 am UTC in Misc.

"I don't think so Tim" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 17 May 2010 at 07:49 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Before tonight jaffas didn't even have juice!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 11 May 2010 at 09:22 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Aw man, my phone's fixed!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 10 May 2010 at 07:59 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Yeah well if you pinch my face, I'll pinch your... I'll think of somewhere!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarvanTalerie on Wednesday 05 May 2010 at 01:27 pm UTC in Online.

"Round it to the nearest incorrect number..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 12 April 2010 at 08:23 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Sellotape, Jesus, Sellotape" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 13 March 2010 at 01:31 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"When you come into the house, your face takes over everything!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 12 March 2010 at 10:33 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"I'm good with these word things" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Sunday 07 March 2010 at 12:36 am UTC in Misc.

"I love odd fellows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarcharleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 08:56 am UTC in Misc.

Daniel: "Why would Josh be texting Mel? She's right here." Charlotte: "Why does Josh do anything?" Daniel: pause "Because he's hungry!" Josh: "Yeah, well Mel has quenched my hunger before." — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatarcharleynz on Wednesday 03 March 2010 at 08:54 am UTC in Misc.

"Patience is a great master plan. It's kept me single a very long time..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 28 February 2010 at 11:31 am UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

"Is that a duck or a hedgehog?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 24 January 2010 at 11:56 am UTC in Misc.

"Antz: Girls are weird, that's why we love them! Josh: It's not why I love them. Antz: Why do you love them? Josh: Cause they're hot!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 22 January 2010 at 01:21 pm UTC in Misc.

"Why is it Monday?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 06:43 am UTC in 2KP.

"I like a challenge where people hug me." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 18 January 2010 at 05:38 am UTC in 2KP.

"See, that's what I've missed! My face has suffered no abuse recently!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarvanTalerie on Wednesday 13 January 2010 at 10:01 am UTC in Facebook.

"Chris: well some of these status' are just so ambiguous. Are we all just trying to sound mysterious or what?... Josh: Girls love nothing more than to sound mysterious... why do you think they were all posting the colours of their underwear without explaining to anyone?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarChris on Monday 11 January 2010 at 10:23 pm UTC in Facebook.

Shoeshine: "You should so name your daughter Beauty." Tommo: "And your son Beast!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:20 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Oh look, there's my phone! That's what happens when you fling lard." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:16 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I don't take drugs, doesn't mean I don't inhale them when I get the chance. " — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:14 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Man this poo is disgusting! Where's the poo scraper?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:04 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Val - We should do this, do you agree? Josh - I'm getting tired, can't you see? Val - I'm sorry Josh, I'll go to bed Josh - lest Kirsten jumps upon your head" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 19 December 2009 at 12:15 pm UTC in 2KP.

"We can be butt brothers." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 16 December 2009 at 02:07 pm UTC in Misc.

"He looks absolutely perfect..." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Thursday 10 December 2009 at 09:04 am UTC in 2KP.

"Come on, PM, look at your eyebrows!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 02 December 2009 at 09:11 pm UTC in 2KP.

"I don't feel the need to be complimentary because I don't think you're under any illusions that I think you look weird. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Saturday 28 November 2009 at 10:50 pm UTC in Misc.

"Let's take the meths and go somewhere and do something" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 28 November 2009 at 11:00 am UTC in Mono's 21st.

"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 02:47 am UTC in 2KP.

"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 12:52 am UTC in Misc.

"We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:38 am UTC in Facebook.

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatarcharleynz on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 09:16 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!" — tommo39

8 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 13 November 2009 at 12:36 pm UTC in 2KP.

"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 13 November 2009 at 12:36 pm UTC in 2KP.

"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatarJose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 03:26 am UTC in 2KP.

"Don't drown the water" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 06:13 am UTC in VUWCU.

"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 09:03 am UTC in 2KP.

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 06:52 am UTC in 2KP.

"It's Talking About Josh time!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 02 November 2009 at 11:22 am UTC in 2KP.

I'm trying to imagine on what planet there'd be a quote that goes "There's things Val doesn't talk about that you talk about". — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 02 November 2009 at 11:19 am UTC in 2KP.

"What does it mean? I can't read Asian!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 31 October 2009 at 01:59 am UTC in Facebook.

Tommo: "'tis all very cute" Shoeshine: "What is?" Tommo: "Girls liking guys" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Thursday 29 October 2009 at 10:50 am UTC in Facebook.

"Shoeshine: Why is it that nice looking guitars sound crap and ugly ones sound good?

Tommo: Just like girls"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 25 October 2009 at 02:49 am UTC in Facebook.

"The tweeter that tweeted the tweet that twitter texted to me was a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 20 October 2009 at 10:07 am UTC in 2KP.

"(to Paul) Would you like to go back to old times and sleep with me?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 17 October 2009 at 12:03 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Emos have heart problems - it beats when they don't want it to." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:37 am UTC in 2KP.

"Nick, you're Mr. Purple Wurple" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 25 September 2009 at 11:18 am UTC in 2KP.

"You can bleed for a long time" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 08 September 2009 at 01:06 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Double it by a half" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 30 August 2009 at 09:51 am UTC in Cubed.

"Then you'd have black and white and you could make a piano out of rice." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 26 June 2009 at 04:29 am UTC in 2KP.

"Filipinos don't age. If I went to a church full of Filipino girls there wouldn't be much incentive to go anywhere else." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 04:39 pm UTC in 2KP.

"I'm an epic kind of person" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 04:39 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Kirsten didn't say how much wrinkly skin is going to fit into the red dress" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 04:35 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Mel, you can put your skull in my cupboard if you want" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 04:34 pm UTC in 2KP.

"When was the last time I got frustrated at bits of plastic??" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:33 am UTC in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Well I'm not really that passionate about vegetables." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 am UTC in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I prefer borrowing [Mel's] books because then I don't have to return them." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:32 am UTC in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Yeah I can't really say I've ever heard voices... I mean sometimes I talk to myself but that doesn't really count." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:28 am UTC in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Get Richard to do it... he's a stalker!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarMel on Tuesday 16 June 2009 at 12:26 am UTC in Sarah and Mel's flat.

"Brought to you by the letter C and the number L." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 12 June 2009 at 04:59 pm UTC in 2KP.

"But I ate the mince with the beans that I ate with the mince!" — tommo39

5 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 01 June 2009 at 07:37 am UTC in 2KP.

"I think I'm going to be doing a poo soon" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 24 May 2009 at 02:56 am UTC in 2KP.

"It's like being pregnant but more painful." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatarMel on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:31 am UTC in Whitehouse.

"Mono: It's the thought that counts. Josh: Yes, because we THOUGHT that someone would bring chips." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 23 May 2009 at 06:00 am UTC in Misc.

"All meaning comes from Nick" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 11 May 2009 at 03:11 pm UTC in 2KP.

"I don't know. How tall are catholics?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 11 May 2009 at 03:11 pm UTC in 2KP.

"I understand less than I speak" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 11 May 2009 at 03:11 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Everybody will live on gondolas on a hill" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 11 May 2009 at 03:09 pm UTC in 2KP.

"That's cause I'm used to seeing big poos" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 10 May 2009 at 10:26 am UTC in 2KP.

Shirley: "If someone was interested in knowing more about God, what would you say to them?"

Josh: "read the book of leviticus"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:02 am UTC in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Trust the English one, ay?"

Josh: "No, never trust English people"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 04:01 am UTC in Cubed.

"Is that a cow, or is it a gorilla?" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:59 am UTC in Cubed.

"Paul, how does it feel to be intelligent?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:55 am UTC in Cubed.

"The place of no return see, cause we're gonna close the door, and then there'll be no return." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:52 am UTC in Cubed.

"Dogs don't go moo" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:51 am UTC in Cubed.

"Aah, I'm falling into the recreational swimming pool!" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 am UTC in Cubed.

"you can have Jesus back" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:49 am UTC in Cubed.

Paul: "you guys are all crazy"

Josh: "you're the one making a pyramid out of a donkey"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:48 am UTC in Cubed.

Josh: "So we could just believe that ants are taking over the world with their special nuclear honey."

Paul: "Ants don't make honey."

Josh: "Oh that's bees! Sorry, my bad"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:46 am UTC in Cubed.

"Ah but how do you know that this is Gisborne, and maybe it's Palmy except it disguised itself as Gisborne and the other one is actually Gisborne and not Palmy" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:42 am UTC in Cubed.

"It's ok everybody, Jesus is alive" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:39 am UTC in Cubed.

"The llama is a cross between a donkey and a sheep. Can you see the resemblance?" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:37 am UTC in Cubed.

"And then Osama Bin Laden, he was over here. And he got the sheep to attack George Bush." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:36 am UTC in Cubed.

"you see, this is the only place in the world where people build a wall using a recreational swimming pool" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:35 am UTC in Cubed.

"Ah, now you see, Blaketopia is actually just the republicisized international local version of... South Africa" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:31 am UTC in Cubed.

Paul: "The cat has something to say. Lick my finger."

Shoeshine: "Hey the cat's upstaged me"

Josh: "I'll lick your finger Paul"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:23 am UTC in Cubed.

Shoeshine: "Obviously we can't speak from experience cause we haven't done the drugs and alcohol"

Josh: "We can't afford them"
— tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:13 am UTC in Cubed.

(holding up a baby Jesus figurine) "This is Michael. And he's a... he's a pig" — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 03 May 2009 at 03:08 am UTC in Cubed.

"Imagine a toilet tree. That would be awesome." — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatarqwandor on Tuesday 17 February 2009 at 10:23 pm UTC in 2KP.

"If you turn the knob to just the right setting, you can make a guy sound like a girl." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarqwandor on Friday 23 January 2009 at 11:45 am UTC in 2KP.

(following a conversation about castration) "Seriously, I have a device upstairs. I can make you sound like a chipmunk." — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatarqwandor on Friday 23 January 2009 at 11:44 am UTC in 2KP.